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echinopsis posted:

just got told i was someone's "cock god"

your mom sounds cool

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BooLoo posted:

So it doesn't exist?

lmbo

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auckland is v pretty and seems like a great city for buttfuckin'

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echinopsis posted:

no although i'm not necessarily against getting into being a sex worker myself

sex is like art; if you just do it for money you're going to end up doing some horrible stuff that you will regret for the rest of your life

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instead of the traditional sex for money quid pro quo, i would suggest continuing to have sex for free but seek out corporate sponsorship

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unnnh

uhnnnnnnnhhhh

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BROUGHT TO YOU BY COCA COLA

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the first two inches of this dick were brought to you by avis rental car

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Powaqoatse posted:

crotchless aerodynamic cycling onesie with like French & Italian telecom logos on it

all deepthroating a milf while taking a huge sip from a branded sports water bottle

i would never personally do this for a living but i would happily be echinopsis' agent for 20%

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of the money, not his dick

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Powaqoatse posted:

maybe doc doesnt want to have sex with you echi :shrug:

be realistic

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i think it's worth mentioning at this point that echi's dick is made of cough drops

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I.N.R.I posted:

hi, im just here to quietly note the YOSPOS phenomenon of being sexually attracted to crippled things. like how in their cat thread all of the cats have like open sores and keep making GBS threads everywhere and have missing limbs etc. its maybe no surprise that this particular strain of sexual deviance is present in their tinder and ok cupid preferences also.

yeah so do you wanna gently caress or what

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hey echi is this you

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Burt Sexual posted:

I hosed my wife of 20 yrs on Sunday morning, and man it was good

same

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you really married up; she's a doll

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tumor looking batty posted:

How would you describe deepthroating to a blind man?

probably easier to just deepthroat him

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little munchkin posted:

somewhere in a parallel universe there's a woman posting on a message board listing a bunch of different professions and saying believe it or not, all of these types of men like to get their dicks sucked

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echinopsis
you don't have to turn on the red light

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Anne Whateley posted:

How can they be smiling when they're going gcck gcck gcck gcck?

lol

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itt a bunch of goons find out echi is loving their mom

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i assumed it was code for something to do with anal beads

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cda posted:

It turns out that people with all kinds of jobs like to do this.

Ill start the wiki!

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Your mom!

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it got so open that he fell out :(

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axolotl farmer posted:

stay safe and sane, echinopsis :ohdear:

agreed

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