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Confessions of a Man: - Yes, that 1000$ Laser Drill was 100% mandatory to build that Ikea table. - No, we don't need instructions. Only a six pack of beer. - An item can only be queued once - nagging puts it at the back of the to-do list. - Yes, you look hot. (And so does your friend). - We don't care about your make-up. - Underwear is overrated. On you too. - It wasn't the dog that farted. Bring your confessions men, now is the time to enlighten the ladies! Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jul 6, 2016 |
# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 00:27 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:17 |
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- Pooping takes 1min, reading the papers takes 29min.
<3 <3 Vanisher |
# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 01:04 |
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TRON JEREMY posted:- had a chance to pet a dog, but did not - - - Confession: I once dumped a girl on her birthday while she was in the hospital after throat surgery... I still feel bad. She has forgiven me. But I was an rear end in a top hat. She kinda was too though. Still, I feel guilt. <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 02:34 |
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Barking Gecko posted:The degree of spousal selective hearing loss is directly proportional to the pointlessness of the requested chore. <3 <3 Vanisher |
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