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Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

America used to be number one. Now they have Donald trump as a serious candidate to run the country. I'm sorry but no country that has a chance to be run by a reality tv star is number one

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:08

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fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

America used to be number one. Now they have Donald trump as a serious candidate to run the country. I'm sorry but no country that has a chance to be run by a reality tv star is number one

hmm.. disagre

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:18

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

I have no memory of typing this shitpost.

God bless the U.S.A.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:18

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

America used to be number one. Now they have Donald trump as a serious candidate to run the country. I'm sorry but no country that has a chance to be run by a reality tv star is number one

You screech, as if this were something new. We've been here before. Granted reagan wasn't a REALITY star cuz reality hadn't been invented yet, but he rode the same wave of faux-populist inertia and then fellated all big business. Same basic narrative.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:20

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

You screech, as if this were something new. We've been here before. Granted reagan wasn't a REALITY star cuz reality hadn't been invented yet, but he rode the same wave of faux-populist inertia and then fellated all big business. Same basic narrative.

And he hosed up your country p. good. America was definitely not number 1 while he was in power as well

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:21

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

donald trump!

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:25

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

And he hosed up your country p. good. America was definitely not number 1 while he was in power as well

Yeah what I'm saying is "don't act so suprised". Your error is to assume we are falling. The fall was complete long ages ago, in the 80s. This is just a retread.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:27

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

its like a team getting a new coach, just because our presidents suck doesnt mean we should root for a different team

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:45

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

God bless the U.S.A.

Amen.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 17:49

Apollodorus: Feb 13, 2010; TEST YOUR MIGHT

Ghosts! posted:

You are certainly welcome, provided you are willing to travel to the great state of Delaware!

I am also making carnitas tomorrow because they taste awesome.

FYI to anyone who hasn't been, Delaware is a hateful toenail of a state and is only worth visiting as far as ever 11 on I-95 because that's where the TWAM is.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

spacetoaster posted:

Amen.

Gross. Serious dad-bod, 'stache. What happened to our unrealistic notions of the human body that we all have cuz of porn?

# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:06

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:21

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Teikanmi posted:

A normal thing, that sane people do.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:23

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

A normal thing, that sane people do.

It's sanetary normally

# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:27

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

VendaGoat posted:

A normal thing, that sane people do.

It's uncomfortable but you gotta get the tracker the marscorp guys put in you out somehow :shrug:

# ? Jul 4, 2016 18:40

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

I was at the 4 th of July parade in dc (mediocre honestly the mummers parade in philly is better and that's saying something I mean lets roll some fukcing tanks down the street Jesus)

But i am glad no one did a terrorism near my family so all in all good day

# ? Jul 4, 2016 19:33

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:07

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Now it's time to watch Team America: World Police

And drink tall boy pilsners.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:21

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

I have no memory of typing this shitpost.

God bless the U.S.A.

This is disrespecting the flag

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:34

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This is disrespecting the flag

The flag isn't anywhere in that image. Just some bits of cloth with stripes and stars.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:40

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This is disrespecting the flag

Youre disrespecting the tits

# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:12

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

RaceBannon posted:

Youre disrespecting the tits

I fight and risk my life in the sandbox for the flag, not boobs

# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:41

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

This is disrespecting the flag

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I fight and risk my life in the sandbox for the flag, not boobs

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:48

buddhanc: Feb 16, 2010

Burgs, booze, and babes brah~

# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:49

resident: Dec 22, 2005; WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Got Lee Greenwood on repeat

# ? Jul 4, 2016 21:52

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

I am going to a four year old's birthday party in the suburbs. I expect there to be whiskey, vodka, cake, and explosions. Anything less would leave me sorely disappointed.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:13

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

I got a free pummeling by hospital staff plus room and board for three full days, all on the government's dime. Even and made it out in time to celebrate our Independence Day! :patriot:

Thanks Obama!

# ? Jul 4, 2016 22:44

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

steaks and beer and okayish fireworks

# ? Jul 4, 2016 23:11

rio: Mar 20, 2008

It sounds like someone me one is setting off bombs next door - car alarms are going off, dogs are barking, my cats are hiding. Fireworks were cancelled because of impending weather. At least my daughter is old enough to not freak this year. All in all a pretty lovely 4th so I'm just going to start rNdomly choosing bottles from the 40 craft beers I have in the fridge. NMaste

# ? Jul 4, 2016 23:22