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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > imagine I was in an open marriage
 
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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I.N.R.I posted:

I would never ever let anything that sounded like that come out of my mouth. but since you asked Ive noticed that the post sounds a big gay monologue from The Wolf of Wall Street if its a drug addicted balding low carb diet YOSPOS poster with flat affect typing it on a computer instead of leonardo dicaprio pretending to say it.

lol

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 Op, what's your pussy eating skills rating? 10 being amazeballs and 1 being bad.

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 what is the burger king story

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

du -hast posted:

It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists.

This thread was good but literally has gone to poo poo because most of the stupid bitchass fucks that post in the shithole of a subforum are shutin, autistic motherfuckers who eat poo poo and live in their mom's basement and jack off to child porn all day. Half the people here are immature garbage. Oh I'm an ephebophile or whatever the gently caress it is, such bullshit.

The sad part is that most of the people posting on here are 25 year old virgins that are jealous that a man who loves his wife has formed a mutual agreement with her about an open marriage, and he is enjoying it, and has literally not mentioned anything weird/uncommon with this type of relationship.

So I would encourage you loving retards to go back to masturbating to hentai into your moldy cumsock and actually let people who are adults talk about this lifestyle.

Yeah, nice meltdown.
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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 Op have you ever had sex with a prostitute?

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

echinopsis posted:

eh we don't do one night things and i don't arrange things for her. most dudes are creepy pieces of poo poo so ironically it's harder to find men that are on board. plus lol you end up putting more time into it than you might imagine

early last year we did organise a threesome and it was a group meet thing but only done that the once. she was hot as gently caress

That's cool.

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 How would you describe deepthroating to a blind man?

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