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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
My dad did the Calvin's dad thing where he'd tell me and my siblings freaky, often horrifying bullshit when we were young enough to believe it. He now does this to his grandkids.

I don't do that. But dangit, when my nephews ask me a question the first answer that flits into my mind is always along those lines and I have to stop myself from saying something inappropriate. It's the only time I have a quick wit and I can't use it.

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