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Op is Larry David in curb
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you mean he flipped you off right OP
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Jul 11, 2016 06:47
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op what the gently caress seriously
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Jul 11, 2016 07:21
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i accidentally cut someone off once and he honked and gave me the finger and then i felt like an idiot but i certainly did not start getting mad and follow him and then bitch out from the inevitable confrontation
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Jul 11, 2016 07:22
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goons are the funniest loving people i swear
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Jul 11, 2016 07:22
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Good thing his kids were there or else you would be dead.
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Jul 11, 2016 07:42
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I got some fuckhead named Bill from the transportation company full of morons to park in traffic and try to start a fight. I drove off and emailed a complaint to the company he worked for.
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Jul 11, 2016 07:46
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Peebla posted:Don't say flicked off please it sounds dumb and makes me angry and want to pow pow Yes. You flick a Bic, not a finger. When I was a kid my sister's friend Tracy helped me remember this with a little rhyme "flick your Bic then kick Nick in the dick". Nick was a kid I didn't like. Maybe this will help you remember .
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Jul 11, 2016 08:23
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Cantaloupe posted:he wanted to gently caress you OP, how do you not know what pow pow means
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Jul 11, 2016 12:05
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I want to pow pow
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Jul 11, 2016 12:06
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first rule of almost got into a road rage induced fight with a Mexican guy club is don't talk about almost got into a road rage induced fight with a Mexican guy club
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Jul 11, 2016 12:09
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OP is a baby back bitch. Vote Trump and he will take care of the Mexican for you since you can't do it yourself OP 
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Jul 11, 2016 12:29
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I got challenged to a streetside brawl earlier when I gave somebody the finger too OP. I think what I'm gonna take from this is if you want to fight someone give them the finger; and don't give them the finger unless you do.
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Jul 11, 2016 12:30
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Once someone cut me off so I tapped my breaks to allow him in and then moved on with my life.
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Jul 11, 2016 13:21
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criscodisco posted:Yes. You flick a Bic, not a finger. When I was a kid my sister's friend Tracy helped me remember this with a little rhyme "flick your Bic then kick Nick in the dick". Nick was a kid I didn't like. I'm Nick. Fight me dude. Lets pow pow.
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Jul 11, 2016 13:41
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OP you were given a chance to both: be the bigger, calmer mind (something society needs more of) and later demonstrate your fighting prowess (an act we all crave but rarely get to indulge in) and you squandered both opportunities because you're a puffed up coward. I sincerely hope for your own sake that op is a copy paste.
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Jul 11, 2016 13:54
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you won this time OP
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Jul 11, 2016 13:58
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm Nick. That's fine, but I've been practicing my dick kicking for years now. Edit: sorry I got everyone to start calling you "dick neck" in high school, that was uncalled for and I feel bad.
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Jul 11, 2016 14:04
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Away all Goats posted:when he got out of his car you should have run him over. way to gently caress up your first car fight OP this the first one to leave the 3000 pound death machine loses
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Jul 11, 2016 14:12
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Away all Goats posted:when he got out of his car you should have run him over. way to gently caress up your first car fight OP Too bad someone would probably Witness Him.
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Jul 11, 2016 14:35
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daaaaaaaamn that's an apt custom title you've got there OP
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Jul 11, 2016 14:37
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Last week I wasn't paying attention and nearly rear-ended a car, only just managing to brake just in time. The driver was a middle-aged indian man, he got out of his car really angry like he wanted a fight but I was just like 'sorry i scared you there, that was some bad driving on my part', he lowered his fists and gave me a brief lecture on driving being a great personal responsibility, wherein every moment I have an obligation to others on the road and to my family, who would surely be disappointed in my negligence. I realised I was in the wrong so swallowed my pride and resisted my natural australian instincts, which normally compel me to smash both cunts and minorities (this man representing both).
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Jul 11, 2016 14:54
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should have threatened his children, op
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Jul 11, 2016 15:02
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once i got into a fight but i actually threw blows, or pow pows i lost because it was not a premature ejaculation of combat, i took the man on and lost. but i am a winner compared to tony homo, as are we all
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Jul 11, 2016 15:08
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Tony Homo posted:I can only feel good that he asked me to shake his hands. At least you walked out of there with your gay fag handy champ wrists in tact.
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Jul 11, 2016 15:13
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Kashuno posted:OP is a baby back bitch. Vote Trump and he will take care of the Mexican for you since you can't do it yourself OP Keep the Mexican, deport the OP.
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Jul 11, 2016 16:05
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Some dude in a pickup was tailgating me so I gave him the finger, and he started swerving and generally driving like an rear end in a top hat until we both got to a light. I called out "hey you fat sack of poo poo, pull over so i can beat the poo poo out of you" (which was really not the most original but it got my point across) and he just stared at me with this frozen half-smile and no words came out, probably because he didn't realize loving around with someone on the road might make them angry enough to punch you repeatedly, and if you are indeed a 35-year-old fat sack of poo poo then that may not be the brightest idea. Then I made the universal finger-curling gesture for "come get some" and pulled into a Panera parking lot but he just stared at me as he drove away like a pussy with that same poo poo-eating expression. OP, do you drive a 2005-ish Tacoma with peeling paint?
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Jul 11, 2016 16:28
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You accidentally cut him off because you were trying to catch a Pokemon, weren't you?
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Jul 11, 2016 17:48
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I want to pow pow
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Jul 11, 2016 17:51
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I've only had one guy motion for me to pull over and he was some swarthy brown in a windowless van, and I am a dainty child also with no criminal record so I just flipped him off and kept driving he was at fault tho cause I pay attention, unlike the op here if I cut someone off it's intentional
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Jul 11, 2016 17:57
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one time I had a guy pull up next to me and start screaming and trying to spit on me (over some lady in the passenger seat) and I just rolled up the window and laughed at him. I never figured out why he was so mad, the woman he was spitting on/over looked really sad though
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Jul 11, 2016 18:07
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I once almost got mugged but I talked the guy out of it and he said sorry.
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Jul 11, 2016 18:07
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I once had to merge at high speed in heavy highway congestion, and wound up cutting a man off. He worked his way alongside us, flicked us off, then pulled a knife out from under his driver seat and pointed it at us, the knife was still in it's sheath.
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Jul 11, 2016 18:18
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dont pull over for road rage unless youre prepared to kill or die for example , im feeling like committing barbarism against the op for his craven idiocy, i could totally go for swome road rage rn
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Jul 11, 2016 19:28
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One time I changed lanes to pass at the exact same time as the guy behind me so he flickde me off and rode my rear bumper for a while. He did it again when I kept spraying washer fluid but idk why he'd be so mad? Maybe he's telling me I'm #1 at driving
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Jul 11, 2016 19:50
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PXJ800 posted:Some dude in a pickup was tailgating me so I gave him the finger, and he started swerving and generally driving like an rear end in a top hat until we both got to a light. I called out "hey you fat sack of poo poo, pull over so i can beat the poo poo out of you" (which was really not the most original but it got my point across) and he just stared at me with this frozen half-smile and no words came out, probably because he didn't realize loving around with someone on the road might make them angry enough to punch you repeatedly, and if you are indeed a 35-year-old fat sack of poo poo then that may not be the brightest idea. Then I made the universal finger-curling gesture for "come get some" and pulled into a Panera parking lot but he just stared at me as he drove away like a pussy with that same poo poo-eating expression. look at this tough guy here, i wouldn't mess with him, he's tough.
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Jul 11, 2016 19:53
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Who wants to pow wow.
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Jul 11, 2016 20:09
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*gets tattoo on chest saying 2016: I want to pow wow and posts about it in GBS*
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Jul 11, 2016 20:09
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Minimalist Program posted:*gets tattoo on chest saying 2016: I want to pow wow and posts about it in GBS* Mothercucker I post in gbs
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Cut someone off then pull over to fight them? That's a brilliant way to get shot, OP. not even kidding
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