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Work; the thing we do in exchange for money. Sometimes work can be fun. Do you have fun at work? Sometimes work can be fulfilling. Is your job fulfilling? However, there is one thing that usually makes or breaks the enjoyment of your occupation; other people. Nine times out of ten the other people you meet at your job are terrible and suck any enjoyment out of the room. Is Cheryl from HR a bitch? How so? Is Greg always unreliable? How come? Did Pat screw you over to look good in front of the boss? Did you get revenge? Please share stories of how the grown, mature adults you work with can act like the most churlish of children and perhaps together we can come to a greater understanding of the human condition.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:02 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:37 |
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I am the boss of my office and I foster a crew with high morale and they better have my coffee made in the morning and my trash taken out at night. I have a swivel mount shotgun under my desk. No drama at all ( no women either).
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:09 |
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There's this guy who I told I was going for a job interview, and he immediately cracked a beer and congratulated me for getting the job. I never got called back so now I have to murder him
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:09 |
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First godamn post too
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:09 |
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I really really like and enjoy my job and I work with intelligent, driven and likable colleagues.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:10 |
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True story: an autistic guy played with his poo poo and made a fingerpaint masterpiece on his bedroom floor and I made a 70 year old lady clean it up
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:11 |
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Haha and guess what: I work from home as a retard masturbator
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:11 |
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I got promoted to management and hate it and wish I kept my old job. Humans are the worst. I should've became a pet groomer.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:12 |
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Kuato posted:I got promoted to management and hate it and wish I kept my old job. Humans are the worst. I should've became a pet groomer. Please elaborate, Kuato
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:16 |
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He's assistant manager at petco
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:19 |
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I wish I was assistant manager at petco
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:20 |
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drat thats a cool dog
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:20 |
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Do you really want to work at a place with "oops stations" for when animals come in and poo poo everywhere?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:21 |
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Here's my recent workplace drama. This is as bad as it gets around here, pretty nice place to workHR Person posted:REDACTED – it has come to our attention that on many occasions in the last few weeks, an employee has gone to one of our 4 refrigerators to grab his/her personal food only to discover that his/her food has been taken. On a few of these occasions, the food was half eaten and put back in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, this behavior does not support our REDACTED value of Integrity. Please respect your fellow colleagues and their property. Some poor sap posted:Sorry about that. Won’t do it again. Big BossMan posted:All-I find it unfortunate enough that REDACTED had to send this email in the first place. It is equally unfortunate that the response below was an attempt at a joke by someone who used a colleague’s computer when that colleague left their desk. That type of conduct is not permitted.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:24 |
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lmbo
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:25 |
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Mr. Wednesday posted:Here's my recent workplace drama. This is as bad as it gets around here, pretty nice place to work HAha congratulations on your job in Hell
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:29 |
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she called me a dick, i called her a oval office. Apparently one is worse than the other?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:30 |
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Minimalist Program posted:HAha congratulations on your job in Hell The main reason it's so nice is that all my teammates have moved elsewhere so noone gives a poo poo if I work from home 80% of the time
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:31 |
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I don't know, i don't really talk to anyone here. i guess some people don't like each other? Everyone in the department next to me talks poo poo about whatever person gets up and leaves almost immediately.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:32 |
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I tried to ask my supervisor a question today so I opened the white board in Lync and started drawing a picture of a cat asking the question and he shut down the whiteboard and I couldn't finish the picture.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:34 |
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My coworkers are annoying Feels good to vent
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:45 |
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Please share stories, soccer10
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:49 |
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we had one guy who was kind of a downer but he left so its all good. apart from cheryl and greg, and that bitch pat
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:51 |
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Something I've observed in every place I've worked is that the less that a tier of employees is getting paid and the less room for advancement there is in the position, the more bitchy and backstabby they will be toward each other. Real Housewives has nothing on call center hens.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 23:54 |
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At a previous job they "ran out of money" so they stopped paying everybody except for upper management - they didn't lay us off, they just wanted us to work for free. Fortunately the CEO was rich so we were all able to sue him for back pay.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:02 |
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loinburger posted:At a previous job they "ran out of money" so they stopped paying everybody except for upper management - they didn't lay us off, they just wanted us to work for free. Fortunately the CEO was rich so we were all able to sue him for back pay. Silicone Valley start up?
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:05 |
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Yup That was the first and probably the last startup I'll work for
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:06 |
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Did you at least get hammocks?
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:08 |
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I worked remotely, so yes
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:09 |
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Nice!
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:09 |
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All of the front-end developers had those standing desks, because they were health-conscious and masochistic
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:10 |
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I was gonna ask what you were trying to disrupt but I can only imagine it was something completely moronic
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:10 |
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We were going to be like Facebook, except with a focus on sports and no plan to monetize our poo poo
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:11 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I was gonna ask what you were trying to disrupt but I can only imagine it was something completely moronic Where do you work and what do you do, hector.
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:11 |
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What's the etiquette on cucking coworkers? This guy I work with keeps badgering me about boning his wife, but I've been putting it off because I don't want this to blow up in my face, and next thing I know I'm sitting in the conference room with HR. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:11 |
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im the guy who cleans out the closed quiznos for the copper wire
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:14 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Where do you work and what do you do, hector. Freelance videographer
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:14 |
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Healthy Nut Snack posted:What's the etiquette on cucking coworkers? This guy I work with keeps badgering me about boning his wife, but I've been putting it off because I don't want this to blow up in my face, and next thing I know I'm sitting in the conference room with HR. find a notary you dingus
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:15 |
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if he cared about you agreeing to bone his wife he would understand why you wanted it in writing and framed on your cubicle wall
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# ? Jul 7, 2016 00:16 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:37 |
Let me tell you about a certain coworker of mine named Ray, who was a dim witted, drunken rear end in a top hat from philly. -Claimed to have been to Spain, but he was hammered the entire time so he didn't remember any of it. -Claimed to be able to "sober up" by simply doing pushups and splashing his face with water. Later openly admitted to drinking in the morning before coming into to work. -Knocked over a couple filing cabinets by doing arm exercises off of them. When confronted with what he had done his response was "I thought that would happen, I shouldn't have supermaned it." -Randomly mentioned he threw out it his back loving a fat chick. -Stated that sometimes he thought he could see the future, but at the same time kind of doubted it because one time he crashed his bike into the side of a bus as it was making a corner. -Had another bike accident in which he ran over someone. The guy was hospitalized, but Ray said it only happened because the guy was a fag. -Would eat yogurt mixed with onion, garlic, and various spices . -Also thought the yogurt dish along with greek salads were appropriate car food. -Would loudly slurp down fruit punch from a gallon container, head tilted back, as you drove down the interstate. -Once ray was walking outside while the birds were singing. He loudly exclaimed. "shut up birds". The birds immediately silenced themselves and ray happily stated "I like obedient birds" . -Decided that urinating in an open field directly across from a shopping center, whilst standing next to a company vehicle complete with logo, was a wiser idea than waiting five minutes and using the restroom at the next jobsite. -Again refused to wait till arriving at jobsite to use restroom. Without prior warning he jumped out of the vehicle while waiting at a railroad crossing and ran to a nearby burger king. -Claimed he only wrecked his car, because after doing so many pushups the previous day, his arms were too tired to turn the wheel, -While waiting for security clearance inside a sky scrapper loading dock, Ray thought it would perfectly fine to talk about terrorism and that security wouldn't mind if he cracked open his hard boiled eggs on the edge of their desks.
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