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IPA's are horrible loving garbage. The worst tasting beers in existence.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:28 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 11:29 |
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pop the top off a fresh ice cold ipa then pour it down the sink while intensely staring at anyone watching then grab a real beer and have a good time
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:31 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:What's wrong with IPAs? I like to drink beer but I'm happy with pretty much anything and am not up to date on beer controversy. Serious Post: There are a lot of them, like A LOT. And every single new micro-brewery or craft beer brand will have an IPA. Most IPA's suck. Thus most Micro-brewry's and craft beer sucks (because most of their beers are IPAs)
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:31 |
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The Biscuit posted:lol @ goons out-hipstering people who have a wank over IPAs Don't tell Portlanders that. We love our lovely IPA's here. Dzhay posted:Disappoint nerds who come rushing over to talk about phonetics. This was too good of a joke for this thread. Nobody got it
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:38 |
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Professor Shark posted:I like to drink beer, lots of different styles, it's very very good! I had an IPA in Florida called Jai Alai and it's my new favorite IPA, but I can't get them in the north east.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:46 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Also that image is mostly good but overpriced imports. It's 2016 america has had time to recover from prohibition and has plenty of good domestic micros, if you can't name better beers than those in your region that you could get for a fraction of the price you're probably not as into beers as you think you are. What are some good American white beers?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:49 |
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Upton Sinclair's The Jungle but about IPAs instead of the meat industry.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:56 |
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i hope more beer snobs get murdered imho
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:01 |
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Sometimes on a hot day I like to kick back in the shade with a can of Miller Lite and listen to some dad rock on the radio. Anyone have any questions? Comments?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:04 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Sometimes on a hot day I like to kick back in the shade with a can of Miller Lite and listen to some dad rock on the radio. Sounds fun. I got some booze here, wanna hang out?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:10 |
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notZaar posted:What are some good American white beers? That's honestly my least favorite kind of beer so I don't have many I drink (and hoegaarden which is an import would probably be my most generic suggestion so you got me there) but one of the very very few whites I actually like is deschute's chainbreaker, a white ipa.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:22 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Sometimes on a hot day I like to kick back in the shade with a can of Miller Lite and listen to some dad rock on the radio. Full Sail has a line called "Session" (not like session beers, though they are kinda that, just called session in general), 12 bottles for ~10 and they're really drinkable for days around the lawn. Look for a plain white pretty flat box (they're stub bottles).
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:25 |
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Macnult posted:Upton Sinclair's The Jungle but about IPAs instead of the meat industry. dudes just falling into vats of hops and being incorporated into the beer
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:31 |
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ArbitraryC posted:The reason ipas are a popular microbrew particularly among no name breweries that come and go during the current boom in the industry is because they are particularly forgiving, it's easier to mask smaller mistakes with hoppyness. i'll drink the gently caress out of Ithaca Flower Power and Bells Two-Hearted though
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:32 |
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lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:32 |
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Y-Hat posted:oh so that's why most ipas are disgusting hop bombs. duly noted it's also why a lot of people think that as a style of beer it's known for giving headaches or worse hangovers. That's actually just lovely brewing you could put back a 12 pack of deschute's inversion on saturday and not feel it at all on sunday
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:34 |
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vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you What if it's been sitting out in the sun and it's hot?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:35 |
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VendaGoat posted:What if it's been sitting out in the sun and it's hot? man up
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:36 |
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vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you trust me, I do - beer is great. Untappd says I have had 309 distinct beers. Gonna keep pushing that number higher because I'm a loving turd
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:37 |
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vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:39 |
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ohhhh nooo this alcohol isnt optimal temperature
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:39 |
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vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you E: Slight correction, there was a decade-old bottled beer at one of my old jobs that had stuff floating in it, I probably would not have drunk that EmperorFritoBandito fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 6, 2016 |
# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:43 |
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Macasaurus posted:ohhhh nooo this alcohol isnt optimal temperature I want to pour a boiling hot beer in your mouth.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:44 |
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- Drink lite beer instead for pennies on the dollar
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:45 |
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TheShazbot posted:trust me, I do - beer is great. Untappd says I have had 309 distinct beers. Gonna keep pushing that number higher because I'm a loving turd Panch posted:IPAs are okay but it seems like a ton of people only like the adult-Pokemon aspects of craft brews. Let me make a list of all the funky named, colorful labeled beers I've had in my beer-pokedex-app. You. You're the one that ruins craft beer for me because I can't find one beer I like and drink it until I'm bored with it. They're all one off brews and weird seasonals so you can put it in your dumb app. >
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:48 |
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The Goatfather posted:- Drink lite beer instead for pennies on the dollar
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:50 |
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coors banquet supremacy
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:50 |
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Panch posted:You. You're the one that ruins craft beer for me because I can't find one beer I like and drink it until I'm bored with it. They're all one off brews and weird seasonals so you can put it in your dumb app. > Actually no, there are quite a few breweries locally (Portland) who produce the same stuff year-round and don't have as many seasonals. Look up Deschutes, Rogue, Widmer, 10 Barrel, et cetera. But remember, for a lot of people, this poo poo is an art form, and "not the same old beer" is what gets them off. Go, explore - find something you like. For me, it's the Chernobyl Stout - found at Tugboat Brewery and that's the only place. So if I want my ridiculous beer, I have to go there.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:55 |
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I have an issue with not wanting to drink something with "India" in the name.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:57 |
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Cartouche posted:I have an issue with not wanting to drink something with "India" in the name.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:01 |
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I like IPAs, and other beers too. And whiskey. And wine. I think the only kind alcohol I don't like is Tequila. Just never been a fan.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:05 |
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TheShazbot posted:
That's very kind of you, but it was actually because my joke was lame.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:10 |
One time I gave a homemade IPA to fellow goon Napolean Bonerfarts and he chugged it. It was funny because I used to think you were supposed to enjoy drinking your beer!
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:38 |
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vols bitch posted:lol if you dont drink any beer put in front of you What a suprise the SEC booster is a boor.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:48 |
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double IPS are horrible but im coming back around to a well balanced IPAs that are extremely cold
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 20:53 |
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Hello GBS I am vacuuming up Union Breweries old pro, a delicious salty and tart Gose style beer and it is a 10/10 hot day drinking experience
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:14 |
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They got tallboys of PBR for a buck seventy nine here. Two for $3. Same price for Miller, too. IPAs are cool if youve burned out your taste buds with vaping and previous IPAs and need to figure out a way to taste your beer
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 21:16 |
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I love reviews of IPAs on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KDBX_ksPn8
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:16 |
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HAHA I DRINK BEER AND TALK ABOUT IT
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:31 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 11:29 |
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Macnult posted:Upton Sinclair's The Jungle but about IPAs instead of the meat industry.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:36 |