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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

post pbj recipes.

me i go for some multigrain bread made with nuts and seeds, the JIF that's made with real sugar, and a nice blackberry, red raspberry, or boysenberry seeded jam. eaten with a glass of milk of course.

tell me about your favorite pbj

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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

what's your PB to J ratio? how do you apply to bread?

# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:38

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# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:39

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

I once had a pbj with orange marmalade.
It was surprisingly good.
Other wise it's cheap sliced bread, jif, and Welch's Condord Grap JAM.
not jelly. JAM.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:40

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Peter Pan's new "simply ground" peanut butter is good, it has a slight crunch, but still very creamy.
I eat it with a spoon at times.

I was ridiculed in school as a child for preferring Peter Pan brand Peanut Butter. I was told I was gay for liking Peter Pan brand Peanut Butter because the Peter Pan mascot is "fruity"

# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:52

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

shoophobo posted:

Peter Pan's new "simply ground" peanut butter is good, it has a slight crunch, but still very creamy.
I eat it with a spoon at times.

I was ridiculed in school as a child for preferring Peter Pan brand Peanut Butter. I was told I was gay for liking Peter Pan brand Peanut Butter because the Peter Pan mascot is "fruity"

michael jackson abused children.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:54

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

the peanut butter in a PBJ shouldn't be fruity, the jam shoudl!

# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:55

kittiesgomeow: Oct 13, 2008; This avatar cost on average $27.

buy the cinnamon jif pb it's great. also good with bananas instead of j.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 08:56

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When I was really poor and hungry sometimes I would go to the fridge late at night and take a spoonful of peanut butter and a spoonful of jelly and eat them right back to back so I could feel like I'd eaten something wholesome enough to stave off the hunger pains.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:10

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I tend to make them by putting peanut butter on both pieces of bread. Then I put the jelly in between. The reason for this is the fact that I eat the sandwich for lunch, several hours later. If you put jelly directly on the bread, it tends to leak through the bread. The peanut butter acts as an insulator.

Oh, and chunky peanut butter and some kind of berry-based preserves, on crappy white bread.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:36

ballistics statistics: Nov 27, 2003; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Next time swap the jelly with honey.

It'll blow your mind.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:40

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

genesplicer posted:

I tend to make them by putting peanut butter on both pieces of bread. Then I put the jelly in between. The reason for this is the fact that I eat the sandwich for lunch, several hours later. If you put jelly directly on the bread, it tends to leak through the bread. The peanut butter acts as an insulator.

Uncrustables do this. Those fuckers are nice if you toss them in the microwave for like 20 seconds and eat them warm.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:41

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

peanut butter + nutella + marshmallow fluff + ranch dressing

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:42

ballistics statistics: Nov 27, 2003; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Bob James posted:

peanut butter + nutella + marshmallow fluff + ranch dressing

deep fried

and then dipped in ranch again.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:44

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

sourdough bread + crunchy peanut butter + boysenberry

eat this poo poo

# ? Jul 4, 2016 09:55

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

I substitute Nutella for the peanut butter and cream cheese for the jelly.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 10:01

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

ThaGrandCow posted:

deep fried

and then dipped in ranch again.

x2 serving as buns for a bacon cheeseburger and then topped with powered sugar and maple syrup.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 10:01

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

ThaGrandCow posted:

deep fried

and then dipped in ranch again.

This is how elvis died. A noble goon death.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 10:34

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

multigrain
banana
all natty pb
no jelly

protip, slice the banana vertically along the length of the peel and just stick that on top of the peanut butter. don't waste your time slicing little banana medallions.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 10:36

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The Reese's brand peanut butter in the stores is really good in my opinion.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 10:54

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Flung against the wall; left to dry for months.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 11:00

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Champenema posted:

Flung against the wall; left to dry for months.

Enough about what your dad should have done instead of cumming in your mom.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 11:16

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# ? Jul 4, 2016 12:38

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

Publix makes bread with sunflower seeds that is fantastic and I like that with Skippy chunky peanut butter and local raw honey and sometimes apple slices too

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Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

i also enjoy eating human food

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:13

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

I'm super into habanero raspberry jam with white chocolate almond butter on two thin rice cakes. I don't do pb&j sandwiches thanks to the church debacle of my youth but drat, is my version good.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:14

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

Give me Skippy Super Crunch or give me death!

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:16

Demon Lord: Jun 8, 2003; ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

My recipe: bread, peanut butter, jelly.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:20

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Take two slices of white bread, the softer the better. Remove the crust. Apply your preferred nut butter and jelly. (I prefer creamy almond butter and concord grape jelly) Sandwich slices together. Dip sandwich in funnel cake batter, and deep fry in peanut oil until golden brown. Sprinkle with powdered sugar, and serve with your choice of sweet dipping sauce (I suggest a hot caramel sauce) and a tumbler full of Long Island iced tea with extra tequila and rum. Eat with knife and fork for a remarkably pleasant but inefficient suicide. Repeat as necessary.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:22

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Take two slices of white bread, the softer the better. Remove the crust. Apply your preferred nut butter and jelly. (I prefer creamy almond butter and concord grape jelly) Sandwich slices together. Dip sandwich in funnel cake batter, and deep fry in peanut oil until golden brown. Sprinkle with powdered sugar, and serve with your choice of sweet dipping sauce (I suggest a hot caramel sauce) and a tumbler full of Long Island iced tea with extra tequila and rum. Eat with knife and fork for a remarkably pleasant but inefficient suicide. Repeat as necessary.

holy balls, you do it up!

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:29

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LadyAmbien posted:

holy balls, you do it up!

I only made it like that like four times because I'm not ready to die yet. my deep fryer broke is the real reason

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:31

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Bread and peanut butter and mayonnaise. Yum.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:33

frodnonnag: Aug 13, 2007

Elvis really was the king of pbj... The fool's gold loaf.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:35

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

fat dumb goons

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:36

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

i know a woodchuck who just truckin' loves pbj

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:36

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

frodnonnag posted:

Elvis really was the king of pbj... The fool's gold loaf.

Only 8,000 calories.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 15:39

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

logical phalluses posted:

post pbj recipes.

me i go for some multigrain bread made with nuts and seeds, the JIF that's made with real sugar, and a nice blackberry, red raspberry, or boysenberry seeded jam. eaten with a glass of milk of course.

tell me about your favorite pbj

If it weren't for the boysenberry, we wouldn't have Knotts Berry Farms.

# ? Jul 4, 2016 16:24