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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

you just know a bunch of dumb children are going to walk out into traffic staring at their phones.

good i dont care

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Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

At some point someone is going to do something dumb with this and end up on Fox News, and it's going to be awesome.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

let's be real. there will be adults too

a little thinning of the herd isn't always a bad thing.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Op is a bit of a Clefairy if you catch my drift

I thought we were better than that, hector

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

did you really?

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Playing Pokemon GO while also driving a car is pretty kewl, it's basically Pokemon Snap 2

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i like how pokemon is marketed for children but the majority of players seem to be college age douchebags trying to grab at strings of nostalgia instead of bathing

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
really bothered that you haven't told us how you caught paul yet

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Putty posted:

i like how pokemon is marketed for children but the majority of players seem to be college age douchebags trying to grab at strings of nostalgia instead of bathing

it's cool how you can market exclusively to children now and still manage to attract customers who are voting age

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
does anyone even market anything to children anymore?

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

yes and it is terrible

watch a kids tv channel sometime

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I finally got this stupid thing running tonight and it told me there was a Zubat nearby. I decided that I might as well take a walk so I start looking. While I'm walking up a street with phone in hand I notice a very pretty girl in front on me. She's walking rather briskly because behind her is some scumbag in a hoody following her and filming her with his phone.
gently caress you Nintendo!
I didn't even find the stupid Zubat.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

are you sure he was filming her and not chasing a zubat?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
why dont u catch my dick between ur moms tonsils human being?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

Tuxedo Gin posted:

are you sure he was filming her and not chasing a zubat?

I would assume he meant himself.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

watch a kids tv channel sometime

I'll take your word for it

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Lodin posted:

I finally got this stupid thing running tonight and it told me there was a Zubat nearby. I decided that I might as well take a walk so I start looking. While I'm walking up a street with phone in hand I notice a very pretty girl in front on me. She's walking rather briskly because behind her is some scumbag in a hoody following her and filming her with his phone.
gently caress you Nintendo!
I didn't even find the stupid Zubat.

maybe she was teh Zubat

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Tuxedo Gin posted:

yes and it is terrible

watch a kids tv channel sometime

all the kids cartoons now are too self aware and shoehorn in adult innuendos so much without knowing why it was funny back in the day

then again i havent had cable since 2012

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the pokemon anime is immune because god forbid

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Putty posted:

all the kids cartoons now are too self aware and shoehorn in adult innuendos so much without knowing why it was funny back in the day

then again i havent had cable since 2012

the cartoons know why, because the people writing it remember

i was watching a cartoon with my niece and it was loving loaded with references and throwbacks to poo poo from my childhood that nobody under 25 would get at all. writes were obviously my age and reminiscing

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Has there been a goon who distracted drove his Geo into a power pole or old people yet

Seems like a thing that would happen

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Putty posted:


then again i havent had cable since 2012

I've never had cable in my life whats it like?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



lol people already want to gently caress the professor willow guy

https://www.buzzfeed.com/thechrishernandez/professor-willow-from-pokemon-go-is-dad-af-and-w-1lv0g?utm_term=.tx1B2vMWQ#.mv1DmPqWA

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

wow thats loving hilarious

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
30 year old manboy roaming the streets on a Saturday night catching Pokemon

hearing reports the most expensive pokemon, sonic the hedgehog, is located at the bottom of sydney harbour

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
im happy pokémon retards are dying en masse

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
this is a net gain

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/751658357048549376

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




Gotta catch em a- *falls off skateboard* *gets hit by an oncoming car*

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I can't wait for the news story where some dumbass claims to be playing this at a childs' playground acting all creepy around kids.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/NGameTheCube/status/751714520301604864

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/751687209254785024

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



somebody do the murdered girl serial killer photo.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

somebody do the murdered girl serial killer photo.
holy poo poo that just popped into my mind too

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

lol

pidgey

lol pokemon on a dead guy

did she poke it

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I aint played a pokerman game since i was 13 or 14 but i'll play the balls off this imo

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
None of this poo poo works in sleep mode. Someone market a backpack that's just a huge lithium battery.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Germstore posted:

None of this poo poo works in sleep mode. Someone market a backpack that's just a huge lithium battery.

without the safety circuit built in so when it discharges fully it just explodes and kills you

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The apps telling me there's a caterpie in my rear end can someone catch it for me

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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

paul, I choose you

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