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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

RobattoJesus posted:

Goddamn I would let her peg the gently caress out of my rear end because unlike some people in this thread I'm not gay. :smug:

A couple winters ago I hooked up with a cute med student who had her hair cut short. She was totally willing to stick a couple fingers up my rear end while she sucked my dick. To this day that's probably one of the best hook-ups I've had.

I'm proud of the talent I pulled that night.

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Frankenstyle posted:

Eww. A woman's long hair sticks to you face during sex, or just when you're sitting close on a couch. It takes forever to get ready to go anywhere with her. It clogs drains, and is always showing up in places like your spaghetti or wherever. And high maintenance hair is a good sign of a high maintenance person. A short haired woman who's ready to get poo poo done isn't a preference in my house, it's the price of admission.

But to be fair I'm not a big fan of boobs over a B cup either, so maybe I'm just trapped in a closet.

I'm with ya; cute short hair and small pert boobs is my jam too. It's probably a confirmation bias but I always find girls with that hairstyle and body type to be more fun and outgoing.

Like you can fool around for a while and when it's time to go out for the evening all she does is a quick shower and makeup that's done in like 2 minutes and then they're ready to go drink beer and be funny at bars and stuff.

I guess I have a thing for low-maintenence cute chicks.

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