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8 track betamax posted:3. Book titled "How to put a cucumber into your butt....for dum-dums!" Can I have my copy back, already? You've had it for months now. 
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Jul 10, 2016 14:36
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an apple an orange and a single baby banana placed on the counter in the formation of a penis
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Jul 10, 2016 14:42
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Jul 10, 2016 14:53
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A small black child. A autographed picture of Richard Simmons with the signature written in chalk. A copy of Ricky Jay's Cards As Weapons.
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Jul 10, 2016 15:05
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Jul 10, 2016 15:34
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-carton of whipped cream N2O cartridges -cartridge operated sports air inflator -Jumbo balloons not really going to gently caress with the cashier, I mean I guess you could wink at them and they might get a giggle, but then you go home and the real fun starts
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Jul 10, 2016 15:35
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Copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People Mesh tank top Rollerblades
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Jul 10, 2016 15:39
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King of Bees posted:Copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People I don't want to steal the thunder of a guy that died 60+ years ago but just say their name, bitch. People love to hear comments tailor made for them.
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Jul 10, 2016 15:42
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The Sphinxster posted:I don't want to steal the thunder of a guy that died 60+ years ago but just say their name, bitch. Didn't he change his name to get on the Carnegie brand for book sales?
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Well I don't know King of Bees. I definitely get the feeling that if he was one of the US Steel Carnegies he wouldn't need to write some dumb book.
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Jul 10, 2016 15:49
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King of Bees posted:Didn't he change his name to get on the Carnegie brand for book sales? I'm changing my name to Freddy Mercury and I'm going to put on this mesh tank top and do some rollerblading
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cashier's daughter cashier's wallet cashier's car keys according to barcode law, if you something has a barcode in a shop and it gets scanned then they have to sell it to you at the scanned price or cheaper, so go get some barcodes, carefully peel them off or cut them off the packaging and stick them to the cashier's stuff and they have to sell it to you at a biiiig discount HaPpY H@XXInG
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Jul 10, 2016 16:16
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Jul 10, 2016 17:09
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One time I actually went to a cashier at a Wal Mart with: Mitt Romney mask Pitchfork Energy drink The guy got all pissy and told me that it was Obama who was actually the devil. This person worked at walmart mind you. 
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Jul 10, 2016 17:12
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Clown Suit bag of living gold fish (seriously, some wal marts sell fish and it's hosed up) Ball peen hammer
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#1 pig #2 pig #4 pig The twist: they've got a special, 4 pigs for the price of 3.
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Jul 10, 2016 18:11
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buy three laundry baskets but ones that are just big enough that they knock over some candy at the checkout then say at least it'll give you something to do then play pokemongo with your Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge+ BeatsAudio Edition
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Jul 10, 2016 19:38
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The Grimace posted:this is accurate. also, I'm required to ask "did you find everything you were shopping for today," but if the answer is anything other than "yes," I hate you. I knew it!
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Jul 10, 2016 21:29
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Just lol if you think the cashier actually pays attention to what the gently caress you're buying. My brother was waiting in line in the bottle shop (booze outlet) the other day and the cashier had gone into complete auto mode and when he finished serving the guy at the front of the line instead of saying "Would you like a receipt?" he said "Would you like to go to the toilet?" and then turned bright red as the customer went  and my brother laughed his rear end off.
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Jul 10, 2016 21:39
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Black shoe polish You can get all of these at Walmart
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Jul 10, 2016 22:45
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a banana Vanilla ice cream Chocolate syrup And when the cashier asks if you're going to be making a banana split say you don't know what that is and you feel very uncomfortable that they asked you such a thing
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Jul 10, 2016 23:14
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Celluloid Sam posted:a banana whoah! i like your new av better
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:whoah! i like your new av better it always makes me hungry. wanna eat that car.
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