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BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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oh echi, you leaked :allears:

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BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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It's party time!

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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Graff posted:

so now I like submarines I guess. sexually I mean

Brace yourself, my torpedo is rapidly closing in on your harbour!

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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Going to refer to all sex ever from now on as "my harrowing climax."

You keep doing you echi, you're infinitely happier than about 98% of the broken little inhabitants in this subforum.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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It's you!

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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Ha ha, Carmant is not a very happy person!

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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I am wild and untamed and tell it like it is.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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Your observations say a lot more about you than they do him buddy :)

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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tumor looking batty posted:

what is the burger king story

a yosposter lost to the mists of time once hooked up with a girl, fingered her butt by accident. took her to burger king afterwards and trying to be suave over their burgers told her "i can still smell you on my fingers" and she burst into tears.

i think that's what they're referring to anyway.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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wait what, echi that was you?


hahahaha goddamn, sorry.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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:saddowns:

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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du -hast posted:

Yeah I was gonna post in the FYAD thread too but was pretty sure I'd get a long rear end probation.

Either way though, I mean everything I wrote is loving true, E/N is full of pedophile defective basement dwellers.

The ones who have made threads about their terrible problems yet post with advice in every thread are hilarious though so they have that going for them.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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du -hast posted:

That said, I have developed a system in life where I creampie teens (ones over 18 since I know I need to specify that here)... pretty dank and I will let in on the secret. :wink:

No dad no.

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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Acres of Quakers posted:

Your daughter is old enough to know what is going on when daddy's not home in the morning. Do you still pretend she doesn't know how or do you talk about it. Do you feel your example will lead her to seek physical means of validation as a young woman? Do you think she'll be able to establish an open relationship as stable as your own?

This is some gross parternalistic stereotype bullshit.

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BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

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echinopsis posted:

just got told i was someone's "cock god"

So it doesn't exist?

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