UFC 200 Aftermath/FAQ for Newbies: Welcome to MMA, Please Mind the Mess

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dear new UFC fans, a man named John Lineker fights on Wednesday. He is rad as hell.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 18:28

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Awesome job from BlueDeanie, as usual.

Just wanted to throw in, as a long-time Diego fan, that 2 of my most fave Nightmare fights are:

vs Karo Parisyan

vs Nick Diaz (Side note, Nick threw a shoe at Diego backstage)

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 01:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 01:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Great work, Bluedeanie

I do just want to add that not only was Blatnick a great judge, he was also an early UFC commentator and commissioner and he helped develop the unified rules.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 13:21

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Xtanstic posted:

Watching his entire MMA career in chronological order blew my mind and is how I got hooked on the UFC. It's amazing to see him go from a showy fighter in some random Canadian league to him exerting his will on the division during the later stages of his career.

Sadly there doesn't exist any video of the most important moments in his career: all his childhood bullying and throwing that brick in the loving river

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 07:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

There aren't a ton of punches here, but try this - http://uproxx.com/sports/loudest-hits-mma/

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 13:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tezcatlipoca posted:

It also helps if they can't see your hands at all though

That's why Jon Jones is the greatest. More gouges for all!

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 14:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Pedro Nobre, that dingus.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 15:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

College Rockout posted:

Ok literally buying the tickets right now, thanks!

if you had asked earlier in the week, i would have told you to get in touch with kensei, he's using my UFC Fight Club presale code.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 04:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Shivers/McSweeny from TUF 10 and Kimbo/Houston Alexander are great gas 'em outs

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 18:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Memento posted:

I asked in the B-League thread but I guess it got lost in the Rizin discussion last night: in regards to that promotion, is there a reason they use a ring as opposed to a cage? Tradition, aesthetics, legal issues maybe? Just wanting to make themselves as PRIDE-y as possible?

I always assumed JMMA did rings as a nod to their pro wrestling roots more than anything

However, it should be noted that I'm pretty dang dumb

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 10:23

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