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They let a fat dude at work go looking for a pokemon during a slow spell and he walked at least a quarter mile away. That guy must loving inject sugar to stay as big as he is.
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I installed the game on my phone and immediately caught a Pokeman in my bedroom. I then turned off my phone because that's as far as I'm willing to go.
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Jul 10, 2016 15:45
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millennials need a goddamn app to go outside and walk around?
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spud posted:No....it's so Nintendo can learn the location of all children and stunted manchildren over a given period of time, and then act on that. They are really biding their time on this one. They've had that information for a while
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Three-Phase posted:Are the spawn locations limited? So you're not having these things in the middle of a military base or an airport or something like that? I'm working around military bases/the middle of nowhere right now and I can confirm there are no Pokemen around until I'm back in the city, but I did catch a sandshrew in the airport on my way out here so they are there
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Jul 10, 2016 15:52
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yes, op, nintendo have been trying this for ages with all kinds of poo poo, from not putting a backlight in the gba, to wii fit, to doing the whole street pass thing with the 3ds miamoto has literally said he feels at least partially responsible for how fat video game people are he feels lovely about it
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Jul 10, 2016 16:00
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nintendo gamers seem more well adjusted than most Miyamoto can relax a bit
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Jul 10, 2016 16:04
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The Grimace posted:millenials are fat as gently caress, so this is a net win ive just seen aging 20-somethings playing pokemon go no children, no neckbeards, as they never go more than 30 feet from their house which means u cant catch pokemon also where i live there are no ingress checkpoints or whatever. theres about 30 within walking distance from one of the college campuses so im guessing the one person who played ingress here was living in that dorm
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Jul 10, 2016 16:06
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All the "gyms" in my area are inside churches; coincidence? It's really just a way to get our hedonistic wayward youth back into the Lord's house, imo.
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Jul 10, 2016 16:07
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Tinder is way to get millenials outside and have sex with each other
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Jul 10, 2016 16:08
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safetyStanddown posted:All the "gyms" in my area are inside churches; coincidence? I'm p sure it's a plot to get our hedonistic wayward youth back into houses of worship. the keywords for gyms are 'significant places, spiritually, culturally, etc' so yeah a shitload of churches and old memorials are going to pop up as gyms the problem is it required someone to put it down as a location in the first place
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Jul 10, 2016 16:10
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Pokémon won't laugh at my tiny baby dick tho Except ghastly, he's a piece of poo poo
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Jul 10, 2016 16:12
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Alhamdul'illah, imo, and also ma'shallah
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Jul 10, 2016 16:13
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Where can I find rare Pokémon?
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Jul 10, 2016 16:18
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smdh if you're an adult and you play this poo poo
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Jul 10, 2016 16:20
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vyst posted:smdh if you're an adult and you play this poo poo this isn't a rebuttal, I just really like this image 
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Jul 10, 2016 16:29
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. You're right Nintendo made this game in order to get millennials to go outside, the micro payments are just an irrelevant add-on.
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Jul 10, 2016 16:50
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Well my brother and his shy anti-social kid are out playing this now so that's good. 
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Jul 10, 2016 17:00
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Let's go break into their houses while they're gone and steal their Cheetos and whatever else fat fucks eat
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Jul 10, 2016 17:03
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theres a high profile gym right outside my house and i keep seeing dumbasses walk into one another good game and i didnt even play it
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Jul 10, 2016 17:15
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Weird, people in real life tend to think this is pretty cool, while internet people seem to be angry buttholes about it
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Jul 10, 2016 17:21
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Him posted:Let's go break into their houses while they're gone and steal their Cheetos and whatever else fat fucks eat I'm rolling with this dude
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Jul 10, 2016 17:25
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jackyl posted:millennials need a goddamn app to go outside and walk around
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Jul 10, 2016 17:56
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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:Weird, people in real life tend to think this is pretty cool, while internet people seem to be angry buttholes about it
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Jul 10, 2016 18:05
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Lush said it best, "Pokémon Go'n kill myself."
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Jul 10, 2016 18:11
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this game ruels I put it on my phone andthen I went outside and I caught: scutterflit halfsie poolyah tridimiento alan greenspan
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Jul 10, 2016 18:12
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oh no something's getting popular, quick start making GBS threads on everything and everyone associated with it i mean that completely unironically and without a hint of sarcasm.
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Jul 10, 2016 18:16
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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:Weird, people in real life tend to think this is pretty cool, while internet people seem to be angry buttholes about it i think its more that it's very pedestrian
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Jul 10, 2016 19:23
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Ugg, I have to walk a block away for the Pokémon store. Which the store is a road sign and further away is my neighborhood mormon church Pokémon shop.
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Jul 10, 2016 19:26
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I work door at a bar on weekends and like 10 people came in last night at 1am cause there was a 'cypher' or something inside. I checked their id's and said I would let them in but they better loving buy at least one drink each. They all did as I watched them.
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Jul 10, 2016 19:41
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https://twitter.com/gablandicho/status/750610397628030976
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Jul 10, 2016 19:44
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I have no respect for anyone over the age of 10 who still plays games made for people under 10 kill ur famil
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Jul 10, 2016 19:46
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I mean this is basically the same thing as bronies. Stunted 'adults' latching onto childish poo poo to make them feel warm inside. Just like bronies, pokenerds point to other pokenerds as evidence that it's totally normal to obsess over cartoons marketed to pre-teens.
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Jul 10, 2016 19:49
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Sound posted:I have no respect for anyone over the age of 10 who still plays games made for people under 10 Same
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Jul 10, 2016 19:57
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Seriously what is the point of Pokemon GO? It's just walk around town and hope to find pokemon to do what with? Nothing worthwhile. It's a loving trick game to make Nintendo relevant again and to trick the millennials to go outside and walk around and poo poo. what the gently caress is pokemon?
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Jul 10, 2016 19:59
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Sound posted:I have no respect for anyone over the age of 10 who still plays games made for people under 10 My eleven year old daughter thinks it's fun. So can we get a little "flex" on the age range?
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Jul 10, 2016 20:05
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spud posted:No....it's so Nintendo can learn the location of all children and stunted manchildren over a given period of time, and then act on that. if you read the privacy policy there's a part where they say "there's no way to use the information we collect to build a profile on you.. unless we combine each different set of information"
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Lol look at how angry these goons are about this, a game that encourages you to go outside and go places
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