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i'm having a threesome with a cup of coffee and a breakfast taco
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depends on the sex and the taco, really. both range from "amazing, life changing ecstasy" to "horrible humiliating experience that leaves you covered in weird fluids"
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Jul 12, 2016 02:28
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echi what cream or ointment do you use to keep from getting calluses on your boner from all this loving
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Jul 12, 2016 05:00
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Aerofallosov posted:Maaaaaaaybe it's my whacky communication disorder, but I really don't understand the point of this thread. it's basically a quarantine zone so yospos will stop talking about echi's dick i, like the ladies, can't get enough of it
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Jul 12, 2016 06:23
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i would never do it because i know for a fact that my wife is like a million times hotter than me (seriously idk wtf she's thinking) and she could have a line of people of both genders extending halfway down the block within an hour just by mentioning she was open for business on facebook, while i'd be lucky to get a pity handy from a female friend who started feeling bad for me while she was in line to go to town on my wife
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Jul 12, 2016 07:20
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Yeah no we've talked about that but decided it would be too complicated emotionally. Definitely could have hooked it up easily, but we're pretty defensive of what we've got and pretty risk averse. Was actually a pretty fun conversation to have though.
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Jul 12, 2016 08:56
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Carmant posted:thats pathetic yeah that was kinda the point, good eye
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Jul 12, 2016 19:57
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echinopsis posted:yeah it must suck having a hot as gently caress wife it's awful, i cry myself to sleep on her perfect breasts every night
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Jul 12, 2016 21:07
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lol
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Jul 12, 2016 21:29
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echi we're here for you buddy
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Jul 12, 2016 21:46
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KoRMaK posted:Feels like nothin at all that's what she said boom roasted
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Jul 12, 2016 21:58
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but as for echi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0souv2SyvQ
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Jul 13, 2016 00:06
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yeah can we get a gang tag or something
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Jul 13, 2016 04:53
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turns out it's semen
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Jul 13, 2016 06:52
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i think all ladies will say that if your dick is small enough. same about anal, they're just like "normally no, but for you...eh why not"
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Jul 14, 2016 05:31
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u know it
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Jul 14, 2016 05:43
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idk if he's up to it, though, that seems like you'd need to practice on a pickle or something first
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Jul 14, 2016 11:01
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Graff posted:a mardyarse had to look this up. turns out it's not a type of horse
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Jul 14, 2016 21:41
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high five for the low two 
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Jul 14, 2016 23:16
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i'm in a committed relationship with Five Guys if that counts
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Jul 15, 2016 21:32
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echinopsis posted:fact is bro I am getting lad on the regular ooooh the plot thickens and lengthens, and becomes much firmer
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Jul 18, 2016 21:17
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yeah whenever blow jobs are mentioned my penis starts wagging uncontrollably
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Jul 18, 2016 23:26
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echinopsis posted:when your kids start studying health at school and they realise their parents shave their pubes My parents don't shave my pubes wtf are you talking about
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Jul 19, 2016 21:37
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Jonny 290 posted:echi should tell the burger king story. that is the best story. like, ever
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Jul 24, 2016 23:12
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echinopsis posted:I don't know if I can do it justice.. I need to word it in such a way that it highlights just how awkward it really was. But somehow without making me sound like a total loser you were a teenager, all teenagers are losers by definition
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Jul 24, 2016 23:27
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mishaq posted:god bless you echi, keep doing you and everyone else
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Jul 26, 2016 10:59
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Fived and subscribed. I'm rooting you, OP!
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Aug 30, 2016 23:49
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scott zoloft posted:i feel like normal people should feel some degree of shame when they've managed to work online dating into their routine. do you experience that at all? this question is open to anyone who's into that sort of thing. I think there was a bit of a stigma attached to it ten years ago or so but nowadays it seems like it's the main way people meet.
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Sep 13, 2016 23:11
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I guess because for some people it's not about The Chase or The Game so much as it is about meeting the ideal person? I mean I've been married for 23 years so my last pickup line was something along the lines of "Hey have you seen this new 'fire' thing everyone's talking about? I've got some back at my apartment if you want to see it up close", but even back then I would have happily forgone all of that horseshit.
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Sep 14, 2016 00:17
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i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions
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Sep 14, 2016 14:10
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obv a loveseat
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Sep 14, 2016 14:15
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Doc Hawkins posted:stealth missions, but the really lovely kind where it has to end if you're seen even once high five spider bro
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Sep 14, 2016 23:39
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we call that cumdumpster diving around here
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Sep 18, 2016 12:26
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actually we don't but maybe we should start
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Sep 18, 2016 12:29
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VERY CAREFULLY 
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Sep 19, 2016 03:55
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what do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their throats in cum? not enough cum lol
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Oct 1, 2016 12:54
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I think so but it seems to be based on much more (and conflicting) information about your relationship than you have posted here. Is that your wife?
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Oct 5, 2016 04:00
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yeah but why is it only vanilla extract? loving racist
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Oct 20, 2016 22:20
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it's like a dear penthouse letter written by a markov text bot
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Oct 23, 2016 13:48
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we all are!
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