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BONUS: 1 trillion Zimbabwe dollars for incorporating and bastardizing Monopoly game pieces.  
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I m gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 3, 2016 18:41
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working persons burden you didnt bring enough ammo on your office safari, skip two turns hiding in the ventilation ducts.
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Jul 3, 2016 18:56
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get off the Internet, dad.
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Jul 3, 2016 19:00
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Good concept. Terrible execution. Kill you're self.
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Jul 3, 2016 19:17
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i, and you, am/are gay
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Jul 3, 2016 19:18
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Middle Class Mother's Burden "It was only a few glasses" and "my husband is having an affair" doesn't absolve you from driving your SUV through the window of the school. Go directly to jail.
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Jul 3, 2016 19:26
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stop spending all your social security money on booze and useless internet poo poo mom goddamn
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Jul 3, 2016 20:42
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I don't get it
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Jul 3, 2016 20:50
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I want a get out of jail free card
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Jul 3, 2016 20:51
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your daughter brings home an ethnic boyfriend. I don't remember that card.
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Jul 3, 2016 20:52
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i want to see the get out of jail free card. even the relatively innocuous subjects reek of racism and booze, so that one is probably hilarious.
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Jul 3, 2016 20:53
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Jul 3, 2016 21:02
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'Community Chest', as in some woman's chest we all get to share
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Jul 3, 2016 21:55
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worst then my As Seen on TV Thread.
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Jul 3, 2016 21:58
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this thread would have been fine if it was titled something like "your racist dad makes monopoly cards" and not pretending that some racist dad is just telling it like it is. not great, but fine. i think that speaks to the op's failures as a person more than the fact that he posted a thread in gbs. in short, 
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Jul 3, 2016 22:22
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hell, so am i
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RE:RE:RE:FWD:
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Darth Continent posted:BONUS: 1 trillion Zimbabwe dollars for incorporating and bastardizing Monopoly game pieces. Why are the monopolu cards resting on a hairy white belly?
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Jul 3, 2016 22:32
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drunk dads don't always make the best decisions
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oh yeah, that reminds me. wasn't there a pretty good photoshop thread with this theme a while back?
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Jul 3, 2016 22:58
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you suck. you don't
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Jul 3, 2016 23:20
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working man's burden your dad is gay so what
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wait, that is a real card
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Jul 3, 2016 23:32
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2nd prize
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Jul 4, 2016 00:03
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At my job there is an annoying dude named phil who loves to blab and it's impossible to get out of a conversation with him. Management has made a number of "get out of Phil free" cards that they'll reward to people for being good employees, so that they can give them to him when they get stuck in a conversation with him that they don't want to be a part of.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you suck. 
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:At my job there is an annoying dude named phil who loves to blab and it's impossible to get out of a conversation with him. Management has made a number of "get out of Phil free" cards that they'll reward to people for being good employees, so that they can give them to him when they get stuck in a conversation with him that they don't want to be a part of. sup, phil? 
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I want a get out of jail free card it's called diplomatic immunity in the real world sorry you're just a standard citizen and/or have no diplomatic ties
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Toottoot motherfucker!
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