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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Bape Culture posted:

More like Rick owns.

What's this rocks in a vagina story? I'm that fella from fantastic 4 and I'm just asking for a friend.

"There are two passages that have been deemed unsettling. In one, the star remembers discovering her younger sister had put several small rocks in her vagina after Dunham “carefully spread [it] open.” When she told her mother about the rocks, “my mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina,” Dunham wrote. “This was within the spectrum of things I did.”'

Dunham also wrote in her memoir that she “took to bribing her for her time and affection,” giving Grace “three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds” and that “anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying.”

Lena Dunham has denied any wrongdoing and said her sister is laughing about it. She also unleashed a tirade against the accusations on Twitter. "The right wing news story that I molested my little sister isn't just LOL- it's really... upsetting and disgusting," she wrote. "Usually this is stuff I can ignore but don't demean sufferers, don't twist my words."'

So, she never put anything in her sister's vagina, she was spreading it apart though. Also, their ages were 7 and 1 years old. It's gross but behavior that is considered normal for her age.

Waterbed Wendy fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Jul 7, 2016

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

What about all the other passages where she was considerably older.

I haven't heard about those, the pebbles in the vagina thing is the only thing that people talk about. Can you post some sources?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

City of Tampa posted:

imagine a male celebrity saying this poo poo

Idk, she gives no indication she was thinking about her sister while she was masturbating, nor was she touching her sister while doing it. Again, it's gross, but not in a molestery way. Maybe I'm just defending her because I grew up with two sisters and some of the stuff that happened was pretty awkward. Also, with my female cousins. When you are young and there are other young people around and you are developing mentally and physically sometimes things aren't handled properly by your brain. I also, 100% feel that a man saying similar things about their childhood would be just as gross, but normal.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

City of Tampa posted:

I dunno, if Justin Timberlake wrote a book where he described playing with his sister's vagina and then rubbing one out while her "sticky, muscly little body thrashed" in bed next to him it would pretty much end his career

You seem to be very passionate about this, but context is important.

  • At 7 years old, with no sexual purpose just child curiosity about her own and her sister's body, she pried her sister's labia apart. Her exploration of her sister's genitalia is not sexual, though I understand it's hard to divorce genital touching from sexuality keep in mind that this was at an age where such things are completely normal. At that age you have no idea what sex is, or what the purpose of a vagina is. It should have been up to her mother to explain to her that that is not appropriate using language that a seven year old can understand.

  • Then, in a later incident, she admits that she sometimes would masturbate with her sister sleeping next to her. Her comments on her sister's body don't seem sexual to me, just that it was there and moving around. Again, this happened when she was still a minor, albeit one who should know to take her solo congress to a bathroom, but it's like when I would masturbate when everyone was asleep around me at a sleepover. That is very anecdotal, I realize, but it seems pretty similar in my mind so...idk. Lena also has a way of being blase about her descriptions and perhaps not understanding how the language she uses can put suggestions into people's minds about what went on.

Though I don't particularly like how abrasive she can be, nor do I particularly enjoy the preachiness of Girls I cannot find a predatory red-flag or a concrete example of sexual molestation. Given my own childhood and the anecdotes I've gleaned from those both in my family and friends, maybe I am really just a:
  • child-molester
  • molestation-victim
  • molestation enabler

EDITed to MAKE it easier to read

Waterbed Wendy fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jul 7, 2016

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

City of Tampa posted:

whoa lookit that text brick




please see my newly edited post I have reformatted for your reading comfort.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

whoa gently caress that wall of text

Oh gaddemmit

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

BigFactory posted:

I don't read GBS much but are you guys usually just outright humorlessly hostile towards women? What's that all about?

Some women have the nerve to have flaws AND not be cute.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
:shrug:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

FrankieGoes posted:

How much gravel, in ounces, have you inserted into the vaginas of your relatives?

A good joke but I have some notes! Jeff Dunham didn't put anything into her sister's vagina, she just discovered the rocks inside. So, for a more accurate siccc burn you could say "How carefully do you pry apart your cousin's labia?"

Also, the passage you quoted was about the masturbation incident(s), not the gravel in the vagina incident though I'm sure you were just shocked that someone would admit that body exploration (sexual or not) is something that happened when they were a child and you got all confused. It's ok, we all make mistakes sometimes.

I'm glad your childhood was devoid of any and all awkward things and you understood social and physical boundaries from the womb, it explains so so much about your posting which is as salty as your mom's tits after a family reunion.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Maoist Pussy posted:

How carefully do you pry apart your sister's labia?

depends, are we at the beach or the quarry?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

FrankieGoes posted:

Yes. She said she didn't put them there. Only found them there. I'm sure there is zero chance that she lied.

I didn't quote that post because of which Dunham incident it was regarding, I quoted it because of your statements that make it seem likely that you have inserted various things into various orifices of your various relations. Hope the helps.

AHaha ur right, how are we sure she even has a sister? She is a liar and a baby laby handler!

I never put anything into anyone's vagina without their consent, also we were all over 18, officer. My older sister used to threaten to flash me her tits though because she knew I hated it. A neighborhood boy and I were best friends and were in the same class and sometimes we would play doctor and it got pretty NUDe. poo poo it's not looking good for me...

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

FrankieGoes posted:

Maybe you should share with us some of your vagina related escapades involving your sisters and cousins so that our questions are more relevent and don't require further clarification.

my vagina is not on trial here!!!

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

FrankieGoes posted:

You just don't remember what it was like to be a one year old. Pot of shoe does and it apparently involved cramming everything he could find into all possible holes both on himself and every available female relative.

what if i told you i was a girl?

what if i told you I was justin timberlake?

would it freak your mind?

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