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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Condoms, candy, copy of "Finding Nemo" on DVD

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Vodka
Tylenol
Sleeping Pills

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
A quart of neaplolitan ice cream and two pints of vanilla ice cream

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Tricky D posted:

A quart of neoplolitan ice cream and two pints of vanilla ice cream

You're a monster!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Tricky D is sculping an ice cream cock.

I guess now I have to as well.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

stuffed animal
chef knife
lube

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Milk, bread, and a prostitute.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
flour, eggs, milk

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

dsf posted:

flour, eggs, milk

I hope to see you hang for this

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



3 cheap chinese knockoffs of products they already sell in the store

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

A dildo, a larger dildo, then a hollow dildo that the previous two dildos will fit into.

Dildo

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Wedemeyer posted:

A dildo, a larger dildo, then a hollow dildo that the previous two dildos will fit into.

Dildo

The person at that counter has seen it all tho

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
a cucumber, lube, and a teletubbies dvd

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Romaine lettuce, pamesan cheese, and thousand island dressing

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
6' rope

stepladder

Tiger Beat

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
some kids at work the other bought duct tape and two cans of shaving cream

normally i couldn't care less what a customer buys, but they were real young and it was like 7:45 on a sunday so i had to ask them why they were buying that stuff

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

Outpost22 posted:

some kids at work the other bought duct tape and two cans of shaving cream

normally i couldn't care less what a customer buys, but they were real young and it was like 7:45 on a sunday so i had to ask them why they were buying that stuff

well dont leave us hanging

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
A noble thread indeed.

Say Nothing posted:

Let's get the obvious out of the way.







gently caress you it's:







Times 10

(The Anti Gravity Leakguard Braid makes it the superior product for men tbh).

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
a whole big barrel of BUTTS LOL!!!!!

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Lime Tonics posted:

3 grapes, but pay with a hundred dollar bill.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
  • 1 can cat food
  • 1 bic lighter
  • 1 shaker of oregano

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
Big block of cheddar cheese
Wheel of Swiss cheese
A plunger

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Myron Baloney posted:

Big block of cheddar cheese
Wheel of Swiss cheese
A plunger

Any idiot can tell that the plunger going to be for your rear end in a top hat.

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
Roll of plastic or a tarp.
A case of bleach.
Biggest knife in the store.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Not three items but years ago I went to Trader Joes and bought a bottle of wine and one of those giant English cucumbers.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

eyeglass repair kit
joel osteen book
balloons

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

construction paper
Elmer's glue
elbow macaroni

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
light bulb
vaseline
pliers

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
3 ten year old 4chan thread ideas, besides this one.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Good cut of steak
Grilling tongs
Ketchup

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
butter, butter and butter

cashier: *thinks* WTF this dude only buying butter??? and so much......

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Hair product for black men
Tanning oil
Copy of Montel Williams' self help book

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
My favorite anime blu ray.
A body pillow.
A flesh light.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost






Mumble, "She done me wrong".

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
3 36 packs of cheap eggs

be a 15 year old boy at 9 PM on a saturday

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



:same:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

dsf posted:

butter, butter and butter

cashier: *thinks* WTF this dude only buying butter??? and so much......

Whenever the Land o Lakes goes on sale I see women buying shipping carts full of it. They usually look like housewife types. Like, it's hard to find any left after a half day of the sale. I don't know what they're doing with all that butter.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Stay Free brand Maxipads
Tampon brand tampons
Fireplace brand fireplace log

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

Dove chocolate, a Nora Roberts novel and a box of red wine.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mountain Dew, a copy of DOTA 2, a box of condoms.

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