grahf987 posted:

How the hell does lunch work for you people, how the hell do you deal with getting people to work after lunch, and how do meetings work as far a getting every rear end in a top hat to show up. The security alone for a bunch of rear end in a top hat all going for SubWay at 11:50, to get there early in a hilarious miscalculation of hubris, is disheartening. This is from a blue collar dude (well 50/50 IT and machine maintenance), and damned if some of you people don't have some the most daintiest of delicate of white collars. After lunch people gently caress off and get sleepy. Solution: eat only when you can. Takes care of lunch hour, nobody leaves nobody to worry about. There is always one rear end in a top hat who pretends not to hear an announcement or alarm for a meeting (me). Solution, cant, whole situation shuts down if you need an rear end chewing, pretty obvious. Ditch the AC, conversation, and ergonomic rear end warmers; blue collar does not care, woman or man, hell you do not even have to work that hard. You will still get the assholes but its easier to tune out a guy listening to oval office rock in a 80db warehouse then a keyboard click quiet office full of people trying to hold back coffee farts in a tornado of hate around the break area. Just kidding, im pissing in the wind with you guys while getting punched in the face by my company that they call family/