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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ill Peripheral posted:

Lol that the country that exports the best terrorism can't get it locally sourced. This is what globalization does

all their best talent is headhunted away

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is Iran not rolling over Saudi Arabia because of America ?? Could they even win and bring the holy cities under the rightful rule of the Mahdi ?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Digital Fingers posted:

also the article says "The mosque is the burial place of the Prophet Muhammad " so:

it seems like regardless of what type of muslim you are you wouldn't want to blow that up. but i guess i just don't understand their culture

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

JFC every time someone posts religion of peace and wouldn't have happened blah blah cuck guns you're saying you're an unfunny unoriginal retard. It's like a loving youtube comment page you loving stupid 12 year old humor motherfuckers. I don't care where you stand just got some loving new material.

nice meltdown

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i bet it was the saudis, they've already made mecca into a shopping mall in the name of stamping out idol worship

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Allah second that

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
mecca more like wrecca

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


another puzzling case of spontaneous mass death?

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015
So far there has been 228 attacks and 1651 people killed during Ramadan Bombathon. Keep it up fellas.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Yusss good to see these punks taking out their impotent rage on their own folk for once.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

JFC every time someone posts religion of peace and wouldn't have happened blah blah cuck guns you're saying you're an unfunny unoriginal retard. It's like a loving youtube comment page you loving stupid 12 year old humor motherfuckers. I don't care where you stand just got some loving new material.

im a dinosaur too lets gently caress

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
If the Kaaba is destroyed would all muslims just quit?
might be best for all of us.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
What's so special about this place anyway? Do they do like REALLY REALLY good kebabs or something??

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
after we mate i will make a nest and lay our eggs please do not paint them black and put fuses on them

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

A Man With A Plan posted:

Now? 99 percent of the poor fucks getting blown up are muslims in iraq and syria

That's exactly what Obama and Hillary planned. :colbert:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Millions of Crows posted:

If the Kaaba is destroyed would all muslims just quit?
might be best for all of us.

If we pack up Mecca and shoot it into the sun they're all contractually required to follow it.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

A Man With A Plan posted:

Now? 99 percent of the poor fucks getting blown up are muslims in iraq and syria

If this was true you think this problem would eventually take care of itself :confused:

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


WATCH SALMON START A loving WAR

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Decebal posted:

Are even the holiest sites in Islam off limits to terrorism ? Is anything ?

Wahabbists actually wanted to destroy M-ham's tomb and other places of pilgrimage because they thought people were breaking the rules of idol and human worship. LOL @ the Saudi government being part of this crew.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

JFC every time someone posts religion of peace and wouldn't have happened blah blah cuck guns you're saying you're an unfunny unoriginal retard. It's like a loving youtube comment page you loving stupid 12 year old humor motherfuckers. I don't care where you stand just got some loving new material.

Gbs moved from "storm front but ironically" to just attracting storm front posters.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I don't think gbs is really that stormfronty, I think everyone is just sick of Muslims blowing poo poo up all the time :confused:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



A Man With A Plan posted:

Now? 99 percent of the poor fucks getting blown up are muslims in iraq and syria

Doubtful, his is the first ive heard of this -averagw gbs retard

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

JFC every time someone posts religion of peace and wouldn't have happened blah blah cuck guns you're saying you're an unfunny unoriginal retard. It's like a loving youtube comment page you loving stupid 12 year old humor motherfuckers. I don't care where you stand just got some loving new material.

What if we started calling it the religion of pieces? Or piss? What do YOU want us to call it?

Enlighten us with your modern humor.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Haier posted:

Wahabbists actually wanted to destroy M-ham's tomb and other places of pilgrimage because they thought people were breaking the rules of idol and human worship. LOL @ the Saudi government being part of this crew.

See also: Building a public toilet on the site of one of his wives' house.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



spacetoaster posted:

What if we started calling it the religion of pieces? Or piss? What do YOU want us to call it?

Enlighten us with your modern humor.

Check out this hilarious joke: spacetoaster

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Bible is discusing womens private parts soopenly?
Let us look at this example from the many below:Song of Songs 8:1-3 "If only you were to me like a brother, who sucked my mother's breasts! Then, if I found you outside, I would kiss you, and no one would despise me. Iwould lead you and bring you to my mother's house-- she who has taught me. I wouldgive you spiced wine to drink [i.e., her vagina's semen!], the nectar of my pomegranates.His left arm is under my head and his right arm embraces me."She wished he was her brother so that she wouldn't have to take him home in secret. Nowif he was truly her husband, then what would prompt her to wish that he was her brother?Were husbands back then not allowed to live with their wives? If so, how did they thenconsummate and have children and raise generations and societies? Were they allowed tolive with each other only for a while?Let us look at Song of Solomon 8:10 "Dear brothers, I'm a walled-in virgin still, but my breasts are full— And when my lover sees me, he knows he'll soon be satisfied."She is a virgin with full swelling breasts. When her lover meets her, he will be satisfiedfrom those swelling breasts! Obviously, she is referring to licking, sucking and other pornographic things that I can't mention here. Believe me this verse is not talking aboutthem worshiping GOD Almighty together when they meet!! It is clearly and indisputablyreferring to graphic sex that involves her swelling breasts and other things such asintercourse.Let us look at Song of Songs 4:5 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies."Let us look at Song of Songs 1:13 "My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting betweenmy breasts."Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsomeyou are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"Let us look at Song of Songs 1:2-4 "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth-- for your love is more delightful than wine. Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes; your name is like perfume poured out. No wonder the maidens love you! Take me away withyou--let us hurry! Let the king bring me into his chambers. We rejoice and delight in you;we will praise your love (i.e., semen) more than wine. How right they are to adore you!" Idon't think this would be appropriate for a kid under 18 to read. Also, I don't think it isappropriate to have such open sexuality in a divine book anyway.

His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm isunder my head, and his right arm embraces me."Let us look at Song of Songs 3:4 "Scarcely had I passed them when I found the one myheart loves. I held him and would not let him go till I had brought him to my mother'shouse, to the room of the one who conceived me." So in other words, she was not marriedto him, and when she found him, she took him back to her mums bedroom to have illegalsex with him? If she were married to him, she wouldn't take him to her "mother's house".She would take him to their house.Showing off her breasts and vagina to him:Sleeping with his sister: Let us look at Song of Songs 5:4 "I slept but my heart wasawake. Listen! My lover is knocking: 'Open to me, my sister, my darling, my dove, myflawless one. My head is drenched with dew, my hair with the dampness of the night.' Ihave taken off my robe (i.e., she showed his breasts and vagina to him. Underwears and bras didn't exist back then!) must I put it on again? I have washed my feet, must I soilthem again? My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to poundfor him." What a disgusting way for someone to talk so pervertly about his sister and/or about her brother like that!!Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you findmy lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to besexually too open.His sister's vagina tastes like "wine":"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are liketwo fawns, twins of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbi........I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like theclusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the bestwine. (The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"According to the documentary film "Sex in the Bible" on A&E TV Station, the Hebrewtranslation to "Your naval" is referring to the woman's VAGINA. This was sent to me bymy dear brother in Islam Mike who embraced Islam just recently; may Allah Almighty always be pleased with him.

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Baloogan posted:

Bible is discusing womens private parts soopenly?
Let us look at this example from the many below:Song of Songs 8:1-3 "If only you were to me like a brother, who sucked my mother's breasts! Then, if I found you outside, I would kiss you, and no one would despise me. Iwould lead you and bring you to my mother's house-- she who has taught me. I wouldgive you spiced wine to drink [i.e., her vagina's semen!], the nectar of my pomegranates.His left arm is under my head and his right arm embraces me."She wished he was her brother so that she wouldn't have to take him home in secret. Nowif he was truly her husband, then what would prompt her to wish that he was her brother?Were husbands back then not allowed to live with their wives? If so, how did they thenconsummate and have children and raise generations and societies? Were they allowed tolive with each other only for a while?Let us look at Song of Solomon 8:10 "Dear brothers, I'm a walled-in virgin still, but my breasts are full— And when my lover sees me, he knows he'll soon be satisfied."She is a virgin with full swelling breasts. When her lover meets her, he will be satisfiedfrom those swelling breasts! Obviously, she is referring to licking, sucking and other pornographic things that I can't mention here. Believe me this verse is not talking aboutthem worshiping GOD Almighty together when they meet!! It is clearly and indisputablyreferring to graphic sex that involves her swelling breasts and other things such asintercourse.Let us look at Song of Songs 4:5 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies."Let us look at Song of Songs 1:13 "My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting betweenmy breasts."Praising the bed that they had sex on: Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsomeyou are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"Let us look at Song of Songs 1:2-4 "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth-- for your love is more delightful than wine. Pleasing is the fragrance of your perfumes; your name is like perfume poured out. No wonder the maidens love you! Take me away withyou--let us hurry! Let the king bring me into his chambers. We rejoice and delight in you;we will praise your love (i.e., semen) more than wine. How right they are to adore you!" Idon't think this would be appropriate for a kid under 18 to read. Also, I don't think it isappropriate to have such open sexuality in a divine book anyway.

His right arm sexually feeling her body: Let us look at Song of Songs 2:6 "His left arm isunder my head, and his right arm embraces me."Let us look at Song of Songs 3:4 "Scarcely had I passed them when I found the one myheart loves. I held him and would not let him go till I had brought him to my mother'shouse, to the room of the one who conceived me." So in other words, she was not marriedto him, and when she found him, she took him back to her mums bedroom to have illegalsex with him? If she were married to him, she wouldn't take him to her "mother's house".She would take him to their house.Showing off her breasts and vagina to him:Sleeping with his sister: Let us look at Song of Songs 5:4 "I slept but my heart wasawake. Listen! My lover is knocking: 'Open to me, my sister, my darling, my dove, myflawless one. My head is drenched with dew, my hair with the dampness of the night.' Ihave taken off my robe (i.e., she showed his breasts and vagina to him. Underwears and bras didn't exist back then!) must I put it on again? I have washed my feet, must I soilthem again? My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to poundfor him." What a disgusting way for someone to talk so pervertly about his sister and/or about her brother like that!!Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you findmy lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to besexually too open.His sister's vagina tastes like "wine":"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are liketwo fawns, twins of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbi........I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like theclusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the bestwine. (The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"According to the documentary film "Sex in the Bible" on A&E TV Station, the Hebrewtranslation to "Your naval" is referring to the woman's VAGINA. This was sent to me bymy dear brother in Islam Mike who embraced Islam just recently; may Allah Almighty always be pleased with him.

Praise baby Jesus and gay Mohammed. Blessings on wise grandpa Abraham. Blessings!

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Moridin920 posted:

all their best talent is headhunted away

:vince:

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

JFC every time someone posts religion of peace and wouldn't have happened blah blah cuck guns you're saying you're an unfunny unoriginal retard. It's like a loving youtube comment page you loving stupid 12 year old humor motherfuckers. I don't care where you stand just got some loving new material.

If you don't like it than get out.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
drat this is some gbs-rear end posting.

--PleasingFungus

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Decebal posted:

To be fair, it would have been weird if only Baghdad, Paris and New York suffered attacks, but the place that created them is left untouched. Everyone in the group must buy a round at least once and Saudi Arabia has been shirking it's duties for some time.

the whole point of the saudi royals funding terror elsewhere in the world is to keep all the angry young men occupied there, not at home

it's a plan with zero downsides or potential consequences, i think

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