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I would highly recommend not getting creek water into your mouth while swimming. Other than nuclear green runs your farts will smell like rotting corpses and rotten eggs. May god have mercy on the soul of the next person who walks into my office unannounced.
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I hike up in the mountains all the drat time and my docs like YO DOG yOU GOT THAT GLACIER GUT? Nah. I bring my water in.
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Jul 7, 2016 07:59
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Liters at a time. Brought 5 out with my on a "short" 9 mile stint up mountains or some poo poo. Dragged my fam up with me, most of the water went to the silly Midwesterners. Don't drink from streams ya dummy.
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One time I was taking so much Nyquil my poop to come out an ashen grey & smelled like epoxy. I think my liver briefly failed.
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BaconCopter posted:Liters at a time. Bro don't you ever see that beautiful clear creek in the forest and just hop right in to cool off and maybe dive for some river rocks or to look at the fish and then maybe take in a few mouthfuls of water?
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Android Bicyclist posted:One time I was taking so much Nyquil my poop to come out an ashen grey & smelled like epoxy. I think my liver briefly failed. was it steaming?
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Jul 7, 2016 08:05
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It was fairly warm. At least body temperature.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Bro don't you ever see that beautiful clear creek in the forest and just hop right in to cool off and maybe dive for some river rocks or to look at the fish and then maybe take in a few mouthfuls of water? K. Good point. That blows.
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BaconCopter posted:I hike up in the mountains all the drat time and my docs like YO DOG yOU GOT THAT GLACIER GUT? This fairy little bitch goes to regular doctor appointments. Lol.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I would highly recommend not getting creek water into your mouth while swimming. Other than nuclear green runs your farts will smell like rotting corpses and rotten eggs. May god have mercy on the soul of the next person who walks into my office unannounced. sounds awesome
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:sounds awesome I just now let out another fart that would kill any man of weak constitution.
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Jul 7, 2016 08:32
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Isn't giardia that hot TV chef?
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ChrisHansen posted:Isn't giardia that hot TV chef? No that's Nigella. You are thinking of the Yankees player 
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I think he meant Giada, i.e. "The one that's all teeth & tits." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABxe66ti2KI
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Android Bicyclist posted:I think he meant Giada, i.e. "The one that's all teeth & tits." See above
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I'm old & slow and don't know how to preview posts. Also my liver may have failed again as I had to take Nyquil again & my poops are a foul miasma.
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Holy poo poo I got that once when fly fishing a stream near a beaver dam. Not thinking I put the leader in my mouth to tie on a new fly. 24,hrs later I was making GBS threads blood and at the ER wondering what the hell happened. 0/10 would not recommend.
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Tfw you realize you haven't peed in a few days because all the water is coming out your butt ITT we have giardia and/or food poisoning?
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King of Bees posted:Holy poo poo I got that once when fly fishing a stream near a beaver dam. Not thinking I put the leader in my mouth to tie on a new fly. 24,hrs later I was making GBS threads blood and at the ER wondering what the hell happened. 0/10 would not recommend. They don't call it beaver fever for nothing. Take heed around dams!
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Once I broke my digestive system by eating 3 plates of meat followed by 3 plates of desserts at an all you can eat buffet and for 3 days I was emitting the most foul-smelling , room-clearing sulphuric burps. The smell and taste of them coming up made me want to puke. It was disgusting. p.s. not fat
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Jul 7, 2016 12:52
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why you swimmin' in beaver water, op
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How does it feel to sit in a prison of your own design
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chippy posted:Once I broke my digestive system by eating 3 plates of meat followed by 3 plates of desserts at an all you can eat buffet and for 3 days I was emitting the most foul-smelling , room-clearing sulphuric burps. The smell and taste of them coming up made me want to puke. It was disgusting. I once had apparently weird fish on a flight and for days afterward got sulphur burps that made me want to die
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Jul 7, 2016 15:18
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Go to your doctor, get yourself some metronidazole OP or you know, create the world's worst Dutch oven
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Un chien andalou posted:They don't call it beaver fever for nothing. Take heed around dams! I usually have a different kind of "beaver fever" if you get my drift.
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Jul 7, 2016 15:24
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I farted on the couch the other day and it smelled terrible. I kept working on my engineer work for another 30 mintues or so before I got up to go take a piss and my rear end felt like it was covered in astro glide. So it turns out I poo poo my pants and didn't even know it for half an hour. Getting old sucks dick.
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King of Bees posted:Holy poo poo I got that once when fly fishing a stream near a beaver dam. Not thinking I put the leader in my mouth to tie on a new fly. 24,hrs later I was making GBS threads blood and at the ER wondering what the hell happened. 0/10 would not recommend. Shiiiit, I do this all the time.  Some day I am going to die? Also i dropped my snus in the river two days ago and just put it back in my mouth soaking wet without thinking and ive had mild diarrhea but i thought it was from eating at carrabba's
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Jul 7, 2016 15:33
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how is it that we survived for thousands of years just drinking up dank as poo poo river water from wherever but now we can't barely look at it without making GBS threads out our guts
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ElectricSheep posted:Go to your doctor, get yourself some metronidazole OP Also, don't drink alcohol on metronidazole. It says that on the bottle.
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Jul 7, 2016 15:40
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jeff smisek posted:Shiiiit, I do this all the time. If there's no beavers around you should be fine. Only happened to me once out of a zillion times and that was directly down stream from an active dam.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:how is it that we survived for thousands of years just drinking up dank as poo poo river water from wherever but now we can't barely look at it without making GBS threads out our guts We might have survived as a race but lots of people probably died from it.
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i had giardia in africa. it is pretty cool. your diarrhea comes out so fast and gassy it gets a head on it. toilet bowl looked like a big glass of guiness the pre gas bloating is the painful part. i remember having it ( i had it pretty much for two years straight) at a taxi station. i tried staying off in one corner. but after a few minutes it was so bad i was asked to move farther away c'est pas bon monseiur.
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i drink creek water all the time and im fine. sounds like you have a sandy vagina, OP
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now we're cooking with gas!!!
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:how is it that we survived for thousands of years just drinking up dank as poo poo river water from wherever but now we can't barely look at it without making GBS threads out our guts It's more an issue of shifting perceptions. People always got sick but back in the old days, when 10% of your village died from rancid water, that was considered OK and normal. You just invented some new religious stuff to explain it and ate some sort of plant concoction to ward off the evil spirits and called it good. Nowadays we're all pussies, though, and anything over 0% is unacceptable.
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i would be willing to bet that it was common knowledge back then to not drink still or slow moving water
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:sounds awesome yeah, not seeing a downside to weaponized farts
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i would be willing to bet that it was common knowledge back then to not drink still or slow moving water It was. Though they may not have known a lot of the underlying causes, premodern and early modern peoples, be they somewhere in Europe or anywhere else, knew that stuff like basic hygiene, some level of sanitation, and clean water were pretty useful. Also, I've gone swimming in lakes and freshwater a lot and have never gotten sick from it. sorry about your bad luck op.
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Lots of creeks and rivers were actually perfectly drinkable before the white man killed all the savages and started making GBS threads it all up
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