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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zombie Boat posted:

Cheers on the great thread friend.

I just want to say this post reads like a robot describes sex.

I feel sleazy writing details so this is a way to do that?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yeah OP how heavy is everyone involved here?

do you mean, how heavily are they involved, or how heavy are they? how is that relevant?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

insufficient guns posted:

idgi op, do you not have any irl friends you can talk to about sex? coming to a forum full of nerds to brag about having sex seems a little desperate

not everyone "gets" open relationships so no I don't talk to many people irl about it at all

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't even know what E/N means anymore


but yeah some of you guys (basically everyone in this thread that I don't know)... show some respect for the humans involved would ya!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao you loser

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
look mate I'm not gonna take your bait. poo poo's irrelevant. go ahead and assume what you want but you'll probably be wrong

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well generally they're open minded and have to be concerned and completely aware that I am committed to someone else

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so in general that doesn't leave boatloads of people around.. but they're all interesting people. all pretty well adjusted, normal social people. just sweet open minds about sex, probably sick of average sex from randoms but not in a place to commit to a long term relationship. heaps of these people are just out of long relationships with average dudes, probably dudes much like the terrible posters in this thread

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
correlation not causation mate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

remigious posted:

I actually think the op made a good point when he said that degrading/painful sex stuff is ok as long as you trust and can communicate with all involved, the thing is that is really hard to do without being in an emotional relationship too.

mate nice assumptions on the degrading part.. woman literally used the word empowering when describing what it was like her to do it. submissive she accepted as a term but not degrading.

Carmant posted:

What percent of girls like to be pissed on OP, in your experience.

mate I wouldn't have a clue

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm not positive but I don't think the OP has weighed in on the question of how fat and gross everyone is, yet. Op can you please address this issue

because I'm not going to validate your pointless question with an answer. all I'll say is that the people are way more normal than you might imagine.

BooLoo posted:

Going to refer to all sex ever from now on as "my harrowing climax."

You keep doing you echi, you're infinitely happier than about 98% of the broken little inhabitants in this subforum.

mate thanks 💖👌😎

Graff posted:

gonna combine powers with echi to form a god drat sexual voltron

this is what we call threesomes now

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
made some good friends in this line of recreation

not dudes tho. haven't med many dudes. prefer women

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Darth123123 posted:

Your really narrowing your scope here

mate this thread started because I already had too many "options"

I mean there is another girl now on the scene. But I am keeping her at arms length and just being friends for now. It's too much to handle

Palisader posted:

So I'm giving op the benefit of the doubt and agreeing that the opposite of that might be ok.

And one of the aspects about all of this is that if it's not ok you stop, and because you talk about it beforehand and also go slowly, you can generally be sure its consensual and also stops the moment its uncomfortable. but so far that hasn't had to happen

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

It's too much to handle

I'm not sure how this sounds but this is really an indication of the kind of input I want to put into this. There is one woman I talk to a fair bit and so far have seen at least weekly and then there is another filthier woman who I don't talk to so much.. I have a date with her lined up this week, and I would also like to see the other woman too, and I have that organised, but I also want to see my wife.. and it's unreasonable on my wife to do it like this all the time, and unreasonable on the other's to only give them such little attention but still want sex.. and so there are two other woman who are interested and I just have to be honest and say "have patience please'. I don't think it's fair on them or my wife tbh..

But swiping right is so god drat addictive. currently I just "collect" the matches and say nothing. the reserves I call them. currently 14 matches I haven't talked to

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

drat thats a really low number of matches. Post your pics.

jesus christ you're a dork.


WampaLord posted:

You probably shouldn't be married then.

Or perhaps this ideal... because I get the cool stability and love of a real marriage, but the cool sexy fun times of having sex with other women

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Palisader posted:

I hope it works out for you but just be cautious because you haven't been poly all that long so don't let the thrill of collecting ladies like some kinda tindr pokemon overwhelm you.

yeah mate cheers. felt I alluded to that before. already having 2 ladies that I am in active contact with is enough. there are
two more women I am interested in on the wings but for now just staying e-friends. like I said, even from their perspective alone, I don't want to offer such a little slice of my attention. it's not respectful to them either

I want to do right by everyone as much as possible. some of the language I use makes it seem like maybe I don't treat these people like people .. they are

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao mate would you like me to actually lay down the times and dates

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

Id like you to close the thread and stop posting this bullcrap

Don't read it then bro, but I haven't made up a single fact.

Other things you won't believe.. Tonight I have a girl coming over.. when the kids are asleep we are going to have sex. This is the one that tells me how much she loves deepthroating. She's a cool chick and loves to cuddle and is friendly.

Then tomorrow night I am off to visit another woman who is about an hour and a half away. I'm gonna stay at her place. She is filthy as hell. Should be a good evening. She is then coming to our place saturday night to join me and my wife so that will be even cooler. I will get fantastic levels of pleasure out of that evening.

That's my sexual agenda. I will no doubt have sex with my wife in between tonight and tomorrow because it makes it seem really dirty to have sex with three woman in a 24 hour period and it's one of those steam achievements. Also they all know about all of this too and so everyone is consenting and happy to be on the polysex train.

Perhaps you mate should put a few minutes in with the ladies and self improvement and get a slice of action rather than your pathetic attempt at raining on my parade, which in the analogy is more like squirting the tv with a water gun

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ahaha it's certainly not a typical week and now I'm thinking I've never had a breakfast taco and what's better a sex or a taco

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I just embrace them. battle scars

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Aerofallosov posted:

Maaaaaaaybe it's my whacky communication disorder, but I really don't understand the point of this thread.

Like um, congratulations on boning people?

I kept getting probated (I think, who knows why I end up probated anymore) for chatting about it

Palisader posted:

My dude, you can understand what might make me say things like "collecting women like pokemon", yes? I am sure you are a very nice person who is kind and considerate to his partners, but the way you phrase poo poo is absolutely dire.

Yeah I fully get this,, and am somewhat aware of it.. Part of it is trying to dissociate it, I mean this is the SA forums, and part is trying to keep up some kind of detached persona.. but yeah it's actually perhaps not as easy as you might think to talk about this as respectfully as I actually treat the people, but perhaps if you read all of thread you'd see through my pathetic bro-facade and see the sweet humble man underneathe


Palisader posted:

Unrelated to my previous response, but I have a newborn and a 10 year old and trying to juggle them plus going back to work plus my husband is exhausting. I can't imagine going "hmm yes I will divide my time up even further!" but I am also very tired and a little cranky.

Every minute you're posting on these forums you could otherwise be swiping right.. think about that for a moment.

Also this is kind of a crescendo of many months.. It was dry for ages and now it's a monsoon and not so easy to deal with. Because I want to treat everyone with respect. If I didn't care I would be "welp take take and dump dump" but honestly that's not my style

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

I kept getting probated (I think, who knows why I end up probated anymore) for chatting about it


Yeah I fully get this,, and am somewhat aware of it.. Part of it is trying to dissociate it, I mean this is the SA forums, and part is trying to keep up some kind of detached persona.. but yeah it's actually perhaps not as easy as you might think to talk about this as respectfully as I actually treat the people, but perhaps if you read all of thread you'd see through my pathetic bro-facade and see the sweet humble man underneathe


Every minute you're posting on these forums you could otherwise be swiping right.. think about that for a moment.

Also this is kind of a crescendo of many months.. It was dry for ages and now it's a monsoon and not so easy to deal with. Because I want to treat everyone with respect. If I didn't care I would be "welp take take and dump dump" but honestly that's not my style

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate I've known my wife for over 20 years, married over 11 and have a long running super commitment to each other, and open and honest, and both of us want to be with each other at the end of our lives. in some we see this as a way to make sure that happens without feelings of "what if" sneaking in. we have a kid and house together, and the best memories, and both of us are great loving people who respect each other and want the best. a huge percentage of couples cheat on each other./ we get to explore those bit ALSO a best friend to come to home and unload onto: it's not always smooth or great but it works for us. you've been burned in ways we haven't and that is poo poo for you and I'm sorry./ :(

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Trig Discipline posted:

i would never do it because i know for a fact that my wife is like a million times hotter than me (seriously idk wtf she's thinking) and she could have a line of people of both genders extending halfway down the block within an hour just by mentioning she was open for business on facebook, while i'd be lucky to get a pity handy from a female friend who started feeling bad for me while she was in line to go to town on my wife

not that I am trying to convince you to do this but if you are intrigued at all, the threesome game is very different to what I am talking about, and with such a hot wife find it easy to find a woman interested enough to explore it. there are just as many single people interested as there are couples.. just a thought.. talk about it with your wife. every threesome we've had has been really positive and cool

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a man who knows what he wants. a good man

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Carmant posted:

thats pathetic

yeah it must suck having a hot as gently caress wife

every post of yours in this thread of reeks of bitterness and envy. don't for a second think anyone respects you whatsoever. I hope you enjoy pissing on your tv coz everyone else hardly notices



in good news last night was a "great success".. good sex, dancing, cuddles, beers and jizz. I think it's our sixth sex session? the best yet. and soon my wife will be home and I told her I wanted to have sex with her and she was keen to grant me my wish and then tonight going for a drive. a bit intimidated about tonight.. the girl last night I know it's always good for both of us but the one tonight there is more competition on the scene (she fucks a LOT of dudes) and so I can only hope I can deliver the goods. imagine having sex with a hot older woman and when you left you just knew she was disappointed. gently caress. that would burn for months and id probably start a patreon as a
form on consoling myself


and gotta keep this shaving rash at bay lmao. I should know better

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
jesus christ

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Graff posted:

I guess u could say echi got a... tinder surprise

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mates I wasn't prepared for a new avatar yet.. how can I compete with my own past

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah jesus

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KoRMaK posted:

Lol I just remembered I was the one that told you to post this here. Sorry buddy, on paper it seemed like the right place.


When the yospos asks why you post poo poo like this in yospos instead of somewhere else, the answer is this thread.

ya forget how toxic the rest of these forums are :/ it's not your fault

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao what the gently caress people

some people have lots
of money and buy sick rigs and have 8 monitors and play elite dangerous in their parents basement


I'm just doing the same but with sex. put your heart into it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Palisader posted:

Idk, echi seems like an okay dude, he doesn't inspire legitimate anger in me like Nobbler does. I am a little weirded out that every poly person feels the need to try and convert everyone they meet, but it's like whatever in the grand scheme of things. It sounds like sex is basically your hobby? As in, if you have to slot it into your life, you put it in the space that would usually be occupied by a hobby. Which is... I mean, it seems a little silly to me but it's not the worst thing in the world.

eh not just sex but people. other people are my hobby. some even call it socialising. sexialising?

plus I don't want to convert anyone necessarily, I'm just encouraging some of the losers posting in this thread to get off their asses and meet a real human being that isn't someone at the drive through

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah but would you really want to

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just chatting to a woman recently seperated.. discussing some of the stuff we enjoy... purely out of the blue guess what she tells me she likes?

yeah you guessed it. deepthroating. hypothesis becoming theory

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no just every lady I've ever I've ever talked to
it about

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you speak with profound experience

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I respect it and will stand beside you

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have a massive backlog of washing to put away and general housework piling up because well guess why

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
coz im a lazy piece of poo poo

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:rolleyes:

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