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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

*puts it out on my toungue*

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

*puts it out on my toungue*

*Shoves mine up my rear end, smiles*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

*Shoves mine up my rear end, smiles*

* smiles back, begins making some hamburgers*

*spits on the ground*

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


dad gay. so what posted:

*lights up acigarette and smokes it*

Sorry sir, no smoking within 20 feet of this thread. You'll have to take it outside.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

* smiles back, begins making some hamburgers*

*spits on the ground*

*Chuckles begins rolling coal all around town*

(Secretly annoyed about lack of pickles)

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
*Sits in the middle of town with rear end in a top hat spread open*

Please! Please gently caress me! The world is going to end if no one fucks me!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jukeboxblues posted:

*Sits in the middle of town with rear end in a top hat spread open*

Please! Please gently caress me! The world is going to end if no one fucks me!

*Rolls coal up you rear end*

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

This thread blows still no loving donuts

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

King of Bees posted:

*Rolls coal up you rear end*

Yes! Thats it! Dont stop!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Doc Friday posted:

Sorry sir, no smoking within 20 feet of this thread. You'll have to take it outside.

You dont have PMs so i'm sending your secret role via this post. You are a Vampire.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Please be careful everypone theres a Vampire in our midst. Get your votes in

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*begins ringing the town vampire bell furiously*

VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE!!

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm the kid in the red coat wandering amidst the vampire bell chaos

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
half of all burgers at rays burger stand in fact who gives a poo poo, im getting the hell out of here. have you heard?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I'm the kid in the red coat wandering amidst the vampire bell chaos

lol

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You might all want to stop by Ocky Blue's veggie burger stand. Our veggie burgers are made with 100% chuck, whatever that is. Please visit if you are a vegetarian or are one of the many who have been poisoned at rays.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

You might all want to stop by Ocky Blue's veggie burger stand. Our veggie burgers are made with 100% chuck, whatever that is. Please visit if you are a vegetarian or are one of the many who have been poisoned at rays.

stay down *gestures towards the ground* down down

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I'm voting FOR the vampire :drac:

Vampire for mayor, please.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sorry I'm four hours late guys I'll just draw a card from the deck and work into it

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm willing to trade my Technicolor coat today for a burger on Tuesday

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

Sorry I'm four hours late guys I'll just draw a card from the deck and work into it

You have drawn a Frank Ocean card

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I'm willing to trade my Technicolor coat today for a burger on Tuesday

DMs, can we make this happen? ishould have some GP avalible by tuesday. holy crud i need to drop trough and let it rip

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Frank Ocean is the GOAT

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
woops, forgot about the vampirws. no thanks. i retract my last move, DM

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
goddammit is it too late to get in on this party

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Im still free if someone wants their dick sucked.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*wisps back into thread and lingers, whispering dark untruths*

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
*take silver dollar and melt into silver bullet*
*"Silver" dollar is a spray painted poker chip*
*Starts randomly shooting six guns like Yosemite Sam*

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
All those stays in the Leper colony really toughened up King of Bees holy Toledo!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

All those stays in the Leper colony really toughened up King of Bees holy Toledo!

It's like where Kiddo goes to train with Pai Mei.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*keeps an eye out for goblins*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm going to fight a bees nest to level up to fighting a stray dog!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Chik Fil A is closed on sunday I could really use a chicken sandwich

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



whoflungpoop posted:

Chik Fil A is closed on sunday I could really use a chicken sandwich

we have chicken sandwiches in the swamp!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Business Gorillas posted:

we have chicken sandwiches in the swamp!

a swamp AND a chicken sandwich? this really is the Lord's day

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



yeah come on into the swamp, this is not a death trap!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
please eat a hamburger. they are good for you

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

I had a waffle with peanut butter and honey on it sorry

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

psychokitty posted:

I had a waffle with peanut butter and honey on it sorry

*casts hunger*

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

psychokitty posted:

I had a waffle with peanut butter and honey on it sorry

No wonder your cat makes war upon you

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