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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

he called it a can when clearly its a jar. How far does this conspiracy go?

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jose posted:

he called it a can when clearly its a jar. How far does this conspiracy go?

But here's right, glass containers can be pretty challenging to open due to the strong vacuum seal.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

zeal posted:

vic is in turn a part of the greater tim & eric continuum, we all stand on the shoulders of giants, etc.

yeah tim and eric's editor uh 'Doug Lussenhop' is a genius

he made this thing about pat robertson and sex w/animals I can't find but it was really funny

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

if someone here has that let me know, i know yall are into that poo poo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I guess Alex never had the strength or technique to open a pickle jar despite supposedly spotted in austin gay bars.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://vine.co/v/5ApgnFQJXHO

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



I want to buy a product im told will give me the body of alex jones. Will i just get fat or will it make me balding and short too

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I want to buy a product im told will give me the body of alex jones. Will i just get fat or will it make me balding and short too

His body looks weird. It's like dense or something, like he's a balloon filled with sand

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
he's just a high-school/college football player who's gone to seed. there's prolly muscle in there, but now he's got a thick coat of fat like a walking seal

ideal for surviving the coming globalist-created ice age, buy his protein powder

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

is there anything where someone told alex jones a ridiculous story and he was like "lol naaah" or is he always 100% on board

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Definitely taking a supplement rich in horny goat weed.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


not alex jones but one of my favorite conspiracy related things ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plI5V9z3qqQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMq1PiUbf-M

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


loving this new direction from brian wilson

Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 18:33 on Aug 29, 2016

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Knock knock towers down knock knock em down
Knock them towers down knock knock 'em down
I knock 'em dowown
To the ground
With dynamite
Blame 'em on hijacked flights

I'm getting bored with the fighting in the Gaza Strip
I gotta make a new war so we can make profits
Yeah my buddies and me arranged a big false flag
Knock them towers down so we can invade Baghdad

I knock em down-own
To the ground-ound
With dynamite
Blame it on a jijacked flight

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Over and over
The crow cries uncover the false flag

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
My favorite classic conspiracy video is this lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

etalian posted:

But here's right, glass containers can be pretty challenging to open due to the strong vacuum seal.

use a spoon smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HgIKZxmgqE

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Karl Barks posted:

is there anything where someone told alex jones a ridiculous story and he was like "lol naaah" or is he always 100% on board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31UrDpfM2Lc

Very few individuals actually leave our 'prison planet' - it requires a gift of recognition from the Kingdom of Heaven and enormous discipline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ch99QNOxU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lveqodcepjs

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Alex Jones is a shaman and a poet.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i want to do some drugs with him

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Jose posted:

i want to do some drugs with him

http://store.infowars.com/

DNA Force is actually dilute LSD to make for wake up sheeple.
Buy now, operators standing by to jack you out of matrix.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Every time I show someone who doesn't know Alex Jones a clip or vine of him, they state how unsettling he is.

It's pretty neat

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Atrocious Joe posted:

Every time I show someone who doesn't know Alex Jones a clip or vine of him, they state how unsettling he is.

It's pretty neat
I've tried to show my mom but she gets uncomfortable like "what's wrong with that man"

Best Korea
Feb 15, 2012
My grandpa saw him on Pierce Morgan and thinks he's hilarious. He may be under the impression it's an Andy Kaufman style act though.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Best Korea posted:

My grandpa saw him on Pierce Morgan and thinks he's hilarious. He may be under the impression it's an Andy Kaufman style act though.

I hope it is.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013


I remember listening to him as a young kook. Runs in my family. He was way more sincere back then. He was passionate and overbearing but nothing like he is now. Something snapped. He was.always trying to make a buck sure, but he used to also really believe in fighting the wickets of the world in his own way. Dude got too bug and someone cut him a nice check somewhere along the line because he's always been right wing but he's never been a schill on the level he is now. Good only knows what happened but he definitely changed.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
what drugs would everyone like to do with alex jones? i'm thinking some mdma with a load of oxy for the come down to really get to how he feels about these things

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
definitely uppers, i wanna see him on military grade speed

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Municipal tap water

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Extract his bodily fluids, refine them into a narcotic, and then reinject for a double boost.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Wikkheiser posted:

Extract his bodily fluids, refine them into a narcotic, and then reinject for a double boost.

alex jones is a frog? can't believe the man himself is a conspiracy

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
cyanide

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if its good for lemur's its good for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwQ0ZiTYkQ

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Atrocious Joe posted:

Every time I show someone who doesn't know Alex Jones a clip or vine of him, they state how unsettling he is.

It's pretty neat
The clips of him getting super-angry about something reminds me uncomfortably of people I've met who have a severe mental illness but who refuse treatment, and their families can't do anything because they aren't a danger to themselves or others, but who, if you heard on the news that they snapped and did something horrible, you'd be saddened but not surprised.

I don't think he's actually crazy, but he really knows how to get that reaction in the lizard part of the brain that says "back away from this person slowly, and don't make any sudden movements".

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Jewel Repetition posted:

Municipal tap water

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Azathoth posted:

The clips of him getting super-angry about something reminds me uncomfortably of people I've met who have a severe mental illness but who refuse treatment, and their families can't do anything because they aren't a danger to themselves or others, but who, if you heard on the news that they snapped and did something horrible, you'd be saddened but not surprised.

I don't think he's actually crazy, but he really knows how to get that reaction in the lizard part of the brain that says "back away from this person slowly, and don't make any sudden movements".

So Alex Jones IS crazy, and just sane enough to inspire paranoid delusions in people who are merely anxious, while giving people who ARE sane a reason to stay the gently caress away. Is that what you're saying here?

If so, this guy REALLY IS dangerous in his role as a demagogue.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

Municipal tap water

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Solvent posted:

So Alex Jones IS crazy, and just sane enough to inspire paranoid delusions in people who are merely anxious, while giving people who ARE sane a reason to stay the gently caress away. Is that what you're saying here?

If so, this guy REALLY IS dangerous in his role as a demagogue.

If you look closely at Ti and Do's material you can understand how well Jones is crafted as a counterfeit who is boosting Lucifer while boasting of fighting him. That seems to be one reason why I am functioning as a relay - to maintain the balance so there is a glimmer of positive information instead of the materialist programming you are bombarded with constantly. Someone like Alex Jones is completely fallen into ego and error, but he still serves his purpose in this planet's rehabilitative function. Someone consuming volumes of Infowars material might be highly misinformed - but don't condemn them as evil.

Television and the personalities on it are like the devil Jesus warned of - who drives you into submission with threats of physical harm. It seems more objective to be concerned with state of your own mind rather than some nebulous threat to your physical body.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


McDowell turned into a crazy person.

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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Kingfish posted:

McDowell turned into a crazy person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmRuBgIfsCI

I'm a globalist

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