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I slice my tomatoes with an ancient ceremonial dagger.
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If you go to Williams Sonoma and crank the hand-crank pasta-maker backwards instead of forwards, a door opens to a room where they sell the special knives.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:04
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Me, in my kitchen, peeling a potato: *potato peeler begins to glow a faint green* ...goblins are near.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:05
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Don't wanna be a metal knife idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of the flambé?
The US Marshalls all shot Harambe.
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