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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

oldpainless posted:

William Howard Fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Wafflz posted:

You can eat until you are fatter than Taft so I guess that is a yes?

There is a great goon story that gets reposted in Golden Corral threads, maybe someone will post it.

I've seen it, it's about the fatties strategizing about min maxing the food intake.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0SigntobjE

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

notZaar posted:

I've seen it, it's about the fatties strategizing about min maxing the food intake.

Yeah that.

It's really long but also really funny. http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Shouldnt your presidents be making themselves less of a target for gunmen?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nutsngum posted:

Shouldnt your presidents be making themselves less of a target for gunmen?

Taft died in 1930, so I don't think it's really a problem for him these days.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

P-Mack posted:

I heard he slimmed down considerably after leaving the presidency, but it was too late for his legacy. Being both president and chief justice of the supreme court should have been the trivia answer he is remembered for, but instead he achieved immortality by being fat.

And was Speaker of the House! A perfect trifecta.

Edit: I have been wrong about this since high school. How have I believed this for 12 years and nobody corrected me!?

Speleothing fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jul 8, 2016

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

notZaar posted:

I've never been to a Golden Coral, is the food great?

No, but there's a lot of it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

General Dog posted:

No, but there's a lot of it

That's even better than the food being good

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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notZaar posted:

I've never been to a Golden Coral, is the food great?

They have a chocolate fountain with no guards keeping you away

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That's even better than the food being good

For once I agree with Hector!

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

notZaar posted:

I've never been to a Golden Coral, is the food great?

It depends. There is a lot of goupy stuff, the meat tends to be dry as gently caress, and the buffet often looks like a war zone. But you can put cheddar cheese sauce on your steamed broccoli (and everything else) and it's not like anything tastes terrible. I'd rate it 65 out of 100 and never go there if not for the fact that it's also free dinner theater. As it is I go once a year or so. If you are immunocompromised or easily grossed out by trashy people at the sty, I can't recommend it however

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Have we considered making WIlliam Howard Taft a mod?

edit: Or renaming that robomod thing to "William Howard Taft" and having it deliver justice in a William Howard Taft fashion?

Nolan Arenado fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jul 8, 2016

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i heard he was fat lol

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Did I mention taft fat? Hahabahahaba

Edit: He was tho. It is funny but I am also being serious.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Taft was fat but nowadays go outside and you'll see people just as fat or fatter within minutes.


What a world we live in.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There's at least 3 guys in any given office today fatter than Taft. We've really upped our game.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Don't look at me, I voted for Garfield

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Don't look at me, I voted for Garfield

so close to the 4 day work week

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

cool and good posted:

so close to the 4 day work week

The assassin's bullet had severe collateral damage.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Tricky D posted:

Probably quite a few on sunday afternoon

But did they have white piping on their vests? Big man Bill was styling, conservatively speaking.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
He really didn't want to be president. His wife essentially forced him to run.
He gained all that weight because he was depressed and stressed. He much rather enjoyed being a Supreme court justice.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Johnny Aztec posted:

He really didn't want to be president. His wife essentially forced him to run.
He gained all that weight because he was depressed and stressed. He much rather enjoyed being a Supreme court justice.

We were governed by a lake of fat.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

More like William Howard Taffy

hehe

It's because taffy is a sugary candy and Taft was fat.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Check this: Taft is an anagram of Fatt

He so fat he needs two Ts

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

More like William Howard Taffy

hehe

It's because taffy is a sugary candy and Taft was fat.

Please do not disrespect the president

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