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my parents used to jam the handle of a wooden spoon in my eye until they heard a pop and i turned out like poo poo
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Make sure to shove some fingers up your kids rear end while you happen to have it out and are playing with it
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Jul 7, 2016 19:35
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Pot Of Shoe posted:But she def spanked a palmful of gravel into her baby sister's vagina and got a huge boner from it. How did sister end up? It was just youthful exploration, idiot.
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Jul 7, 2016 19:49
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oldpainless posted:(child throws plate on floor and knocks over drink screaming) DEFENCE: you honor, my client was never spanked as a child JUDGE: oh good lord, I find you NOT GUILTY and instead demand those HORRIBLE NON-PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE PARENTS to be thrown into the hoosegow for all eternity and then longer
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Jul 7, 2016 19:53
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Nathilus posted:Make sure to shove some fingers up your kids rear end while you happen to have it out and are playing with it
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Lowtax posted:Shove your entire hand up their rear end and then haul them around town and act like it's your dummy but you can't make it talk and say jokes, just bleed and poo poo and piss all down your arm hi lowtax, we had a bet where i would be a gbs mod if the blue jays swept the royals and here we are. i don't think you actually agreed to it, but could you give me an eta? i already told my family and we're having cake to celebrate
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:hi lowtax, we had a bet where i would be a gbs mod if the blue jays swept the royals and here we are. i don't think you actually agreed to it, but could you give me an eta? i already told my family and we're having cake to celebrate
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Jul 7, 2016 19:57
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now you're all going to wish you never cyber bullied me 
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Jul 7, 2016 20:00
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Lowtax posted:DEFENCE: you honor, my client was never spanked as a child This seems rather harsh and somewhat unlikely to happen. But I'm going to take your word for it.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:02
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didn't you people ever watch the dog whisperer? you don't actually have to hit them, you just need to get their attention and snap them out of their current mindset. i recommend putting a pot over the child's head and then repeatedly striking the pot with a large spoon
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Jul 7, 2016 20:07
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Lowtax posted:Shove your entire hand up their rear end and then haul them around town and act like it's your dummy but you can't make it talk and say jokes, just bleed and poo poo and piss all down your arm That would be cool as gently caress. You could call it achmed the dead terrorist and force it to make racist jokes. Or use it as one of those sports foam #1 hands to wave around.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:13
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Can any of you pro-spanking folks explain to me how hitting your kid is going to teach them to not hit people? Seems like they'd tend to learn "hitting is okay as long as I don't get caught" instead
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Jul 7, 2016 20:21
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A father should be regarded by his children as a grave and terrible god. Spanking is thus possible, but usually unnecessary.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:21
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"I only got him when he makes me super mad and it's not even that hard!" is done of those magical things that a parent will say to justify spanking but also an offense theyd hit a kid over.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:23
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Can any of you pro-time out folks explain to me how sequestering your kid is going to teach them to not kidnap people? Seems like they'd tend to learn "false imprisonment is okay as long as I don't get caught" instead
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Jul 7, 2016 20:24
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Spanking is bad parenting by itself, but it's fine as a supplement to good parenting. When I was young it was basically the nuclear option. I was always pretty obedient so I don't think I was spanked more than five times or so, never past age 6. They just used one of those wooden paint stirrers, I doubt it really hurt that much physically. I think there are really two guidelines for corporal punishment: -It should be done with consideration, not in the heat of the moment. It's like a court sentence. -Its effectiveness should stem from the symbolism, not the actual physical pain.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:30
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Maoist Pussy posted:Can any of you pro-time out folks explain to me how sequestering your kid is going to teach them to not kidnap people? Seems like they'd tend to learn "false imprisonment is okay as long as I don't get caught" instead You're supposed to do "time-ins" now, where you talk to the kid about why their behavior is unacceptable and how they can control themselves. It's better because the kid actually learns coping strategies instead of just stewing over how unfair the grownups are being.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:31
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hey guys remember the simpsons? its still on tv
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Jul 7, 2016 20:35
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Pththya-lyi posted:You're supposed to do "time-ins" now, where you talk to the kid about why their behavior is unacceptable and how they can control themselves. It's better because the kid actually learns coping strategies instead of just stewing over how unfair the grownups are being. This sounds like a Swedish prison torture.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:41
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Jay Leno: So apparently kids can't today get spanked anymore for some reason. The preferred method is through talking and communication which leads to more well-adjusted people who can talk their problems out. Yeah, I know a group of people who do nothing but talk all day and get a lot accomplished. It's called CONGRESS (shakes his head and laughs in that Jay Leno way)
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Jul 7, 2016 20:43
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Maoist Pussy posted:This sounds like a Swedish prison torture. And Sweden has a lower recidivism rate than the US, so ...?
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Jul 7, 2016 20:44
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Pththya-lyi posted:You're supposed to do "time-ins" now, where you talk to the kid about why their behavior is unacceptable and how they can control themselves. It's better because the kid actually learns coping strategies instead of just stewing over how unfair the grownups are being. SO, anyway, how does this teach the kid that it isn't ok to kidnap and interrogate people, is what I want to know.
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Jul 7, 2016 20:44
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Maoist Pussy posted:SO, anyway, how does this teach the kid that it isn't ok to kidnap and interrogate people, is what I want to know. Because they're actually learning how to deal with the emotions that are causing them to act out, and that their parents are there to help them. Now you answer my question
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Jul 7, 2016 20:48
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Maoist Pussy posted:Can any of you pro-time out folks explain to me how sequestering your kid is going to teach them to not kidnap people? Seems like they'd tend to learn "false imprisonment is okay as long as I don't get caught" instead The gently caress kind of time outs were you put in?
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Jul 7, 2016 20:52
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Pththya-lyi posted:Because they're actually learning how to deal with the emotions that are causing them to act out, and that their parents are there to help them. Spanking helps them learn that the world is shockingly painful and not there to help them, so spanking is a taste of what their world will feel like without their parents' wisdom and authority to shield them. Namaste. 
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Jul 7, 2016 20:55
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Maoist Pussy posted:SO, anyway, how does this teach the kid that it isn't ok to kidnap and interrogate people, is what I want to know. 
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Jul 7, 2016 20:56
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My dad beat the poo poo out of me and my sister as kids (and adolescents). We don't talk to him anymore and I have a lot of problems w/ authority. It worked out okay.
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Jul 7, 2016 21:05
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Who What Now posted:The gently caress kind of time outs were you put in? listen I think he's saying we can save untold billions by converting our prison system into nothing but those little electronic pads that beep when the kid isn't sitting on them https://www.amazon.com/Time-Out-Pad-HD015-Blue/dp/B001IMG5WG?ie=UTF8&ref_=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top
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Jul 7, 2016 21:05
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Has anyone done a study to see if there's a link between being pro child abuse and having a micro-penis? Because I have a feeling the correlation would be incredibly strong.
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Jul 7, 2016 21:12
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Maoist Pussy posted:Spanking helps them learn that the world is shockingly painful and not there to help them, so spanking is a taste of what their world will feel like without their parents' wisdom and authority to shield them. Thank you, and I feel very sad for you. Good day
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Jul 7, 2016 21:14
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i will punish my children by making them watch old black and white movies that they cant even relate to because all the technology featured within is obsolete
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Jul 7, 2016 21:20
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also i predict language will have changed so much listening to the characters speak will sound as foreign to them as middle english
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Jul 7, 2016 21:21
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:also i predict language will have changed so much listening to the characters speak will sound as foreign to them as middle english
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Jul 7, 2016 21:30
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I will punish my children by turning them into D&D posters.
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Jul 7, 2016 21:37
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i will punish my children by making them watch old black and white movies that they cant even relate to because all the technology featured within is obsolete I'm going to make mine sit through all my old favorite 100+ hour rpgs when they want to be watching some youtube jackass or bondage or wtf ever kids are into at that point. 
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Jul 7, 2016 21:40
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Yall need to learn Love & Logic. That's all.
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Jul 7, 2016 21:45
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I would post a link to it but then I'd be accused of Mangosteening it up again.
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Jul 7, 2016 21:47
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oh that's why you've been capitalizing it? lol
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Jul 7, 2016 21:48
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Pththya-lyi posted:You're supposed to do "time-ins" now, where you talk to the kid about why their behavior is unacceptable and how they can control themselves. It's better because the kid actually learns coping strategies instead of just stewing over how unfair the grownups are being. Lol that you think I'm also going to punish myself by having to talk to the little poo poo when I can just hit him a couple times with a belt and get better results.
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Spanking kids is for poor folk.
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