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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

This is the best thing

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Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
I thought Oblivion was really good :smith:

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

I thought Oblivion was really good :smith:

i saw it in a movie theater. it was cool. i watched it again on my tv a couple years later and it was.... still cool

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Tom Cruise makes great movies. His problem is that when he's not on the big screen he's strange as gently caress.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Strange is good

what the gently caress is the point of an actor if he's not strange

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Tom Cruise all-time greatest sprints!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJdMDvjfyQ0

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

AARO posted:

I give it 5 bags of popcorn.

i give this one five bags of popcorn and two bags of soda

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
If you're a fat chick, I guess he's short.

He's 5'7. I'm 5'7. I'd ditch the heels for him. He's hot as gently caress.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
I liked him as the proto pua in magnolia.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

I thought Oblivion was really good :smith:

You are correct, Oblivion is A Good Movie


also Tom Cruise is great because he runs HARD AS gently caress

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
No matter how many times I watch it I still can't get through Days of Thunder without weeping.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Dr Dracula posted:

the fact that kubrick, a man who couldn't do less than top tier life-affirmation if he tried, cast him in such a prominent role should be all anyone needs to know about whether cruise is talented

I like the story R. Lee Ermey told about how Stanley Kubrick confided in him that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman ruined his movie and turned it into a "piece of poo poo."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

I thought Oblivion was really good :smith:

looks good and has a great sound track

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I always thought Tom Cruise was a poo poo actor, but I finally got around to watching Eyes Wide Shut the other month and he was great in it. What gives????

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
watch collateral he's real good in that

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jose posted:

watch collateral he's real good in that

Movie rules

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i find his work teammate in oblivion unusually hot and i think its the accent

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
He's also really good in Interview with the Vampire. He runs circles around Brad Pitt in that movie.

Brad Pitt got good later but he really didn't start out that way IMO. Tom's always been good. Fuckin' Risky Business, man.

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely
Cruise is good in his movies as long as I can pretend he doesn't exist in real life. 'Cause in real life he's an adult who thinks we're all crawling with dead space alien cooties, and that's just not cool, Tom.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Cnut the Great posted:

Brad Pitt got good later but he really didn't start out that way IMO.

You've obviously never seen kalifornia. :colbert:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i had a thread like this a long time ago, op. let's just say that you and i are simpatico: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712437

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
jack reacher was a bit poo poo tbh then rosamund pike leaned against a table

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Hell Yeah posted:

tom cruise sucks so bad

lol look at this fuckman. perhaps he should suck on some wiener.

Tom Cruise is a good actorman. There's only a few absolute poo poo movies he's been in and they're usually because he helmed them.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

setafd posted:

Tom Cruise is cool because he runs fast. every movie he has to run because
he's a good runner

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I'll literally watch any movie with cruise in it

He doesn't half rear end poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
tom cruise is literally going to die trying to please you, the audience

isn't that enough for you vultures???

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Profondo Rosso posted:

I always thought Tom Cruise was a poo poo actor, but I finally got around to watching Eyes Wide Shut the other month and he was great in it. What gives????


you were misinformed. He's seriously frickin talented

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
and he runs hard. as. gently caress.

NeoHentaiMaster
Jul 13, 2004
More well adjusted then you'd think.
Tom Cruise is a good actor, but a terrible person. He is like the anti Vin Diesel

Ofecks
May 4, 2009

A portly feline wizard waddles forth, muttering something about conjured food.

Someone post the oprah gif, you know the one.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wizard Master posted:

When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them you can't lose.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bacicot posted:

i give this one five bags of popcorn and two bags of soda

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Tom Cruise does his own stunts. He's also handsome. And a good actor.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I watched that documentary on HBO about Scientology and it made me realize that John Travolta is being held hostage by the Church and Tom Cruise is a shitbag opportunist taking advantage of it just as much as they are of him.

They basically made a little resort for him where he's the theme.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey, guys!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
John Travolta could come out of the closet and the church wouldn't have the dirt on him anymore.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'd still bone 2016 Tom Cruise

I would respect his cock also

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Ofecks posted:

Someone post the oprah gif, you know the one.

Ofecks
May 4, 2009

A portly feline wizard waddles forth, muttering something about conjured food.

No, but that is good too. Well done.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm watching Oblivion right now thanks to this thread. Thanks op!

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