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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hello!

Microsoft have learned their lesson with the nazi teenager twitter bot, and now they've created a bot that is not very talkative, but very artistic.

http://www.projectmurphy.net
Add this bot on Skype and follow the instructions.

Basically, what it does is it creates an image based on a what if question. Unfortunately, it won't answer questions about Hitler or goatse directly, but you probably can phrase your questions slightly more cryptic to get the answer.


For example, let's see how Murphy envisions some completely hypothetical situations with some of the most influential people in the world.






Huh. And what about one of the least influential people in the world?



Looks about right, imo.

And to answer the question in the thread title...


Some tips and tricks:
- Simple questions like 'What if X were Y?' produce more predictable, and usually more seamless results, if that's what you want.
- If you want something more random, ask nonsensical questions.
- If you can't get any results, try rephrasing your question. Even capitalisation matters.
- If you ask a question about yourself (What if I...) you can upload any photo to use in the picture.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Jul 8, 2016

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I;m thinking about thos Beans

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

it's actually spelled 'mumphrey' :eng101:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

it's actually spelled 'mumphrey' :eng101:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

makes sense

gibb3h
Jul 15, 2014

This thread has potential :munch:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

gibb3h posted:

This thread has potential :munch:

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
This thing somehow managed to identify the loss pattern in some random comic.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jul 7, 2016

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

What is a skype

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Google what is a skype

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Oops.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Thank goodness it was just a hypothetical question.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
God drat these are gold.

I'm still not sure if this is fake or not. It can't be real. And yet it seems legit.

Def gonna try this out when I get home from work...

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

It's real, and pretty much instantaneous. Feel free to post questions and I am sure someone can run them through.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Murphy, show me a cool president!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Idiots in that other thread don't think computers can replace drivers and holy poo poo computers just took over photoshop.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
And then I saw his face...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING


Terrifying

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011




FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
What if a robot was a cop?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Stinky_Pete posted:

What if a robot was a cop?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The hell? 2spoopy4me.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

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