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Is there a tactful way to say "I don't love you but I bet you could make me cum"? 
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Jul 4, 2016 04:33
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Skypizza posted:Usually it is girls that are less attractive than you that are attracted to you, so honestly it feels like a burden trying not to hurt them. this not actually happening but it seems real because you consider a woman good looking only if she is much better looking than you are the same is true of your personality expectations, sorry
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Jul 4, 2016 04:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is there a tactful way to say "I don't love you but I bet you could make me cum"? use the word "wager"
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Jul 4, 2016 04:36
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 babylon sisters, shake it
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Jul 4, 2016 04:36
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Mariana Horchata posted:
im the furry black thing at head of the bed
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Jul 4, 2016 04:40
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Chomp8645 posted:If a girl thinks you are attractive, then she ain't. pretty much. or there's something wrong with her if she likes YOU
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Jul 4, 2016 04:46
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go to haunted houses during halloween, if you've seen enough poo poo dudes jumping from behind boxes doesn't phase you. Walk through it like nothing, people will cling to your arms for protection. It works every time.
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Jul 4, 2016 04:48
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:It makes your peepee feel funny and then sends you into a blind panic loving nailed it actually
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Jul 4, 2016 04:52
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this thread is like that, uh, story with the fox and the watermelon in the tree
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Jul 4, 2016 04:59
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Is there a tactful way to say "I don't love you but I bet you could make me cum"? Dinner and a movie bro
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Jul 4, 2016 04:59
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When a woman is attracted to me, she abandons all sense of reason and logic. She amplifies the characteristics in me that she wishes to see, and she ignores the faults that would cause our relationship to sour. She is thrilled by my gifts, and she responds in kind. In short, passion overrides sense, and I feel like a champion
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Jul 4, 2016 04:59
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Lord Humongus posted:go to haunted houses during halloween, if you've seen enough poo poo dudes jumping from behind boxes doesn't phase you. Walk through it like nothing, people will cling to your arms for protection. It works every time. dont forget to use the male gaze
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Jul 4, 2016 05:00
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Women be like "I want to mate. yo" males goons be like, *fedora tip* not today, yo.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:02
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They're really grabby. It doesn't matter if both of your significant others are a room away and you throwing out all the body language and dog whistles that say, "I'm not interested," they still grab and squeeze and brush against and all sorts of weird creepy poo poo that would land you in jail if the roles were reversed.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:05
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Mariana Horchata posted:
its a pretty good idea to keep the ladies on the bed and the dogs on the floor well done
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Jul 4, 2016 05:06
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Business Gorillas posted:its a pretty good idea to keep the ladies on the bed and the dogs on the floor AW, SNAP!
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Jul 4, 2016 05:08
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dick wizard posted:They're really grabby. It doesn't matter if both of your significant others are a room away and you throwing out all the body language and dog whistles that say, "I'm not interested," they still grab and squeeze and brush against and all sorts of weird creepy poo poo that would land you in jail if the roles were reversed. Actually this. I was such a naive nerd that for years I thought girls were just being friendly until one gave up on the pretense and dragged me into another room to jump my bones Goddamn that chick must have been desperate, and its hilarious that if I did that id be in prison still
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Jul 4, 2016 05:19
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Actually this. I was such a naive nerd that for years I thought girls were just being friendly until one gave up on the pretense and dragged me into another room to jump my bones a nerd... had his bones jumped...? does...not...compute...beep boop
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Jul 4, 2016 05:21
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Mariana Horchata posted:dont forget to use the male gaze pro tip: dont speak words are for the weak(virgins) e: god gently caress im so unfunny Lord Humongus fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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Jul 4, 2016 05:22
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Actually this. I was such a naive nerd that for years I thought girls were just being friendly until one gave up on the pretense and dragged me into another room to jump my bones One of my friends claims this happened to him in college, but I'm pretty sure he's a 31 year old virgin. Or maybe not, I don't know, college was a crazy time.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:23
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If they're both a) attracted to you and b) attractive to you it's goddamn amazing. But of course I've managed to gently caress it up under those circumstances.  Horniest Manticore posted:there's something wrong with her if she likes YOU This is always very true in my case. I think fellow crazies can sense that I don't have it all together under my facade. Like I've got my whole family and most acquaintances fooled into thinking I'm well-adjusted but ha ha.
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Jul 4, 2016 05:25
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BLARGHLE posted:One of my friends claims this happened to him in college, but I'm pretty sure he's a 31 year old virgin. Well I have kids now, so unless some other guy jerked off onto my wife's belly button, its pretty self evident that I'm a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus A CISHET SHITLORD fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jul 4, 2016 |
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Jul 4, 2016 05:25
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I usually hear this really weird sound first. I guess maybe I would kind of describe it like a jingle. Then the woman on the internet says "Thanks katkillad2". I'm pretty sure that's what it's like.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:03
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all i feel is regret for making someone actually like me
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Jul 4, 2016 06:07
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s0m3 guy posted:all i feel is regret for making someone actually like me I was gonna make a big rear end post, but this. I mean. It must be how some chicks feel. Like, I just had so much fun because of this person but now, I.D.G.A.F. Aw well, the sex was awesome.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:14
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Serious answer, in my state women often say Honey/Baby/Sweetie to me all the time in service positions like in restaurants and grocery stores and whatnot. It really confuses me sometimes, but yea I err on the side of I can't imagine someone actually being attracted to me.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:17
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katkillad2 posted:Serious answer, in my state women often say Honey/Baby/Sweetie to me all the time in service positions like in restaurants and grocery stores and whatnot. It really confuses me sometimes, but yea I err on the side of I can't imagine someone actually being attracted to me. protip: they're trying to get money from you i mean, they're women, so of course they're trying to get money from you. still though
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Jul 4, 2016 06:27
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Lord Humongus posted:go to haunted houses during halloween, if you've seen enough poo poo dudes jumping from behind boxes doesn't phase you. Walk through it like nothing, people will cling to your arms for protection. It works every time. Yes. Wemen are terrified of skelentons, frankingsteins, and santa clowns. They find you less terrifying in comparison.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:41
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RestingB1tchFace posted:Yes. Wemen are terrified of skelentons, frankingsteins, and santa clowns. They find you less terrifying in comparison. Creature from the Black Lagoon gets pussy on the reg but is such a jerk! I just don't get it.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:45
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It's not really all that cool. I'd prefer if guys were attracted to me.
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Jul 4, 2016 06:48
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Carmant posted:Is it cool? Sometimes I feel like its probably not even that great but I don't know. It's always cool, because everyone likes to feel wanted. The main thing is to be honest with yourself and the girl about how you feel.
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Jul 4, 2016 07:15
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RestingB1tchFace posted:skelentons, frankingsteins, and santa clowns. those arent the women?!?!?
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Jul 4, 2016 07:17
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It sucks. Because when they do that they expect you to be all "Blah blah blah, my manfeelings" and they're all like "Mew mew Does this lipstick make my rear end look fat?" You're better off just throwing dirt clods at them whenever you see one closing in. Unless you really like the smell of seafood.
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Jul 4, 2016 08:37
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Only men get attracted to me it is quite a burden
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Jul 4, 2016 08:38
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Carmant posted:Is it cool? Sometimes I feel like its probably not even that great but I don't know. You never perceive it unless it's unwanted.
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Jul 4, 2016 08:40
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Mariana Horchata posted:
Girls just hang out together in their underwear?!
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Jul 4, 2016 08:44
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Horniest Manticore posted:protip: they're trying to get money from you one time my buddy randomly got a girls number she wrote down on his fast food receipt so now whenever i get a bean and rice burrito i check the receipt and it just says 'tell us about your visit for a chance to win a prize'
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Jul 4, 2016 08:44
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One day, long ago, I was really busy at work. One of my more attractive coworkers stopped by my workstation. She wanted to ask me a question or something, but I was on the phone with the main office, trying to get a major computer problem cleared up. She waited for a moment, then asked for a piece of paper and a pen. I handed it over to her and went back to my call. A couple minutes later she handed me back the pad and pen, smiled at me and left. It wasn't until about 15 minutes later that I needed to write something down, grabbed the same pad, then noticed that she had written "I stopped by to see if you wanted to go out. Call me." and included her phone number. To be honest, I was really surprised. I called her, we dated, had quite a lot of sex (she was my first), and eventually broke up. She moved away and married some dude who worked in insurance and had a bunch of kids. I recently learned that she died of cancer a few years ago. Kinda weird.
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Jul 4, 2016 09:14
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i got some free eggs a few days ago.
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Jul 4, 2016 09:25
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Mariana Horchata posted:
Hmm, they probably smell bad
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Jul 4, 2016 09:30
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