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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


satanic splash-back posted:

black beans, white beans, red beans

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Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
a loaf of bread
a container of milk
and a stick of butter

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a box of condoms, panty shields, and one, no, make it two disposable enemas

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Retail Slave posted:

Condoms, candy, copy of "Finding Nemo" on DVD
everyone always goes for the condoms and not the large shovel

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere
Sushi
Box of KIND bars
30 pack of Natural Light

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Nick Rivers posted:

a loaf of bread
a container of milk
and a stick of butter

:golfclap:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Vasoline
6-pack of Heineken
Season 1 of Punky Brewster on DVD

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy






logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
aids removal cream
bread
abortion kit

astronautism
Oct 3, 2002




Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Plan B
Regular lube
Astroglide

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
- a very large box of firewood with a damaged and illegible bar code
- a store-brand item from a different store that is leaking
- a bottle of wine I saw but couldn't reach. could you send somebody to grab it? it's a cabernet savignon, the rafsher max shadodaday

and since it's only three items i can go through the express lane yayyyyy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nick Rivers posted:

a loaf of bread
a container of milk
and a stick of butter

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.




Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Abortion pills
Duct tape
Plunger

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.




Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something


Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.




King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k




King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k




Willias
Sep 3, 2008
condoms
bottle of vaseline
tube of preparation H

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A decade ago when I worked retail a homeless came in and bought a 2 pack summers eve and a 40 of old english. I still have a copy of the reciept in a frame.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Axe, bleach, and stove top stuffing

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
Qur'an
Matches
Bacon

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Large bottle of pure grain alcohol
Pack of dish cloths or cotton wool
1 disposable lighter

Buy these with a snarling face.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend


Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

3 cases of beer and some baby food, but put the baby food back after you check your wallet

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Doughnuts
Doughnut holes
Glue

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
Half a dozen cans of cat food
Four of those little sugar-free, fat-free flavored yogurts
Single liter bottle of water

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Salt Fish posted:

A cast iron skillet
Dish washing detergent
Steel wool

You misread the thread title friend

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

dsf posted:

butter, butter and butter

cashier: *thinks* WTF this dude only buying butter??? and so much......

Take two packs of butter to the counter, wait until the cashier is ringing it up then say "drat, I forgot something. Can you hang on? I'll only be a moment." Then run off and come back with the third pack of butter.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Whole chicken
Bee Gees album
Potting soil

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


walk in with a limp.





EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Donald Trump autobiography

Mrs. Butterworth syrup bottle

Hammer

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

walk in with a limp.







The cashier (cute girl) will be very confused as to why you need latex glove to make a cheese set!! :twisted: haha

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Also try these three wacky items on for size next time you are at the super market OP...

1. Probation
2. Ban
3. Permaban

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

A Fella Could Have A Pretty Good Weekend In Vegas With All That Stuff.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bag of ammonium fertiliser
Box of hunting rifle ammo
Map of Washington D.C.


I have another idea but it only works for girls.

Pack of condoms
Safety pins
Pregnancy tests

have fun lady goons.

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Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Hacksaw, tarp, and a bag of quicklime.

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