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mishaq posted:echi my friend, have you ever considered that women have no pleasure receptors in their throats and that deepthroating is degrading behavior learned from extreme hardcore pornography? drat, two paragraphs of extreme hardcore logic from this guy and he accidentally owned every single gay man
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ran the numbers through my classic Apple III, Macintosh 128K, IBM PC 5150 with linux and the hard results are in: women who enjoy sex suffered from severe childhood trauma
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Jul 6, 2016 00:19
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Das boot: a movie about a long cylinder full of german seamen that goes deeper than ever before and is threatening to burst
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Jul 6, 2016 16:56
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Sorry but Im going to have to hijack this thread because there are a LOT of poorly supported "facts" flying around here and Im not going to relax until we figure out the accurate percentage of women who enjoy deep throating, and how much childhood trauma they suffered
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Jul 7, 2016 00:07
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After reviewing the evidence of the thread, there are many viewpoints, such as: all women hate blowjobs and possibly are broken in the head, and another that cant tell the difference between a girl and an oreck commercial, and well, as the wise creators of south park often say, maybe the truth is in the middle, minus the one girl who says she doesnt like blowjobs either so I think this puts us at a solid 49%
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Jul 7, 2016 00:16
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SEx is impossible
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Jul 13, 2016 18:52
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Graff posted:fair play though three ways with two guys are good though I think you meant three guys, and possibly more
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Jul 15, 2016 04:26
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This thread had some novelty at the beginning I think but all his stories are "Uh umm a women came over and there was a blowjob and some cuddles" in several paragraphs worth of words when it should be awesome sex stories like the one time I saw a guy at a bar with a pool cue stuck up his rear end, just literally sticking straight up in the air
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Jul 26, 2016 19:32
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One time I ate two pot brownies and got so incredibly high that my brain basically stopped functioning during an 8 person orgy. people were pointing out that i was basically broken and my response was "aahhh. errrmmm" becuase i had recently been plowed in the rear end hole. I also told someone their favorite beer was just okay, but I think they were too stoned to care about this egregious insult. I'm probably going to gently caress one or more of these people in a couple of weekends. Anyways its not an interesting story but its pretty high tier for this thread
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Jul 28, 2016 04:53
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Great now all we're getting is missed connections stories
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Aug 17, 2016 14:21
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Had a guy who was pretty much jared from silicon valley who was telling me on that weekend that he was going to be gently caress 10 different people at 4 hour intervals (his recharge time) over the next couple of days and my thought was "dang shoulda gotten in on that"
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Aug 18, 2016 16:11
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Had a loving sexual encounter with mutual consent where I and a female went down on each other to perform oral intercourse in a safe manner to our mutual satisfaction before amicably parting ways [me off in a distant land] what sort of extreme fetish gear should i buy in the near future to have incredibly weird sex with lol
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Sep 12, 2016 02:44
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lmao
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Linked a gif in my group chat with 5 of my other smexytime friends, and well, lets just say it protrayed whats going to be happening in a couple nights, iykwim  
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Oct 20, 2016 21:02
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echinopsis posted:it's you What was his name?
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a long sad sigh as i cross out "wife" from professions that like to deepthroat
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