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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Dapper_Swindler posted:

So i guess the big question is? does jones actualy believe any of the poo poo he says or is it all a giant scam or is it a mix like glenn beck.

does this guy look like he's faking it?

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185

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The Vinja Ninja
Mar 16, 2006

Sometimes, time beats you.

Yeah, Also what about the black guy who served him at a restraunt and Alex went off about his family in the CIA and threatened to ruin his life.

Lmbo, he is just an abusive rear end, who fakes being crazy and reports any crazy person who has "plans for revolution" to the Feds.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Dapper_Swindler posted:

So i guess the big question is? does jones actualy believe any of the poo poo he says or is it all a giant scam or is it a mix like glenn beck.

Jones has always been more interested in making sure he's seen fighting __________ instead of actually doing anything about it. The stories about his "infiltration" of Bohemian Grove like twenty years ago tells you all you need to know about him. Jones' whole thing is just a modern version of televangelism, much like what Glenn Beck was up to on FoxNews and his website. They spend most of their time trying to sell you things that will help you survive the coming apocalypse, then spend the rest of the day scaring the ever-living poo poo out of you.

I'd bet that Jones believes much of what he's referring to, the whole global elite idea and maybe even Bush being behind 9/11, but he sure as hell isn't interested in stopping it from happening again.

The sad part is that he's gotten so popular and there's a whole generation of idiots that refuse to believe anything they hear from an authority figure, no matter what.

e: another perfect example is a video that I can't find at the moment, but basically an anti-fed group was protesting in Austin and giving speeches when Jones rolls up with his crew and starts talking over them with his signature bullhorn. They try to get his attention and ask him to come speak, but he ignores them and goes on for a bit about the Fed and then leaves. A bunch of local Austin people got pissed about it and he effectively split the anti-government crowd in town. Dude isn't interested in working with anyone, he just wants to be the center of attention and get rich.

Sir Tonk has issued a correction as of 22:01 on Jul 8, 2016

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Also, I've got a signed copy of Terrorstorm, if anyone wants it.



lol that cast

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.

Sir Tonk posted:

Also, I've got a signed copy of Terrorstorm, if anyone wants it.



lol that cast

can you summarize the more dubious claims therein for us

Sir Tonk posted:

BUSH = EVIL

also, globalists

those are uh those are the completely non-dubious claims

stephenfry has issued a correction as of 23:40 on Jul 8, 2016

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Sir Tonk posted:

Also, I've got a signed copy of Terrorstorm, if anyone wants it.



lol that cast

89% on rotten tomato, sounds like a must watch to me

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Just wait for Halloween and buy seven of the Al Capone costume. Set for life.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

stephenfry posted:

can you summarize the more dubious claims therein for us

BUSH = EVIL

also, globalists

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

snorch posted:

Google "info wars dot com"

and hell, google ron paul while you're at it, just cause

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


there's faking it, and there's faking it, you know? does he really want to be the network guy, yes. is he really the network guy, probably not.

I mean, he's for real, but in a certain kind of obviously stylized way

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

is there anybody in american media today who can pull off being the actual hero in network

the guy who talks about optimization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKkRDMil0bw

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010


I've made a huge mistake.

VirtualStranger posted:

https://twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185

Alex Jones sends a strong message to the alien invaders bent on wiping out humanity.

If that's what humans act like, I am suddenly experiencing an existential crisis. :ohdear:

Haha, just kidding, Vega Prevails.

Goatse James Bond has issued a correction as of 04:22 on Jul 9, 2016

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Somebody should rip off the Mao Tse Tung Hour considering we already have too many Beales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuqvlMxfGA4

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
he opened for doug stanhope once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak6vrRCFAlU

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
that's powerful. I love lovely stand up. chaos Is fun.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Only the Great Ahmet Khan can ever truly rule the airwaves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ofNusfqSY

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I like when he is so happy to have guests, like Donald Trump and David Icke

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


when does he say anime is real

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.



woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
promo for PLANETINFOWARS.COM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Zvlw_3k0o&t=856s

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Atrocious Joe posted:

Somebody should rip off the Mao Tse Tung Hour considering we already have too many Beales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuqvlMxfGA4

*raises paw*

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Atrocious Joe posted:

Somebody should rip off the Mao Tse Tung Hour considering we already have too many Beales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuqvlMxfGA4

man what a rad movie

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Don't mess with Texas

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OzV53zj1PA

Take your soma

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Honest question: if this were in any way true, why? If Bill Hicks wanted to start a radio show in the late 90s he'd be much much more popular than Alex Jones is today. You might say then, "Oh, well he's not interested in popularity" but if that was the case, why go on the radio? Who exactly would benefit from Bill Hicks getting some second rate plastic surgery and coming back into the public eye with a different name (and different accent).

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I know a guy in real life who looks more like Bill Hicks than Alex Jones does.

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOPNX0qZUY

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006



Dr. Bill Hicks—comedian, scientist...searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of Waco siege news alters his body chemistry. And now, when Bill Hicks grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter.
[Hicks:] "Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit. Bill Hicks is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-q2AcIZjDw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-q2AcIZjDw
personally I think rove was in on it

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

:falseflag:

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
yo my dudes and ladies, you can just watch terror storm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrXgLhkv21Y

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
http://www.mediaite.com/online/comedian-eric-andre-crashes-trolls-the-hell-out-of-alex-jones-cleveland-rally/

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

that vine is the gift that keeps on giving

https://twitter.com/Chemzes/status/750377555744661504

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od4o4Q0-5ro

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i'm also a human, and i can't stop coming

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

That's just tits. Eric Andre is the best.

Chick tracts are what Gutenberg had in mind when he invented the printing press, and the founding fathers had patriot Alex Jones in mind when they invented free speech.

Ben Carson came to me in a dream, and he said unto me "lo, and thou shall see that Saul Alinsky + Hillary Clinton = LUCIFER! Smoketh three packs a day and thou mayest be delivered unto the kingdom of Bill Hicks"

Why does my pee pee come out yellow?

Edit: extended version, Make Santa White Again.
https://youtu.be/WhQ4s6eG76o

Solvent has issued a correction as of 13:20 on Jul 21, 2016

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

my heart's big

no really i have cardiomegaly and i fear for my life every day

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

ahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH390Hljetc

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