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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Germany and France play tonight to determine who will have the right to face Portugal in the final game of the tournament. The French have come from an impressive 5-2 walloping of brave Iceland while the Germans scraped by Italy in the worst penalty shootout in European history.

Hummels, Gomez and Khedira are all out for Germany while France will be missing nobody since they conveniently and definitely randomly had baby's first route to the final up until now.

I like the good German lads in this forum so France can get hosed plus then Platini (who is not allowed to attend this match, by the way) can cry and we can all laugh.

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

i heard the winner receives alsace-lorraine (or elzas-lotharingen if you want)?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




I remember the last time Germany played in France: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnW6GlFYY6U

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
Germans not even efficient enough to post a MDT, shameful.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
I predict a surprisingly strong start by Germany, who will take control of the pitch until England saves the day by storming in unexpectedly at the last second

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Germans cant even post a MDT not looking good for the boys in white.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Remember the last time Germany played the host country of a major soccer tournament in the semi finale?

In case history repeats itself you can compare the match to the Battle of Sedan.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I hope football is the winner tonight. Make goals not war. Peace.

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

lol @ the audience booing the Germans even before the start of the game

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIEEEEEEEEEEEE, LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVÉ!

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

For a moment I thought there were a bunch of spectators giving the Hitler salute, but then it turned out they were just holding out their phones to take photos/film the event

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

would valls use the 49.3 to overrule a french loss?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

i hope both teams lose

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
Strikers: Rommel and Guderian.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

lol @ neuer loving around with the matchball

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Hegay posted:

i hope both teams lose
But that would mean Portugal will win the Euros

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Sombrerotron posted:

But that would mean Portugal will win the Euros

Seems really good?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Love Germany me

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Bape Culture posted:

Love Germany me

wow what you said there... it's illegal in germany!!!

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
i hope they both lose

also, this game should be played at verdun

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

griezmann would've wanted to score there

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

that was pretty drat great from france

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Sombrerotron posted:

But that would mean Portugal will win the Euros

Seems like some big win to me.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hegay posted:

that was pretty drat great from france

Pretty good save from Neuer as well

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Griezmann more like wastemann

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Hegay posted:

that was pretty drat great from france

that whole passage of play :stare:

TheTrend
Feb 4, 2005
I have a descriminating toe

France is playing with their hair on fire in these opening mignonettes

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

grease-man isn't bad

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

EvilHawk posted:

Griezmann more like wastemann

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Based on the first few minutes, it looks like the French want to win this.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
it's staying home.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
i hope Gaymany gets their asses kicked

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009

jre posted:

that whole passage of play :stare:

Thr German defence was asleep.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

saucerman posted:

Thr German defence was asleep.

It's like they never left the showers.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

grease-man isn't bad

Yeah hes alright

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

mackintosh posted:

Based on the first few minutes, it looks like the French want to win this.

Ramadan is over so the French lads are full of energy again

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
Jesus christ what a start to the game, if this keeps up we're gonna get destroyed.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Hegay posted:

Ramadan is over so the French lads are full of energy again

This should also help out the Germans.

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

thomas uhhh düller?

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