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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Watched Tropic Thunder and Collateral tonight. He may be weird but man is he dedicated to his craft.

https://youtu.be/H8-P8sJNHk0

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

tom cruise sucks so bad

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

gently caress that deadeyed lunatic

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
Edge of Tomorrow is great but that might be Emily Blunt

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the nightstalker richard ramirez was also dedicated to his craft OP

and you didnt make a thread about him

you know why?

because youre a loving racist

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

hth posted:

the nightstalker richard ramirez was also dedicated to his craft OP

and you didnt make a thread about him

you know why?

because youre a loving racist

Harsh but a fair point.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

TC in Tropic Thunder was awkward and shoehorned, it was obvious he bought himself a 'look how unseriously I take myself, right guys?!?' role after a bunch of poo poo press.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Hell Yeah posted:

tom cruise sucks so bad

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

He's short.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them you can't lose.

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.
Cruise. Movies. Good.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Majority of his movies are pretty good. Dude knows how to pick roles.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
brad pitt is better.

Thunderbro
Sep 1, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKxtMGcvAY

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Mark my words, I will jam biscuits in that man's poor lil' rear end in a top hat

Eyeneedle
May 13, 2012
I too appreciate an actor who he is dedicated enough to force directors to shoehorn a 'sprints away from explosion' scene in every movie he does.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i saw com truise at the republic recently and while it was some certified good poo poo i have to admit it was strange to watch a large bearded man mash on an akai by himself for an hour.

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax

Wizard Master posted:

When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them you can't lose.

I give it 5 bags of popcorn.

AARO fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jul 7, 2016

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i respect him for his tireless efforts to spread LRH tech throughout the world

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i liked when he gunned people in collateral
bang ba ba bang bang he went

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
I've had gay sex with him so the rumors are true.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
just watched mission impossible rogue nation

it was pretty cool

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


like the one where he fights xenu

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
My favorite Tom Cruise story is from Adam Carolla when Mr. Cruise came to a Super Bowl party with his mom and they brought cupcakes. Then when a team scored Carolla did a touchdown dance where he simulated pooping out a football.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Tom is a good man

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Tom Cruise is at his best when he is what he is, (a gay movie star who is in a cult), and at his worst when he pretends to be what he wants us to think of him as, (a straight actor who is iin a totally legitimate religion).

I mean look at Magnolia, where he uses his own issues with his masculinity, and experiences with charismatic cult figures to put in a phenomenal performance.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Android Bicyclist posted:

My favorite Tom Cruise story is from Adam Carolla when Mr. Cruise came to a Super Bowl party with his mom and they brought cupcakes. Then when a team scored Carolla did a touchdown dance where he simulated pooping out a football.

lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i like that he keeps getting scifi films made

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Bees has finally gone "full retard"

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

ChrisHansen posted:

Bees has finally gone "full retard"

-There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt.....retarded. Like, really retarded.

-drat!

-In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb.

-To be a moron.

-Yeah!

-To be moronical.

-Exactly, to be a moron.

-An imbecile.

-Yeah!

-Like the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Cruise OK, so what

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think it is good when actors are completely loving nuts

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Him getting killed by Genesis in the first episode of Preacher was pretty LOL

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Tom Cruise is cool because he runs fast. every movie he has to run because
he's a good runner

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

He is ok and his movies are entertaining. Ok, bye.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
More like Tom Cruisin for a bruisin hahahaha

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i like his movies

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

lonelylikezoidberg posted:

Edge of Tomorrow is great but that might be Emily Blunt

They were both good in that along with Bill Paxton. IMO

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dreezy posted:

brad pitt is better.

He's good too. You should make a thread.

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