alex jones thread is broken, like the power of the globalist agenda

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

I always liked how he complained about banks poisoning water but he show sells quack cures

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 04:10

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:33

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Zas posted:

right wing performance art is essentially mainstream now - and I'm not talking about Rush or Milo or Alex, because after all what is Donald Trump if not a performance artist?

what's so valuable about Alex is that he's so much more honest, earnest, and powerful than the rest of them, while still maintaining (only) the most tenuous possible grip on his sanity. that's what the best art is!

alex is good.

Also the whole point of the act is sell quack miracle cures to gullible right wingers.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 15:34

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Do you think Alex Jones has a Tinder account?

# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 23:38

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Alex Jones was right for a change

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2016/08/26/Jimmy-Kimmel-responds-to-allegations-of-Hillary-Clinton-pickle-fixing/6131472235845/

quote:

The segment on Jones' show dedicated to Clinton's health and the emerging pickle-gate scandal lasted some seven minutes, a fact Kimmel lambasted Thursday night.

"Thousands of people, even millions of people, are convinced I rigged the pickle jar," he said. "If you're ever feeling bad about your job, just remember there's a grown man who spent a full seven minutes yelling about me and a pickle jar on television."

Kimmel also pointed out opening a jar of pickles is not something presidents are frequently required to do.

"Let's say we did loosen the jar. What does opening pickles even prove?" Kimmel said. "I have to imagine that one of the perks of being president is you never have to open pickles yourself again."

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 12:36

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Jose posted:

he called it a can when clearly its a jar. How far does this conspiracy go?

But here's right, glass containers can be pretty challenging to open due to the strong vacuum seal.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 23:28

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

I guess Alex never had the strength or technique to open a pickle jar despite supposedly spotted in austin gay bars.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 01:02

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

alex jones WATCH THE NEW INTRO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsdyahvKN3g

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 20:14

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4629k9WazE

liberal coffee is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDOB9mby_w

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 22:27

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Party Down owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s82gTkCDBW0

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 22:35

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

ScrubLeague posted:

Yeah I just watched like 50 clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ElqPW2ZSE

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 01:18

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

blamegame posted:

Party down was the poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDFG2fW4Hk

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:14

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Homeless Friend posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisMegerian/status/836635081426919425

lmao

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 02:07

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:33

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Darkman Fanpage posted:

okay so this is weird... he realizes that industrial companies are the ones polluting water supplies yet supports the gutting of the epa jones is a world of contradictions.

At least being a gay frog means you won't have to end up paying child support for 3000 tadpoles

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 11:16

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