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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

gonna need to call that dr about my unsafe boner

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
super male vitality bitch

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the last thing a big bowl of chili sees

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the last thing a big bowl of chili sees

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
Stage 3: Bargaining:

quote:

“I’ve talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they’re building up that’s also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea, and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged,” Jones said. “Now first they had to isolate him to do that. But, yes, ladies and gentleman, I’ve talked to people that talk to the president now at 9 at night, he is slurring his words, and I’m going to leave it at that. I’ve talked to folks that have talked to him directly.”....
“Ladies and gentlemen, I was told this by high level sources and it was evident and especially after [Ronald] Reagan was shot in his first year in office when he was acting like Trump, and doing the right things, that he never really recovered,” Jones said. “They gave him cold blood, and his transfusion that causes brain damage. They slowly gave him small amounts of sedatives. It’s known that most presidents end up getting drugged. Small dosages of sedatives till they build it up, Trump’s such a bull he hasn’t fully understood it yet.”
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/09/im-...P-Iv4U8.twitter

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

jones may be right, i wouldnt be surprised if trump had a high tolerance for mind altering drugs at this point

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It's kind of amazing how many conspiracy theories Alex Jones is familiar with. The Ronald Reagan cold blood one is really obscure. It's from a 1999 biography that's hilariously inaccurate and full of people that don't even exist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch:_A_Memoir_of_Ronald_Reagan

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

StashAugustine posted:

jones may be right, i wouldnt be surprised if trump had a high tolerance for mind altering drugs at this point

he basically is drugs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Darkman Fanpage posted:

the last thing a big bowl of chili sees

lol

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

LordAbaddon posted:

I'll let you in on a little secret Alex Jones is 100% a legit crazy person who, in a just world, would be in a mental institution getting psychiatric treatment

actually he is an explorer and a pioneer and he is cumming

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

okay so this is weird... he realizes that industrial companies are the ones polluting water supplies yet supports the gutting of the epa :psyduck: jones is a world of contradictions.

At least being a gay frog means you won't have to end up paying child support for 3000 tadpoles

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

At least being a gay frog means you won't have to end up paying child support for 3000 tadpoles

https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/08/16/half-young-not-heterosexual/

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm going to make a big pot of chilli this weekend what ingredients do i need to add to forget stuff after i've eaten it

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Jose posted:

i'm going to make a big pot of chilli this weekend what ingredients do i need to add to forget stuff after i've eaten it

pcp

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

hash oil

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


everclear

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

Is the cold blood thing talking about blood from cold blooded animals, or blood that’s been literally chilled?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ

Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

shadowvine118 posted:

Is the cold blood thing talking about blood from cold blooded animals, or blood that’s been literally chilled?

i think he means literally chilled blood. Donated blood has to be kept refrigerated while it's stored. If someone is getting a large transfusion then it's supposed to be warmed up so their body temp doesn't drop too much.

That's my assumption anyway, it wouldn't really be surprising if Alex Jones thought Reagan got a reptilian blood transfusion.

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

BAR

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

:five:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

This is amazing.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

actually he is an explorer and a pioneer and he is cumming

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjO47d23no

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
that drag queen reading program looks kinda strange to me but it made Alex Jones angry so I can't complain too much

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka8tutIVoQE

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1__4PsTLM

BERGfu
Aug 24, 2010


Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Alex Jones is pretty cool but stirring schizos is not so I guess he can go gently caress himself.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://youtu.be/SDWghSGPCD8

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/sadbukharin/status/864174247601737729

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

is he in the middle of a best buy

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

C. Everett Koop posted:

is he in the middle of a best buy

Ceiling's too low, everything isn't blue, sells AMRs. Signs point to no.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I wonder if anyone's ever illegally used an anti-materiel rifle to gently caress up somebody's car.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I mean, probably? It's the right gun for hunting cars.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/939398055610191872

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I was stuck at a red light behind a pickup with an infowars sticker today. Good to know I have true patriots around for when the deep state comes for my guns or whatever

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