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I've got a Ninja Coffee Maker. Recommended!
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 06:36 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 23:35 |
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Welcome back to GSN, The Goon Shopping Network! Today is July 4! that means the year is half way gone and the holidays are on the way! You may be asking yourself "How will I make my house look as obnoxious as possible?" Will you look like this rear end in a top hat? "gently caress no!" Thats right you won't, becasue you'll have the STAR SHOWER LASER LIGHT! Its great! all you have to do is plug it in, set it and... FORGET IT! Don't be "that guy", make sure your house is a beacon to the neighbor hood. ORDER NOW!
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 06:36 |
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I wish they made headlights like that, so the road could look as fabulous as the rest of my life.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 06:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SapU60Txio
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 06:53 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:reminder that the george foreman grill was once seen on tv You know friend I'm happy you brought this up. There is an exciting new development in the world of self straining pasta pots, its called the... MAC MAGIC PASTA POT We all know the old story; "Why should I have two separate pieces of cookware to make pasta?!" "I'm not dexterous enough to not spill pasta all over the place!" Look at this mess! gently caress that poo poo. Enter the MAC MAGIC PASTA POT It's the only Self-Draining Pasta pot with a BUILT IN MIXER! WOW! Now, I know what you are thinking, "But I still have to take of the lid and add ingredients! " But the MAC MAGIC PASTA POT has your covered! You can get this amazing invention for only $19.99 plus shipping, processing, and handling ORDER NOW!
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 07:39 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 07:43 |
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As Seen on Amazon Prime!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 07:59 |
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these products are terrible
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:04 |
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Enfield posted:these products are terrible
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:07 |
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that egg cooker thing what the gently caress lmao
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw Sending you one of these OP
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:16 |
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I'm not sure if this has been advertised, but it should be. Had a couple of these bad boys when I was a kid - they were great: Making square hard-boiled eggs was one of the highlights of my life.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:18 |
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twofive1 posted:
hey baby happy aniverssary i got us a anti flatuence defense mateix that was developed by loving nasa
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:19 |
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I only buy official Precious Roy products https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi1uGlucXZc
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:19 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:27 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:38 |
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perhaps...the terrorists are right
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:55 |
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twofive1 posted:
used by the military to defend against chemical weapons. my farts are weapons grade you say?
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:04 |
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ColoradoCleric posted:I only buy official Precious Roy products Doesn't seem very cress.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:05 |
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shoophobo posted:Hey goons! I used to have one of these. Not one of these "As seen on TV" things, one of the originals. (My granddad gave it to me.) It was great for camping.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:53 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm not sure if this has been advertised, but it should be. Had a couple of these bad boys when I was a kid - they were great: This looks both delicious and adorable. I'd go through a little extra trouble for an egg-cube
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:55 |
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criscodisco posted:I would actually use this. Not because I'm a fan of "sealed sandwiches", but it just looks like it'd be fun to use. i got a cast iron one with a wooden handle for $15 and free shipping off amazon i never actually used it, though
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 10:13 |
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I watched so much Ron Popeil as a kid I'm pretty sure he could legally be my father
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 11:09 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm not sure if this has been advertised, but it should be. Had a couple of these bad boys when I was a kid - they were great: Okay how the gently caress does it make the yolk into a cube too I'm baffled
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 11:25 |
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From the man who missed the call to have the George Foreman grill on his name and his revolutionary meat-shoes, comes the new meatmania smackdown, BROTHER! No longer will you be disappointed in your grill and be forced to take out your anger and frustration on a shady internet news agency! HULKAMANIA DOESN'T CLICK LINKS, BROTHER. Make grill cheese sandwiches the Hulk Hogan way: With your best friend's wife! THESE SANDWICHES ARE SO GOOD THEY'LL SUCK OUT YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL, HULKAMANIACS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pls4Jrl_g Get this new grilling sensation now for the low, low, low price of your dignity!
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 12:57 |
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You can also store you delicious grilled meats in these hulk hogan meat shoes. Perfect for when you need a snack after banging your daughter.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 14:50 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 14:54 |
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pretend my av is a tiddy bear strumming a gtar
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 14:54 |
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Archer666 posted:
He looks so despondent in that picture. It's like it hit him that the rest of his life will be spent hocking cheap crap to his grown-up fans, and he almost can't take it.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:37 |
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So, we had a friend in high school who had an unhealthy fascination to gas station hot dogs, so he got this for xmas one year: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Nostalgia-Electrics-Coca-Cola-Series-Hot-Dog-Roller/21783811 Thing is, it actually makes a fantastic dog. He ended up getting one for another friend of ours, and they'd both get set up for LAN parties and general stoner weekends. Also, not ashamed to admit that it works pretty drat well on non-cheese taquitos.
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:06 |
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bleep.bloop posted:He looks so despondent in that picture. It's like it hit him that the rest of his life will be spent hocking cheap crap to his grown-up fans, and he almost can't take it. that was pre-gawker money
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:34 |
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USA is pretty serious about butter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIeoHULj_pg
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:42 |
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Hey! And welcome back to GSN: Goon Shopping Network! Its Independence Day my fellow American goons. Let's talk about something that is distinctly American: Watching unhealthy amounts of Television! Let me ask you something... Are you too poor for cable? Are you tired of the cable company loving you in the rear end? Are old and senile or lack the ability to Google? Maybe you enjoy using spyware or adware on your PC? If you answered YES to any of these questions then, boy do I have a product for you! Its called the RABBIT TV USB STICK With this magic USB stick you will be sent via a HYPERLINK to INTERNET TV! That's right folks, TV on your Internets! You can watch all the latest TV shows from the hottest networks on your PC for free*! But don't just take my word for it, listen to Tim's testimonial! code:
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:33 |
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Mighty Putty saved my life a few times
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:38 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Mighty Putty saved my life a few times Wow! Thanks for the testimonial caller! Later tonight I'll have a product even better then MIGHTY PUTTY. You'll have to tune in later to find out what fabulous product this is!
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:42 |
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shoophobo posted:Hey! And welcome back to GSN: Goon Shopping Network! wow how can this be legal??
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:46 |
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social vegan posted:wow how can this be legal?? Let's just say we have a special Hollywood connection
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:52 |
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is it the hollywood cops? because this should be illegal!!
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:52 |
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i'm posting itt because i'm excited about the savins i'm goin to get when i buy the rabbit
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:53 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 23:35 |
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if that's what i'm thinking of it's one of those 5000 free channel programs where 95% of them just show old public domain films and the rest are poo poo like russia today
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 23:12 |