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Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Can a penis that does not reach the throat, be deep throated? I shall meditate on this, Poly-san

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Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Troposphere posted:

saying all women love being deep throated is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

I've been keeping statistics on this for years and have several large hard drives filled with video evidence, but unfortunately I've heard no responses back from any of the scientific journals I've contacted. Big Pharma doesn't want everyone to know the benefits of open relationships and deepthroating.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Honestly at this point I can't stop thinking of the OP as



and I also can't get enough of these Tales of Ribaldry.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008
Nothing is more intimate than having sex with lots of different people while you tell each other and anyone else who will listen how amazing open relationships are, and then fart and smell your own farts.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

I.N.R.I posted:

are u a sofa?

Trig Discipline posted:

obv a loveseat

Sounds more like a California Burger King sized bed to me.

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