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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
one of my interns made a grab for my cock and i smashed his fuckin' fingers with a hammer.

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i was teaching my new interns how to play "hot boy" which is when i stick my hand in their mouths and chant "hot boy, hot boy!" and i guess they think that means it's okay to grab my poo poo.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i had to put him in the custodian closet til he stops crying. HR doesn't need to know about any of this. but I might get into even more trouble if they walk by and hear sobbing from the closet and his knuckles are all hosed. i don't want to explain the rules of Hot Boy to HR.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I was looking for a dentist and found one who calls his hygenists and office staff "my girls". Also he's the only male employee. Is this weird?

i'm used to calling any group of females my girls whether i know them or not. it's good to make people feel included.

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