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echinopsis posted:lmao mate would you like me to actually lay down the times and dates I'd like to see a photograph of your penis and balls
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Honestly at this point I can't stop thinking of the OP as  and I also can't get enough of these Tales of Ribaldry.
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Idk, echi seems like an okay dude, he doesn't inspire legitimate anger in me like Nobbler does. I am a little weirded out that every poly person feels the need to try and convert everyone they meet, but it's like whatever in the grand scheme of things. It sounds like sex is basically your hobby? As in, if you have to slot it into your life, you put it in the space that would usually be occupied by a hobby. Which is... I mean, it seems a little silly to me but it's not the worst thing in the world.
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Palisader posted:Idk, echi seems like an okay dude, he doesn't inspire legitimate anger in me like Nobbler does. I am a little weirded out that every poly person feels the need to try and convert everyone they meet, but it's like whatever in the grand scheme of things. It sounds like sex is basically your hobby? As in, if you have to slot it into your life, you put it in the space that would usually be occupied by a hobby. Which is... I mean, it seems a little silly to me but it's not the worst thing in the world. Having sex instead of playing videogames? lol it's your life I guess, whatever floats your boat man
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Gabriel Pope posted:Having sex instead of playing videogames? lol it's your life I guess, whatever floats your boat man How dare you besmirch the good name of the several videogame mans I am married to
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Palisader posted:Idk, echi seems like an okay dude, he doesn't inspire legitimate anger in me like Nobbler does. I am a little weirded out that every poly person feels the need to try and convert everyone they meet, but it's like whatever in the grand scheme of things. It sounds like sex is basically your hobby? As in, if you have to slot it into your life, you put it in the space that would usually be occupied by a hobby. Which is... I mean, it seems a little silly to me but it's not the worst thing in the world. eh not just sex but people. other people are my hobby. some even call it socialising. sexialising? plus I don't want to convert anyone necessarily, I'm just encouraging some of the losers posting in this thread to get off their asses and meet a real human being that isn't someone at the drive through
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Jul 13, 2016 23:34
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its possible to relate with people without having relations with people, my dude
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yeah but would you really want to
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Control Volume posted:SEx is impossible this checks out based on personal experience
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Jul 14, 2016 04:53
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just chatting to a woman recently seperated.. discussing some of the stuff we enjoy... purely out of the blue guess what she tells me she likes? yeah you guessed it. deepthroating. hypothesis becoming theory
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Jul 14, 2016 04:57
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everyone loves deepthroating
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Jul 14, 2016 05:02
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no just every lady I've ever I've ever talked to it about
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Jul 14, 2016 05:19
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i think all ladies will say that if your dick is small enough. same about anal, they're just like "normally no, but for you...eh why not"
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Jul 14, 2016 05:31
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you speak with profound experience
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Jul 14, 2016 05:33
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u know it
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Jul 14, 2016 05:43
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I respect it and will stand beside you
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Jul 14, 2016 06:59
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Ha ha, Carmant is not a very happy person!
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BooLoo posted:Ha ha, Carmant is not a very happy person! what a terrible thing to say, BooLoo!
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I am wild and untamed and tell it like it is.
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BooLoo posted:I am wild and untamed and tell it like it is. nothing wrong with Carmant that a good bit of deep throating won't fix
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Jul 14, 2016 09:47
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idk if he's up to it, though, that seems like you'd need to practice on a pickle or something first
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Trig Discipline posted:idk if he's up to it, though, that seems like you'd need to practice on a pickle or something first a mardyarse and an over active gag reflex? wow. thats really tragic
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I have a massive backlog of washing to put away and general housework piling up because well guess why
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Jul 14, 2016 11:34
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coz im a lazy piece of poo poo
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echinopsis posted:yeah it must suck having a hot as gently caress wife But have you had a threesome yet with a hot dude? I'm sure it's your wife's turn to enjoy the experience. Will you blow the guy or suck on his balls when that happens? I guarantee you that it's coming, tadpole. And then, later on, you'll find out that she's developed an "emotional attachment" to the new penis and has started seeing him on the side. That's when your marriage begins the inevitable decay. Also, are those bad looking women in your harem, and are they excessively obese? The "swingers" I know of around here aren't otherwise in high demand. Just some observations . . .
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Your observations say a lot more about you than they do him buddy 
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Hot people don't have to pretend to like deepthroating.
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OP, what sort of men does your wife typically go for? Physically and personality-wise?
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I think she values intelligence and interestingness over physical appearance but yeah I can't say there is a type. seems interested in guys like me
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Graff posted:a mardyarse had to look this up. turns out it's not a type of horse
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Trig Discipline posted:had to look this up. turns out it's not a type of horse lol
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BooLoo posted:Your observations say a lot more about you than they do him buddy fair play though three ways with two guys are good though
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actually scratch that i remember hearing about a terrible two guys threeway once involving a couple I used to know and the singer from some 90s indy shitehawks
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myth busted
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they are different in my experience much more two on one than a love triangle which is fine but different/ it's fun being the odd sex because you get lots of attention but giving that attention is fun also
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Trig Discipline posted:i think all ladies will say that if your dick is small enough. same about anal, they're just like "normally no, but for you...eh why not" speaking from experience this is 100% spot on homie
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Graff posted:fair play though three ways with two guys are good though I think you meant three guys, and possibly more
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