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Hello! and welcome to The Greatest Products Ever! As Seen On TV! Today we start with THE COPPER CHEF The Best Pan Ever!  The Copper Chef Non Stick Pan with Tempered glass lid is a non-stick SQUARE Pan with Copper* just like the pros use!  Included free with the COPPER CHEF is a Fry Basket and a Steam & Roast tray. What a deal! Check it out!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zux6nqyeONM  -"But Shoophobo, you're just some noob GBS shitposter, why should I trust you?"You shouldn't! But you should trust this guy:  WORLD RENOWNED TV CHEF ERIC THEISS!! Look at that facial hair! no way he'd sell me a bad kitchen product. Look at that smile!  Why is the Copper Chef the greatest pan ever? Because! Its made of copper* and can replace everything in your kitchen! With its cutting edge CeramiTech coating, the COPPER CHEF is a frying pan, saute pan, stock pot, baking dish, rice cooker, pressure cooker, slow cooker, Wok, its everything you'll ever need and its SQUARE! *Contains no actual copper Please post your testimonials of COPPER CHEF and other fabulous products seen on TV such as "My Pillow", "The Miracle Grill Mat", "Sensei Slicer", Egg-Tastic", or "Inflatable Buffet". There's more to come from GSN, Goon Shopping Network!
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"the pros use non-stick" 
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Jul 3, 2016 21:44
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I own a snuggie and a chillow and I love them both. The free book light that comes with the snuggie is garbage tho, don't get your hopes up on that.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:10
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I own a snuggie and a chillow and I love them both. thank you caller. how have these products improved your life specifically??
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Jul 3, 2016 22:20
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nigga i dont need no copper rear end pan we in the 21st century nigga!
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Jul 3, 2016 22:24
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Enfield posted:nigga i dont need no copper rear end pan we in the 21st century nigga!
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Jul 3, 2016 22:28
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It was invented by a chiropractor so you know it's good
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Jul 3, 2016 22:30
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Look, it's bad enough you've plastered your ads all over the forums, we don't need you starting threads hocking your lovely blog.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:30
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Finally, a square pan to go with all my quadrangled ladels.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:31
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Are circular pan recipes compatible with this square pan?
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Jul 3, 2016 22:32
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FunkyFlashman posted:Are circular pan recipes compatible with this square pan? no, these recipes are inferior.  luckily for you, your COPPER CHEF comes with a recipe book written by world famous chef Eric Theiss!
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Jul 3, 2016 22:44
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I used to work at a telemarketing place and all of our leads were as seen on TV customers. Literally every person who gave us their credit card number, even if they said they didn't want what we were selling, got charged. The credit card processor was equally shady, and added these "customers" phone number to a blacklist so they couldn't even call to cancel lmao. They never got shut down for fraud though. One day the owner I guess decided they had made enough money and suddenly the doors were locked and 500+ people were out of a job.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:49
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Jul 3, 2016 23:14
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Pop popcorn with no oil? The oil is the best part, you gently caress!
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Jul 3, 2016 23:40
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You see, the COPPER CHEF is the perfect pan for suburbanites that fear butter, oils and any fats, because gently caress moderation its either all or nothing! Sugary S'mores Popcorn is healthier, it has no fat!!! 
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Jul 3, 2016 23:50
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im looking forward to falling asleep tonight
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Jul 3, 2016 23:51
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The colonel did this with a pressure cooker.
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Jul 4, 2016 00:05
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please tell me more, I feel like my life is on the cusp of finally making sense..
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Jul 4, 2016 00:11
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Welcome back to Goon Shopping Network! Tonight do I have some deals for you! Perfect timing for the cook-out season we have the Inflatable Buffet  Its an inflatable container for Ice so you can have all your cold foods in one place, and only for $17 plus Shipping, Processing and Handling! Sure you could just buy a disposable aluminium tray for $2 but you're better then that tacky poo poo!
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Jul 4, 2016 03:15
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Hey goons! Running out of room for your Pizza Rolls in your freezer? Well, if you stop buying Hot Pockets you'll have plenty of space!  "But Shoophobo, I need my Hot Pockets!!"I hear ya goon! and you can have both with the Toas-Tite Pie Iron!!  But how does it work?? This replica of the 1949 original, the sandwich press is made of die cast aluminum, with steel rods and hard wood handles. This old time favorite can be used on gas and electric stoves, over a BBQ, fire pit, fire place or camp fire and cooks up hot, delicious sealed sandwiches or "Hot Pockets" in minutes. Simply grease the domes, put a slice of bread in each, add filling, and start cooking. It’s that easy! Home made Hot Pockets in minutes! Only $19.95 plus Shipping, Processing and Handling.
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Jul 4, 2016 03:38
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But how do I replicate the diarrhea from real hot pockets?
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Jul 4, 2016 03:49
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wow how'd they get the guy from metallica in their infomercail
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Jul 4, 2016 03:54
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You just know this guy's good, he's making out with the herbs
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Jul 4, 2016 04:03
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shoophobo posted:Hey goons! I would actually use this. Not because I'm a fan of "sealed sandwiches", but it just looks like it'd be fun to use. Every time I see an ad for the copper cookware or the Gotham cookware, I always read the reviews, and they're always just terrible. The common consensus is that they work exactly once, after which everything sticks to the pans. One review had pictures of what the guy claimed to have gotten, which was a "copper" skillet that had been taco'd before it went in the box for shipping. I understand why people would have nonstick pans, but they're really not necessary. If you can't babysit your food to keep it from sticking, just use cast iron. It ain't hard.
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Jul 4, 2016 04:09
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Oh boy, infomercial thread! These really need to last longer. Let us start off with an appropriate punctuation for such things: The Not convinced, you say? Don't worry! Here are more infomercial goodies! a $50 dollar value, ABSOLUTELY FREE! Bow down before the almighty PASTA PRO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbA9KAc5gZs Live out your slasher fantasies with THE SPECIALLY DESIGNED SELF-GUIDING CORING BLADE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfYBeHurkZo  the infomercial!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_TsyUDHzQY Which Korea produced this? You may find out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8WEMm_ZzI Here's me, posting in gbs!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k
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Jul 4, 2016 04:19
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I've got a uhaul box full of human hands I need to boil to a simmer, how is the copper chef at dealing with semi coagulated blood?
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Jul 4, 2016 04:21
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EorayMel posted:Oh boy, infomercial thread! These really need to last longer. These are all fine products and are available on GSN.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:40
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reminder that the george foreman grill was once seen on tv  EorayMel posted:Bow down before the almighty PASTA PRO! better buy this just in case
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Jul 4, 2016 05:57
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shoophobo posted:Welcome back to Goon Shopping Network! that owns put that in a pool w a bunch of ice and beers + soda + whatever hell yeah
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Jul 4, 2016 06:01
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YOU SET IT ......AND FORGET IT!!!!!
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Jul 4, 2016 06:02
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redm posted:I've got a uhaul box full of human hands I need to boil to a simmer, how is the copper chef at dealing with semi coagulated blood? The COPPER CHEF can easily handle meats of any origin! Watch World Renowned chef ERIC THEISS make these stuffed pork chops, which are similar in size and shape of human hands.  As you can see the patented* SQUARE shape of the COPPER CHEF can easily fit four human hands! Order now! *Not actually patented
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Jul 4, 2016 06:03
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an old roommate had a magic bullet it honestly wasnt that bad. the entire cup gimmick was dumb cause the cup tops leaked and the lids well who the gently caress refrigerates or keeps most things they blend. was good at blending tho id recommend if u jusrt want a simple thing and want it to be small
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Jul 4, 2016 06:07
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nigga crab pollock posted:an old roommate had a magic bullet Except Oster makes one that is much higher quality for less price and the oster one doesn't leak.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:11
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gary oldmans diary posted:reminder that the george foreman grill was once seen on tv I can't imagine a problem with that, either. I have a pasta pot with a big colander insert so you just lift the whole thing out instead of dumping the water out with the pasta. The real pasta joke was that lucite tube you would fill with boiling water and raw pasta, then let sit for 10 minutes. You are still doing as many dishes, but instead of al dente pasta you got a stalk of linguine that was all stuck together.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:15
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Jul 4, 2016 06:18
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criscodisco posted:I would actually use this. Not because I'm a fan of "sealed sandwiches", but it just looks like it'd be fun to use. they are fun as poo poo camping and everybody loves a grilled cheese. Good Product. nigga crab pollock posted:that owns yeah these are also good.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:21
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criscodisco posted:I can't imagine a problem with that, either. I have a pasta pot with a big colander insert so you just lift the whole thing out instead of dumping the water out with the pasta. I've had this kind of pot all of my life, so I was totally baffled that anyone would buy a pasta pro. And unlike their lovely gimmick, those pots actually work, and can also be used to steam stuff.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:23
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It's also handy because sometimes you wish you had kept your pasta water to thicken up your pasta sauce.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:28
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Are electrified hot dogs supposed to be better tasting or something? If not, I can't imagine the point of the Hot Dogger. I could understand if it cooked 20 dogs at once, for tailgating or big backyard parties, but 6? Nothing tastes better than a hot dog, split lengthwise and fried in some olive oil on a griddle. So, you're still stuck with the cleanup, and I'd rather clean a griddle than a confusing electric device that I have to take apart to clean.
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set it and forget it you dumb loving turbonerd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG43jyZ65R8
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