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Hello, in this thread we get to go to the store and can buy just 3 items with the intention of loving with the cashier. There's a lot of different ways you can go with this. You could go really dark and buy a bag of candy and a couple other choice items. You can pick whatever store you want to go to. No limits but it has to be exactly 3 items from one store. I will start by using picture of the items in question that I would think would raise the eye brows of the cute girl behind the register at your local grocery store!
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:52 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:05 |
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A man, a plan, a canal. In a store in Panama.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:53 |
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um no I'm extremely shy and if I think any of my items are weird in combination I'll put it back and come back another day to get it~
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:53 |
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black beans, white beans, red beans
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:54 |
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Baby cough medicine Cigarettes Hungry Man dinner Alcohol Have only enough money to get three of these things. . . return the baby cough medicine.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:56 |
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A dozen eggs, a half-gallon of milk. Anything other than flour. poo poo, the clerk is gonna be wondering how we're gonna bake anything for years.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:56 |
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~~~ hOw To PhUcK uP dA gRoCeRy StOrEs ~~~
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:58 |
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Blistex posted:Baby cough medicine Replace the Hungry Man dinner with a GQ and you're really cooking with gas.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 03:59 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:00 |
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Enema bag 2 liter container of mountain dew code red Congratulations on your high school graduation card
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:02 |
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jesus christ nws that poo poo you rear end
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:04 |
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2 GUNS AND A BULLET
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:04 |
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A cast iron skillet Dish washing detergent Steel wool
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:05 |
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Salt Fish posted:A cast iron skillet You dense motherfucker!
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:05 |
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THREE condoms. Like who's gonna have sex 3 times in a night right?
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:06 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:THREE condoms. Like who's gonna have sex 3 times in a night right? me
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:12 |
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Let's get the obvious out of the way.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:13 |
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Blistex posted:You dense motherfucker! This guy never used a cast iron skillet before.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:14 |
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Salt Fish posted:A cast iron skillet Wow, you are deep into Project Mindfuck.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:14 |
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Graham cracker crust Cool Whip Rat Poison
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:16 |
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Eggs, cake mix, rat poison.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:16 |
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op's mom a funnel jumbo bag of reese's pieces
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:17 |
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Wait! How do we even know the cashier is going to gently caress these things with us?
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:23 |
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Vanilla ice cream Hershey's syrup Rainbow sprinkles
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:26 |
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pregnancy test wire coat hangers gauze
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:27 |
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Baby shoes Pregnancy test An abortion
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:30 |
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Garbage bags Zip ties "sorry for your loss" sympathy card
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:32 |
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two virgin mary candles and a box of hamburger helper
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45 |
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Smooth peanut butter Toilet paper soft
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45 |
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diapers lottery ticket stick of gum
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45 |
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frozen TGI fridays potato skins, frozen TGI fridays mozzarella sticks, and a TGI fridays gift card
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:45 |
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condoms, motor oil, watermelon. Never have the creepy smile leave your face.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:46 |
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really i feel like most of the pharmacy section is cheating, especially the things involving the rear end
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:46 |
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plan b lube aids test
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:47 |
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a rotisserie chicken, the largest possible bottle of garnier fructis, and a carton of marlboro reds. edit: marlboro red 100s
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:48 |
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3 grapes, but pay with a hundred dollar bill.
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:49 |
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frozen taquitos hot jamaican beef patties maxi padsw
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:49 |
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- Tent - Sleeping bag - Cooler gently caress you cashier, I'm not going camping at all!
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:49 |
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Lime Tonics posted:3 grapes, but pay with a hundred dollar bill. this guy gets it
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# ? Jul 9, 2016 04:49 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 14:05 |
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aids, i mean
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