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Graff
May 10, 2012

I think you should buy them all forum accounts so that we can cross examine them.

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Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

these ladies are far too class to be on here talking about computers

Otherwise all we have to go on is the ratings of attractiveness and sexual adventurousness that you have given to each of these people, then collated, then put up on the internet for strangers to look at.

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

and their age

m8 if u expect us to give you good solid unbiased advice we're going to need to flesh out their personalities a bit. what was their first pet? what was their mother's maiden name? also you can tell a surprising amount about a person from their social security number

Graff
May 10, 2012

i mean we need to dive deep on this one. we need to go beyond shallow obvious stuff like "she likes rimjobs and reminds me of my mum" and really get to the heart of the matter

Graff
May 10, 2012

what i am saying is i think it is time we set up a spreadsheet on google docs

Graff
May 10, 2012

has anyone started the wiki yet

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

my sex dreams have come true

your sex dreams involved a yospos confessional. glad we could help you achieve release

Graff
May 10, 2012

echi have you voted anyone off yet

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

so far we have learned that every girl loves deepthroating: it's not if they do, just how much they do

tell us more about these weird alien creatures called "girls"

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

hmm I want to navigate this carefully coz I'm
not an rear end in a top hat. the younger hippy is getting the slow fade. older lady essentially gone.

leaves the 40 year old, she's good value. the 39 year old filthy woman who is very good value and 44 year old with amazing hair who I haven't met but am mega into

I am mostly just taking the piss and really hope u have a great time, but when u describe other human beings as "great value" it maybe doesn't transmit the "not an arsehole" playful experimental broad minded personal brand that u maybe think it does

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

Maybe that's not a turn of phrase you're used to but it means they are fun and up for a good time?

Pity, because if you had established empirical value for each person, we could have used their ages and actuarial tables to solve this problem once and for all.

Graff
May 10, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

have we discussed what if a dude likes deepthroating dudes

I like deep throating dudes

Graff
May 10, 2012

check and mate

Graff
May 10, 2012

Awia posted:

have you thought that maybe because you saw it in porn once and you don't actually enjoy deepthroating dudes?

I saw some porn once and there were two guys loving and the music was the theme from das boot

Graff
May 10, 2012

so now I like submarines I guess. sexually I mean

Graff
May 10, 2012

Control Volume posted:

Das boot: a movie about a long cylinder full of german seamen that goes deeper than ever before and is threatening to burst

gonna implode

Graff
May 10, 2012

BooLoo posted:

Brace yourself, my torpedo is rapidly closing in on your harbour!

gettin strafed by the RAF to a harrowing climax

Graff
May 10, 2012

insufficient guns posted:

lmao so being poly or w/e gives you sexual superpowers, okay

so does being queer, its true

Graff
May 10, 2012

echi keep doing gods work by spreading that above average sexual healing and also gently caress the haterz. you have fun m8.

Graff
May 10, 2012

gonna combine powers with echi to form a god drat sexual voltron

Graff
May 10, 2012

BooLoo posted:

It's you!

Graff
May 10, 2012

Carmant posted:

What percent of girls like to be pissed on OP, in your experience.

calm your jets, m8. he's probably just busy

Graff
May 10, 2012

iykwim

Graff
May 10, 2012

mishaq posted:

echi is the best

echi for prime minister. of sex.

Graff
May 10, 2012

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm not positive but I don't think the OP has weighed in on the question of how fat and gross everyone is, yet. Op can you please address this issue

you seem to be very curious and persistent about this avenue of questioning, capitain y. not judging your kinks or anything, this is just an observation. peace.

Graff
May 10, 2012

insufficient guns posted:

Anybody content with their lifestyle doesn't post on the internet about it seeking validation from strangers. That being said, it's still better than 99% of threads in e/n. Especially the part about deepthroating. :)

I was thinking it was an exhibitionism thing rather than a validation thing. "Dear yospos I never thought it would happen to me, but ... boobs cocks twadgers and fannies galore ... jizzed right in my own ear ... accidentally poo poo halfway up the curtains ... etc etc"

Which is fine by me really. Nowt wrong with it. Everyone seems to be having a good time.

Graff
May 10, 2012

insufficient guns posted:

this is hotter than anything posted in this thread so far, please don't stop :q:

you want me to talk dirty to you, in echi's thread? while he's not here? well, we're all adults here. i got no problem with that.

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

this is what we call threesomes now
ring a ding a loving ding aling ding dong

Graff
May 10, 2012

echinopsis posted:

I want to do right by everyone as much as possible. some of the language I use makes it seem like maybe I don't treat these people like people .. they are

good man

Graff
May 10, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

Do you have AIDS? How w many stds have you had in life that you share in an "open" relationship?

quoting a truly shameful post

Graff
May 10, 2012

echi post times dates and volumes of fluid

Graff
May 10, 2012

sounds like a good week

Graff
May 10, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

it's basically a quarantine zone so yospos will stop talking about echi's dick

i, like the ladies, can't get enough of it

Graff
May 10, 2012

at first I was all lol at echi being crass as gently caress but he seems p cool so now I am in team echis dick

Graff
May 10, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

i cry myself to sleep on her perfect breasts every night

wow uh so uh anyone else getting horny here or is it just me

Graff
May 10, 2012

those tinder sluts eh

Graff
May 10, 2012

I guess u could say echi got a... tinder surprise

Graff
May 10, 2012

Tiny Tears by Tindersticks

Graff
May 10, 2012

Echi is a Tun Tun Warrior 365 and yossluts need to respect that choice

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Graff
May 10, 2012

lets all agree it was a learning experience and never ever post about our sex lives on Internet comedy forums ever again

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