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That's just tits. Eric Andre is the best. Chick tracts are what Gutenberg had in mind when he invented the printing press, and the founding fathers had patriot Alex Jones in mind when they invented free speech. Ben Carson came to me in a dream, and he said unto me "lo, and thou shall see that Saul Alinsky + Hillary Clinton = LUCIFER! Smoketh three packs a day and thou mayest be delivered unto the kingdom of Bill Hicks" Why does my pee pee come out yellow? Edit: extended version, Make Santa White Again. https://youtu.be/WhQ4s6eG76o Solvent has issued a correction as of 13:20 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:This is still my favorite Alex Jones rant: I want him to have a stroke so bad while he's screaming, but those magic pills he sells work soo much better than  .E+:Vote 5. This poo poo is gold.
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Jul 21, 2016 18:10
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I know its kinda tangential, but Tim and Eric seem to be makin the rounds at the RNC. Good Show Ladies! https://twitter.com/fox8news/status/755595839708532737/photo/1
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Karl Barks posted:they've been tweeting at steven crowder all week trying to get him to meet up with them lol   I'm proud to be an American today.
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Jul 21, 2016 21:37
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Wikkheiser posted:My rear end in a top hat is tight! This is what everybody was like before us. Cnut the Great posted:Agreed. Alex Jones is good and entertaining and the world is a more interesting place for him being in it. I can't imagine how sad a person you'd have to be to take his gonzo act seriously enough to actually, genuinely despise him. I'm going to go with people who've had the repercussions of his deluded ideas effect their lives, by means of people who DO take his insane rants as the gospel truth. Personally I'm just as offended by his ideas as I am entertained, offended by every borderline psychotic he gives that tiny little push over the edge. Its all fun and games till someone gets hurt, and while he's not solely responsible for the mainstreaming of insanity, he sure has a hand in it. Solvent has issued a correction as of 15:18 on Aug 7, 2016 |
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Incoming shitpost: I think Trump just cornered the market as far as the encouragement of dangerously insane people goes. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/10/us/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton.html Has Jones ever made a veiled suggestion that a political figure be shot?
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Aug 10, 2016 03:41
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He reminds me of a toddler here. He throws his fit, then at the end he's sad and almost pouting. Poor Awex, last of the cavemen. Oiled and Ready posted:Did Alex ask them, even in a sly way, to gently caress with him? If he did, I agree. Otherwise Alex had nothing to do with any doxxing. If we set the standard at that level anyone with fans is guilty of what their fans do to protesters. Alex uses less violent rhetoric than 3/4 of standard rightwing conservative radio hosts. I'm an Illuminati reptile, and the Bohemian Grove in Santa Rosa, where my long time friend worked for years, is a hotbed of devil worship focused on a loving stupid owl statue. Buy some more pills.
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Aug 16, 2016 05:24
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Jose posted:i want to do some drugs with him http://store.infowars.com/ DNA Force is actually dilute LSD to make for wake up sheeple. Buy now, operators standing by to jack you out of matrix.
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Sep 3, 2016 18:26
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Jewel Repetition posted:Municipal tap water
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Sep 5, 2016 12:17
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Azathoth posted:The clips of him getting super-angry about something reminds me uncomfortably of people I've met who have a severe mental illness but who refuse treatment, and their families can't do anything because they aren't a danger to themselves or others, but who, if you heard on the news that they snapped and did something horrible, you'd be saddened but not surprised. So Alex Jones IS crazy, and just sane enough to inspire paranoid delusions in people who are merely anxious, while giving people who ARE sane a reason to stay the gently caress away. Is that what you're saying here? If so, this guy REALLY IS dangerous in his role as a demagogue.
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Sep 5, 2016 14:27
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McDowell posted:If you look closely at Ti and Do's material you can understand how well Jones is crafted as a counterfeit who is boosting Lucifer while boasting of fighting him. That seems to be one reason why I am functioning as a relay - to maintain the balance so there is a glimmer of positive information instead of the materialist programming you are bombarded with constantly. Someone like Alex Jones is completely fallen into ego and error, but he still serves his purpose in this planet's rehabilitative function. Someone consuming volumes of Infowars material might be highly misinformed - but don't condemn them as evil.  In the scheme of things, it would be easy to agree that there is some sort of hidden hand in the movement towards globalization, but I would rather not pick up torch and pitchfork myself. To do so would be alarmist, and not at all amusing. I would rather, instead, quietly salute our alien overlords in the guise of irony. On second thought, you're better at this than I am. Instead, I find my time would be better served by running along to purchase a confection. 
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Jesus. There oughta be a law. You don't get to scream fire in a crowded theatre, but the guy would probably stay just shy of the line once again. Ugh. Sometimes I wonder if free speech isn't part of the reason that we have a mental health crisis in America. Mixed blessing I guess. I'm just sorry that there's no plausible way to troll the Alex Jones network into submission. As I said before, it's really much less funny when you start a conversation with someone you would otherwise enjoy the company of, and they just unleash the cock and balls out crazy on you. I mean, I'm sure there is a problem with propaganda in the country, and there probably is some high level fuckery going on with the exploitation of workers in less wealthy countries and so on (advertising, propaganda, Walmart, et al), but you can't even discuss it with most people lest the ghosts of Alex Jones/David Ike/Erich Von Daniken emerge. I mean, if Jones actually believes any bit of his tripe, he's really working for the people he's supposedly fighting with his "hot blood.. ect". Poisoning the well to hock placebos. The whole mess of his rhetoric has such a powerful self serving/loathing irony to it... ...oh poo poo. Alex Jones is a Goon! Quick! Everybody! Abandon ship! To Reddit! To Reddit! The conspiracy is truly vast!
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Sep 5, 2016 21:39
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Oh calm down. There is a long history of limiting free speech that's dangerous, I was just setting up a parallel to demonstrate the absurdity of it all. The Oklahoma City bomber(s) was(were) in this infowars vein of crazy. Demagoguery is dangerous, but it also acts like a pressure release valve. Keep it underground and you get poo poo like that David Koresh Waco nightmare.
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Sep 5, 2016 21:47
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Apart from it being morally spurious to deny people the right to debate whether or not Bush did 9/11, it'd be pretty goddamn retarded to restrict the speech if people whose shtick is that the federal government is iptedsive and wants to take away our rights such as speech. Sperg away buddy. I'm not arguing with your rant about how you missed my point. Besides, it's our lizard overlords who "did 9/11". Relax, the global elite has it all figured out. There'll be enough delicious mice and tinfoil hats for all. No need to argue. By the way, don't forget to check out andro/dna/whatever force, on sale now!  off with the coupon code "goon"!
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Ok. Well. You're serious. Um. As a devout Gnostic I can say that people are sincerely ruled by their illusions. As an amateur scientist I can say that we as individuals are free to explore and define our reality within the realm of ethics. As a mortal man I can say that, well what you say is interesting from a philosophic point of view, it's kinda beyond the realm of a normal sounding viewpoint, and 4.5 posts a day since 2008 is a loving lot of posts for someone with a life outside of Something Awful. I encourage you to seek a world outside of your head. It's not really that bad... annnnnnd all the people I've ever known who have similar viewpoints do a loooooooot of psychedelic drugs. Does Art Bell still have a show? If so, you should call in. That'd be great radio.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:its not mocking religion, it's mocking a guy claiming to be Gnostic You're a twat. I'm of the school of thought that the demiurge is a mistaken representation of ones own ideas about reality. This falls closest to the deistic realm of Valentinus. Archons of the world are pretty important to the false creation that we live in, but that's the thing about falsity, or a lie, it's all as real as you want it to be. Of En Sof I can say that there is only that separation which is created by that central, false entity, to use a smashed mirror metaphor, the initial impact site, and is reflected in its smaller versions that exist in fractured apartheid. So many pieces scattered across the ground. This is metaphor is also well reflecting in the parable of the fall of Adam. In the human knowledge of good and evil. In the arms of deity, we are all truly one, and we are all truly gods children. As above, so below and beyond I'd imagine, to quote a song in an album that was inspired by Gnosticism. I could continue at length, but insulting a person's religion, or religious conviction without grounds is a drat fine way to start a conversation. If I was a better Gnostic, I'd simply accept you as you are, but I'm not. Go start another rape thread. You'll enjoy it more.
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Yup. Bag of dicks. This is why it's pointless to babel about religion. In fact, it's probably why Jones sounds the way he does. It's all word salad if there's no frame of reference. The demiurge is a concept, it means public worker/builder. Check into some of the works of Jung if any of you are more than failtrolling about it. I think it best represents the fallible human representation of the material world. Frankly, if you want to see X as Y, go ahead. Sure the demiurge is an alien in a spaceship, whatever. It's harmless till you insist that others see things exactly the way you do.
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McDowell posted:'Conspiracy against the Human Race' by Thomas Ligotti is a good read if you find the Nag Hammadi to be intimidatiing. Thanks, I'll check it out. Not that any of the old literature is intimidating, more because differing perspectives add to depth.
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Seems kind of wrong headed to try to judge the practitioners if a modern religion based on a sketchy incomplete understanding of what its antecedents did 2000 years ago. There are a number of modern Gnostic and Gnostic inspired sects. Thank you. And the more that McDowell talks, the more he makes sense, but Marshal Appleswhite's cult should be no example to anybody. Purple hitops? I'd wear the plastic bag before I wore purple anything.
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Please stop misrepresenting the Gnostic religion in this tread TYA. There are different views about what reality is, and as the one who made the mistake of bringing it up to begin with, would like to point this out. It's also lovely to say "ugh reality is an illusion, kil urself is the only option" is at all representative of people who claim to be Gnostic. Also, this atheist vs. theist bullshit has been done to death. You want to see reality as just this life and entropy blah blah, go ahead, it's your prerogative. Seems pretty bland to me, but I'm not telling you what to believe. It's also narcissistically ignorant, to assume that all there is in the vast universe is humanity. If McDowell chooses words that sound strange to you, maybe you shouldn't take them literally. But please, dont kil urself to get to some spaceship that nobody knows for sure or not is there McDowell. You said it yourself didnt you? We're all here for a reason.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:09
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Good, because the infinite possibility of the universe loving rules - and it owns that we're even capable of perceiving as much of it as we can, while continuing to expand our knowledge of it.  Well put.
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Robotnik Nudes posted:There IS a Demiurge and his name I JHVH-1 and he is an omnipotent alien retard who made a planet of retards and pays us no mind except to amuse his basic rear end brain and the only salvation is to send money to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and absolve yourself of the sins of the conspiracy, seize hold of your life and gain the ultimate scapegoat. 
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