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BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
It's you!

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Graff
May 10, 2012

BooLoo posted:

It's you!

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I actually think the op made a good point when he said that degrading/painful sex stuff is ok as long as you trust and can communicate with all involved, the thing is that is really hard to do without being in an emotional relationship too.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


What percent of girls like to be pissed on OP, in your experience.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


What percent of girls like to be pissed on OP, in your experience.

Graff
May 10, 2012

Carmant posted:

What percent of girls like to be pissed on OP, in your experience.

calm your jets, m8. he's probably just busy

Graff
May 10, 2012

iykwim

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

BooLoo posted:

It's you!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

BooLoo posted:

You keep doing you echi, you're infinitely happier than about 98% of the broken little inhabitants in this subforum.

echi is the best

Graff
May 10, 2012

mishaq posted:

echi is the best

echi for prime minister. of sex.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
hold on, you can submit erotica for thunderdome?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm not positive but I don't think the OP has weighed in on the question of how fat and gross everyone is, yet. Op can you please address this issue

Graff
May 10, 2012

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm not positive but I don't think the OP has weighed in on the question of how fat and gross everyone is, yet. Op can you please address this issue

you seem to be very curious and persistent about this avenue of questioning, capitain y. not judging your kinks or anything, this is just an observation. peace.

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
Anybody content with their lifestyle doesn't post on the internet about it seeking validation from strangers. That being said, it's still better than 99% of threads in e/n. Especially the part about deepthroating. :)

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

insufficient guns posted:

Anybody content with their lifestyle doesn't post on the internet about it seeking validation from strangers. That being said, it's still better than 99% of threads in e/n. Especially the part about deepthroating. :)

Hmm true

Graff
May 10, 2012

insufficient guns posted:

Anybody content with their lifestyle doesn't post on the internet about it seeking validation from strangers. That being said, it's still better than 99% of threads in e/n. Especially the part about deepthroating. :)

I was thinking it was an exhibitionism thing rather than a validation thing. "Dear yospos I never thought it would happen to me, but ... boobs cocks twadgers and fannies galore ... jizzed right in my own ear ... accidentally poo poo halfway up the curtains ... etc etc"

Which is fine by me really. Nowt wrong with it. Everyone seems to be having a good time.

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:

Graff posted:

I was thinking it was an exhibitionism thing rather than a validation thing. "Dear yospos I never thought it would happen to me, but ... boobs cocks twadgers and fannies galore ... jizzed right in my own ear ... accidentally poo poo halfway up the curtains ... etc etc"

this is hotter than anything posted in this thread so far, please don't stop :q:

Graff
May 10, 2012

insufficient guns posted:

this is hotter than anything posted in this thread so far, please don't stop :q:

you want me to talk dirty to you, in echi's thread? while he's not here? well, we're all adults here. i got no problem with that.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

remigious posted:

I actually think the op made a good point when he said that degrading/painful sex stuff is ok as long as you trust and can communicate with all involved, the thing is that is really hard to do without being in an emotional relationship too.

mate nice assumptions on the degrading part.. woman literally used the word empowering when describing what it was like her to do it. submissive she accepted as a term but not degrading.

Carmant posted:

What percent of girls like to be pissed on OP, in your experience.

mate I wouldn't have a clue

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm not positive but I don't think the OP has weighed in on the question of how fat and gross everyone is, yet. Op can you please address this issue

because I'm not going to validate your pointless question with an answer. all I'll say is that the people are way more normal than you might imagine.

BooLoo posted:

Going to refer to all sex ever from now on as "my harrowing climax."

You keep doing you echi, you're infinitely happier than about 98% of the broken little inhabitants in this subforum.

mate thanks 💖👌😎

Graff posted:

gonna combine powers with echi to form a god drat sexual voltron

this is what we call threesomes now

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

this is what we call threesomes now
ring a ding a loving ding aling ding dong

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Awia posted:

this is impossible

Please don't true buckaroo shame.

Zombie Boat posted:

Cheers on the great thread friend.

I just want to say this post reads like a robot describes sex.

yospos, bithc.

insufficient guns posted:

Anybody content with their lifestyle doesn't post on the internet about it seeking validation from strangers.

If that isn't all of E/N especially the threads about making bad decisions and looking for hugs instead of facing facts…

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
made some good friends in this line of recreation

not dudes tho. haven't med many dudes. prefer women

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Troposphere posted:

mm yeah baby I love when my tmj makes my jaw cramp up keep goin

What's up tmj buddy. Post-bj headaches suck so much, especially considering that just chewing gum gives me one.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
On the deepthroating issue, I can't and wont speak for other ladies but the op said something along the lines of it needing to be something done with care and concern idk I'm not going back to look. And this is probably really true, because every dude who's tried it on me has either not asked ahead of time or just rammed it in like they're trying to find oil and it really does just make them look like a sad dude who doesn't understand women but watches a ton of porn. So I'm giving op the benefit of the doubt and agreeing that the opposite of that might be ok.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

echinopsis posted:

made some good friends in this line of recreation

not dudes tho. haven't med many dudes. prefer women

Your really narrowing your scope here

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Darth123123 posted:

Your really narrowing your scope here

mate this thread started because I already had too many "options"

I mean there is another girl now on the scene. But I am keeping her at arms length and just being friends for now. It's too much to handle

Palisader posted:

So I'm giving op the benefit of the doubt and agreeing that the opposite of that might be ok.

And one of the aspects about all of this is that if it's not ok you stop, and because you talk about it beforehand and also go slowly, you can generally be sure its consensual and also stops the moment its uncomfortable. but so far that hasn't had to happen

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

It's too much to handle

I'm not sure how this sounds but this is really an indication of the kind of input I want to put into this. There is one woman I talk to a fair bit and so far have seen at least weekly and then there is another filthier woman who I don't talk to so much.. I have a date with her lined up this week, and I would also like to see the other woman too, and I have that organised, but I also want to see my wife.. and it's unreasonable on my wife to do it like this all the time, and unreasonable on the other's to only give them such little attention but still want sex.. and so there are two other woman who are interested and I just have to be honest and say "have patience please'. I don't think it's fair on them or my wife tbh..

But swiping right is so god drat addictive. currently I just "collect" the matches and say nothing. the reserves I call them. currently 14 matches I haven't talked to

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


echinopsis posted:

I'm not sure how this sounds but this is really an indication of the kind of input I want to put into this. There is one woman I talk to a fair bit and so far have seen at least weekly and then there is another filthier woman who I don't talk to so much.. I have a date with her lined up this week, and I would also like to see the other woman too, and I have that organised, but I also want to see my wife.. and it's unreasonable on my wife to do it like this all the time, and unreasonable on the other's to only give them such little attention but still want sex.. and so there are two other woman who are interested and I just have to be honest and say "have patience please'. I don't think it's fair on them or my wife tbh..

But swiping right is so god drat addictive. currently I just "collect" the matches and say nothing. the reserves I call them. currently 14 matches I haven't talked to

drat thats a really low number of matches. Post your pics.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

echinopsis posted:

But swiping right is so god drat addictive.

You probably shouldn't be married then.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

drat thats a really low number of matches. Post your pics.

jesus christ you're a dork.


WampaLord posted:

You probably shouldn't be married then.

Or perhaps this ideal... because I get the cool stability and love of a real marriage, but the cool sexy fun times of having sex with other women

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I hope it works out for you but just be cautious because you haven't been poly all that long so don't let the thrill of collecting ladies like some kinda tindr pokemon overwhelm you.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Do you have AIDS? How w many stds have you had in life that you share in an "open" relationship?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


echinopsis posted:

Or perhaps this ideal... because I get the cool stability and love of a real marriage, but the cool sexy fun times of having sex with other women

sexy fun times

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Hook me up with your wife OP

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Carmant posted:

Hook me up with your wife OP

You want crabs?

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Darth123123 posted:

You want crabs?

I'm a bug chaser

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Palisader posted:

I hope it works out for you but just be cautious because you haven't been poly all that long so don't let the thrill of collecting ladies like some kinda tindr pokemon overwhelm you.

yeah mate cheers. felt I alluded to that before. already having 2 ladies that I am in active contact with is enough. there are
two more women I am interested in on the wings but for now just staying e-friends. like I said, even from their perspective alone, I don't want to offer such a little slice of my attention. it's not respectful to them either

I want to do right by everyone as much as possible. some of the language I use makes it seem like maybe I don't treat these people like people .. they are

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

I want to do right by everyone as much as possible. some of the language I use makes it seem like maybe I don't treat these people like people .. they are

good man

Graff
May 10, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

Do you have AIDS? How w many stds have you had in life that you share in an "open" relationship?

quoting a truly shameful post

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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


echinopsis posted:

yeah mate cheers. felt I alluded to that before. already having 2 ladies that I am in active contact with is enough. there are
two more women I am interested in on the wings but for now just staying e-friends. like I said, even from their perspective alone, I don't want to offer such a little slice of my attention. it's not respectful to them either

I want to do right by everyone as much as possible. some of the language I use makes it seem like maybe I don't treat these people like people .. they are

Have you ever imagined how we feel having to read your fake posts about having sex

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