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Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Echi I've never seen an open/poly relationship that didn't explode into weird drama and hurt feelings (and I've seen several) but I'm glad you're having fun and I sincerely hope that it all works out for you and your wife.

I was into that stuff in my early 20s and tons of bad stuff happened to me.

Godspeed.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 14:57

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 12:51

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

i think it's pretty loving weird that you got jealous when one of your side jaunts would gently caress other men but you didn't feel anything similar when your wife did it.

You're a bizarre dude and it's amusing how everyone but you saw this coming a mile away. Godspeed, mate.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 09:36

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Bobbie Wickham posted:

I should become a dentist, because getting you to be accountable to the lowest-effort commitment in your life is harder than pulling teeth.

I'm still curious about the conversation that led to the open marriage. Walk me through this: it's before you opened the marriage. Your wife has not acted in any way that makes you think she has a thing for another man. Everything is normal, and then she confesses she has a crush on her coworker. And then you think, what?

You're using the word "think" an awful lot. That's a big ask in this case.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 04:12

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

echinopsis posted:

kids are happy, talking to them about it. they're not too fazed whatsoever tbh.

Because they've been expecting it for a while. :ssh:

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 13:49

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

echinopsis posted:

and the difference between you and me and why i can�t stop posting here

i have a heart. it�s hosed and it�s too exposed, spread too thin

can�t imagine what kind of piece of poo poo human being watches this and finds it amusing./ wow

my dude you opened a thread in E/N, the self-help zone, to brag about your side jaunts and deep throat connections.

:lol:

if you don't think people are going to read about the logical conclusion to "open marriage is like communism" and have a hearty fuckin' chuckle.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 12:24

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Please change Echi's name to "Deepthroat Junction."

Tia.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 14:22

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Still laughing at his mood improving by moving out of the basement, lol.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 14:51

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 12:51

Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Lipstick Apathy is just a cherry on top of the whole thing, lol.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 23:47

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