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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Troposphere posted:

mm yeah baby I love when my tmj makes my jaw cramp up keep goin

What's up tmj buddy. Post-bj headaches suck so much, especially considering that just chewing gum gives me one.

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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
On the deepthroating issue, I can't and wont speak for other ladies but the op said something along the lines of it needing to be something done with care and concern idk I'm not going back to look. And this is probably really true, because every dude who's tried it on me has either not asked ahead of time or just rammed it in like they're trying to find oil and it really does just make them look like a sad dude who doesn't understand women but watches a ton of porn. So I'm giving op the benefit of the doubt and agreeing that the opposite of that might be ok.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I hope it works out for you but just be cautious because you haven't been poly all that long so don't let the thrill of collecting ladies like some kinda tindr pokemon overwhelm you.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Aerofallosov posted:

Maaaaaaaybe it's my whacky communication disorder, but I really don't understand the point of this thread.

Like um, congratulations on boning people?

I think the original intention was to ask which of his ladies he should continue with and which he should consider phasing out? But um


echinopsis posted:

Don't read it then bro, but I haven't made up a single fact.

Other things you won't believe.. Tonight I have a girl coming over.. when the kids are asleep we are going to have sex. This is the one that tells me how much she loves deepthroating. She's a cool chick and loves to cuddle and is friendly.

Then tomorrow night I am off to visit another woman who is about an hour and a half away. I'm gonna stay at her place. She is filthy as hell. Should be a good evening. She is then coming to our place saturday night to join me and my wife so that will be even cooler. I will get fantastic levels of pleasure out of that evening.

That's my sexual agenda. I will no doubt have sex with my wife in between tonight and tomorrow because it makes it seem really dirty to have sex with three woman in a 24 hour period and it's one of those steam achievements. Also they all know about all of this too and so everyone is consenting and happy to be on the polysex train.

Perhaps you mate should put a few minutes in with the ladies and self improvement and get a slice of action rather than your pathetic attempt at raining on my parade, which in the analogy is more like squirting the tv with a water gun

My dude, you can understand what might make me say things like "collecting women like pokemon", yes? I am sure you are a very nice person who is kind and considerate to his partners, but the way you phrase poo poo is absolutely dire.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Unrelated to my previous response, but I have a newborn and a 10 year old and trying to juggle them plus going back to work plus my husband is exhausting. I can't imagine going "hmm yes I will divide my time up even further!" but I am also very tired and a little cranky.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Idk, echi seems like an okay dude, he doesn't inspire legitimate anger in me like Nobbler does. I am a little weirded out that every poly person feels the need to try and convert everyone they meet, but it's like whatever in the grand scheme of things. It sounds like sex is basically your hobby? As in, if you have to slot it into your life, you put it in the space that would usually be occupied by a hobby. Which is... I mean, it seems a little silly to me but it's not the worst thing in the world.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Gabriel Pope posted:

Having sex instead of playing videogames? lol it's your life I guess, whatever floats your boat man

How dare you besmirch the good name of the several videogame mans I am married to

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

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hog fat posted:

actually, the point of the story is that you're lying and telling incredibly banal sex tales

Whoa let's slow down hoss

The word you're looking for is myth.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
poo poo, I took such a long time deciding between myth and fable that I didn't realise what a lovely joke that was.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Trig Discipline posted:

we call that cumdumpster diving around here

This thread is a cumdumpster fire

Just imagine it

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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

echinopsis posted:

are you trying to tell me i'm a piece of poo poo i can't tell

SpiritFox is a poly person as well, if that helps.

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