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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Confessions of a Man:

- Yes, that 1000$ Laser Drill was 100% mandatory to build that Ikea table.
- No, we don't need instructions. Only a six pack of beer.
- An item can only be queued once - nagging puts it at the back of the to-do list.
- Yes, you look hot. (And so does your friend).
- We don't care about your make-up.
- Underwear is overrated. On you too.
- It wasn't the dog that farted.


Bring your confessions men, now is the time to enlighten the ladies!

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jul 6, 2016

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
- Pooping takes 1min, reading the papers takes 29min.

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

TRON JEREMY posted:

- had a chance to pet a dog, but did not
Wow, oversharing man. Monsterous!

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Confession:
I once dumped a girl on her birthday while she was in the hospital after throat surgery... I still feel bad. She has forgiven me. But I was an rear end in a top hat. She kinda was too though. Still, I feel guilt.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Barking Gecko posted:

The degree of spousal selective hearing loss is directly proportional to the pointlessness of the requested chore.

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