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Yes everybody, the Euros are finally loving done and instead of raving about overhyped janette shitheads like Hazard, Lukaku or De Bruyne, we can start raving about our own overhyped shitheads like Praet, Kums and There's Eurofoot ahead which is why this thread is open relatively early. But hell, I don't mind  (title quote courtesy of Anthony Vanden Borre, who has sadly left us) The 16 teams who will disappoint us this year  Club Brugge Koninklijke Voetbalvereniging aka blauw-zwart (blue and black) aka Club aka boeren (farmers) ~~ DEFENDING LEAGUE CHAMPION ~~ What did these scrubs accomplish? Nationwide: Club Brugge have become League champion 14 times, their longest streak being three wins from 75-76 to 77-78. They've won the Belgian Cup 10 times, their longest streak being 2 wins from 1994-95 to 95-96. Club have won the Supercup 14 times, 8 times as league champion and 6 times as cup winner, longest streak being four wins from 2002 to 2005. Club Brugge won the very first Supercup against SK Beveren in 1980. They've won the Bruges Matins 19 times (which isn't really an accomplishment when you're always in the finals since 1991) with a current seven win streak. A comeback against a feisty Wolfsburg kept the streak going. Didn’t organise the Bruges Matins this year because ‘our players would be too tired otherwise’. International: Club Brugge have had mixed success outside of Belgium. -Lost the 1976 UEFA Cup final and 1978 European Champion Clubs' Cup final, both against Liverpool. -Won the 1981 Kirin Cup. 2015-16: After 11 years Club Brugge finally found out the secret formula for winning the Jupiler Pro League, turns out it's being really poo poo at the start and being the least bad at the end that does it. Hopefully noone else will do this this year. The bulk of the year will consist of trying to find a way to make sure Best Trainer in Blegum Michel Preud'homme can leave with prospected successor Philippe Clement taking the reins decently. Trainer: Michel Preud'homme (BEL) Main JPL Rivals: AA Gent, Anderlecht, Cercle Brugge You've probably heard of: Timmy Simons, Tomas Pina Isla Founded: 1891  Royal Sporting Club Anderlecht aka Sporting aka mauves et blancs/paarswit (purple and white) What did these scrubs accomplish? Nationwide: This team is basically the juggernaut of Belgian football, they've been League champion for a whopping 33 times. Their longest streak is five wins from 63-64 to 67-68. They haven't been relegated since 1935. They've won the Belgian Cup 9 times, their longest streak being four wins from 71-72 to 75-76. Anderlecht have won the Supercup 11 times, always as League champion. Anderlecht are one of the three clubs who won the Belgian League Cup. They won the last edition in 2001. They've won two editions of the Bruges Matins, beating Club Brugge twice. International: Anderlecht are the most successful Belgian team in Europe, winning: -The European Cup Winners' Cup twice by beating West Ham United in 1976 and Austria Wien in 1978. -The UEFA Cup by beating Benfica in 1983. -The UEFA Supercup twice by beating Bayern Munchen in 1976 and Liverpool in 1978. 2015-16: The usual backroom shenanigans we're used to spread from Liège to Brussels last year as there wasn't a single week without some sort of controversy surrounding at least one member of staff or player being mad at everyone else. From the start of the season when Vanden Borre called his teammates fags to the end of the season where chairman Vanden Stock called Besnik Hasi (the manager) incompetent. The reason why Anderlecht still came second was because they had good players (except when they played smaller clubs in which case they were poo poo) Trainer: René Weiler (SUI) Main JPL rivals: Club Brugge, Standard Liège You've probably heard of: Youri Tielemans, Hamdi Harbaoui Founded: 1908  Koninklijke Atletiek Associatie Gent aka The Buffalos What did these scrubs accomplish? Nationwide: AA Gent have been relegated a few times and are a four time Second Division champion, as well as Second Division Final Round Champion in 1989. After 1989, Gent haven't been relegated. Gent have won the Belgian cup three times and won the Supercup as cup winner in 1984. They won their very first championship in 2015! International: AA Gent's biggest accomplishment in Europe is being a runner-up twice in the Intertoto Cup. 1)2006: Lost from Grasshopper-Club Zurich in the Central-East region 2)2007: Lost from Aalborg BK in the Northern Region 2015-16: Hello I'm Hein Vanhaezebrouck and I doesn't afraid of anyone. Look at how I almost got my team to the quarterfinals of the Champions League. Oh no hold on I don't have a big enough squad for three competitions and I've fallen to the Club Brugge disease of bottling it after New Years' nooo my title.... Trainer: Hein Vanhaezebrouck (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Club Brugge, Lokeren You've probably heard of: Jérémy Taravel, Jérémy Perbet Founded: 1900  Koninklijke Racing Club Genk What did these scrubs accomplish? They won the Belgian League three times and the Belgian Cup four times. They have won the Supercup once in 2011 as league champion. They've also won the Second Division once, the Final Round twice and haven't been relegated since 1996. 2015-16: Had a good run right until POI when it turned out that the tactics of 'Pass it to Bailey/Hoof it to Karelis' doesn't work against competent defences. Have a new logo that's supposed to look back at the miner origins of the club but it looks really bad, another bad logo for a club with only bad logos. Trainer: Peter Maes (BEL) Main JPL rivals: STVV, and not Westerlo like some idiot said last year You've probably heard of: Thomas Buffel, Leon Bailey Founded: 1988 (As fusion between THOR Waterschei and KFC Winterslag)  Koninklijke Voetbalclub Oostende aka de Kustboys (the Boys from the Coast) KV Oostende are the closest team to you if you're from across the pond or across the bigger pond. If you want to look the least plastic this club is for you. They had a real good season in the second division, but are best known in this thread for being bought by The Most Obnoxious Man In Football Marc Coucke 2015-16: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnOow4BSNg Trainer: Yves Vanderhaeghe (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Omega Pharma speculation You've probably heard of: Silvio Proto, Yassine El Ghanassy Founded: 1981 (fusion of VG and AS Oostende)  Sportvereniging Zulte Waregem aka Essevee What did these scrubs accomplish? Nationwide: They were Second Division champion in 2005, haven't left the Pro League since and won the Belgian Cup in 2006. International: Waregem's biggest accomplishment in Europe was losing to Newcastle in the 3rd round of the UEFA cup. 2015-16: Did their usual thing in the league until they got into POI and lost everything except the Anderlecht game, hey remember when these guys almost became champions hahaha Trainer: Francky Dury (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Kortrijk You've probably heard of: Mbaye Leye, Timothy Derijck Founded: 2001 (Fusion of KSV Waregem and Zultse VV)  Royal Standard Club de Liège aka Les Rouches (The Reds) ~~ DEFENDING CUP WINNERS ~~ What did these scrubs accomplish? Nationwide: They've been Belgian League champion ten times now, their longest winning streak is three wins, from 68-69 to 70-71. Their last win was the 2008-2009 season. Standard has won the Supercup four times, once as cup winner and three times as league champion. Standard has won the Belgian Cup 7 times, the last time in 2016. They haven't been relegated since 1921. International: Liège's biggest accomplishment in Europe was losing 2-1 to Barcelona in the UEFA Cup Winners' Cup finals in 1982. 2015-16: Alright we got Daniel Van Buyten backing our boardroom to bring in those sweet sweet football teachings and oh god why are we last after 10 games? Won almost every game after that, nearly missing POI and winning the Cup Trainer: Main JPL rivals: Anderlecht, Charleroi You've probably heard of: Jonathan Legear, Dino Arslanagic Founded: 1898  Royale Sporting du Pays de Charleroi aka the Zebras What did these scrubs accomplish? They've been second division champions twice, the last time was in 2012 2015-16: Played the best football on Belgian pitches and nearly missed POI, nearly missed Eurofoot after they got wrecked by Racing Genk in the very last match of the season. I hope they get in POI this year they're well swell Trainer: Felice Mazzu (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Standard Liège You've probably heard of: David Pollet, Nicolas Penneteau Founded: 1904  Koninklijke Voetbalclub Kortrijk aka De Kerels (The Dudes) What did these scrubs accomplish? Won the Final Round three times and the Second Division twice, haven't been relegated since 2007. 2015-16: Usual Kortrijk midtable season, only shaken up by Johan Walem all of a sudden seeing a Northern Conspiracy from within the club and leaving it to a manager who is ten times better than him without a managers' degree. Make of that what you want. Trainer: Karim Belhocine (FRA) Main JPL rivals: Zulte Waregem You've probably heard of: Thomas Kaminski, Gert-Jan De Mets Founded: 1901  Yellow Red Koninklijke Voetbalclub Mechelen aka The Yellow Reds aka Malinois aka Malinwa aka De Kakkers (The Shitters) What did these scrubs accomplish? Nationwide: Four time First Division winner, five time Second Division winner, two time Final Round winner, one time Third Division winner (after bankruptcy), one time Belgian Cup winner. They haven't been relegated since 2007. International: 1988 European Cup Winners' Cup winner, beating Ajax with 1-0. 1988 European Supercup winner, beating PSV Eindhoven 1989 Joan Gamper Trophy winner, beating Sochaux 2015-16: Another underwhelming season for The Sixth Biggest Team in Belgium. They should really do better though Trainer: Main JPL rivals: Lierse You've probably heard of: Mats Rits, Dalibor Veselinovic Founded: 1904  Koninklijke Sporting Club Lokeren Oost-Vlaanderen aka Tricolores aka Lokerse boeren (farmers of Lokeren) What did these scrubs accomplish? They won the Belgian Cup, their very first trophy, in 2011 and repeated this feat in 2014. They were also the Second Division champion in 1996 and haven't been relegated since. 2015-16: Belgian media believed that Georges Leekens tried to console Bob Peeters via text message after he stole his job for two weeks before it turned out it was a really weird prank because noone knows how to doublecheck sources anymore and another thing Trainer: Georges Leekens (BELlend) Main JPL rivals: AA Gent, Waasland-Beveren You've probably heard of: Barry Boubacar Copa, Tom De Sutter Founded: 1923  Koninklijke Voetbalclub Red Star Waasland-Sportkring Beveren aka de Wase Wolven (the Wolves of the Waasland) What did these scrubs accomplish? SK Beveren had a few titles and a supercup or two I'm pretty sure. Sadly this club has Waasland's honours and not Beveren's so apart from winning the Second Division final round in 2013 they've done gently caress all!! 2015-16: Are actually better than last seasons because they have a manager who actually gives a gently caress, sadly they don't have players who are good so well, here we are. Trainer: Stijn Vreven (BEL) Main JPL rivals: Lokeren You've probably heard of: Siebe Schrijvers, Milos Maric Founded: 2010 (Fusion of Red Star Waasland and SK Beveren)  Koninklijke Sint-Truidense Voetbalvereniging aka STVV What did these scrubs accomplish? They won a trophy that doesn't exist anymore in 1999. Best known for being the only club in Belgium with astroturf. 2015-16: What what do you mean you think we're controlled by Roland Duchatelet, just because his wife owns the club??? Please Trainer: Ivan Leko (CRO) Main JPL rivals: Genk You've probably heard of: Nick Proschwitz, Yuji Ono Founded: 1924  Royal Excel Mouscron aka whatever What did these scrubs accomplish? Not much! At one point during the 90s, they found themselves in the fourth provincial division. However, in the last few seasons Mouscron has shot up the ranks, going from fourth to third division in 2011, from third to second in 2012 and now finally to first division in 2014 after winning the second division final round. 2015-16: The weird financial shadiness still hasn't left, as Mouscron almost got juridically relegated AGAIN, this time because a shady agent was apparently member of the board of directors. Will sooner be bankrupt again than relegated Trainer: Glen De Boeck (BEL) Main JPL rivals: The Belgian Sport Tribunal You've probably heard of: David Hubert, Shane O'Neill Founded: 1921 as Racing Club Péruwelz, fusion with Mouscron in 2010  KVC Westerlo aka Westel What did these scrubs accomplish? Played in the Pro League between 1997 and 2012, after which they spent two years in the second division. Never really achieved anything, aside from getting kicked out of Europe early twice, and will hopefully continue to do so. 2015-16: Had The Greatest Escape by clinching the last spot in the Pro League by beating Oud-Heverlee Leuven in the last match of the season. Shame they're still a bit poo poo and won't be able to buy their way out like the other bit poo poo teams. Trainer: Main JPL rivals: Lierse You've probably heard of: Kristof Van Hout, Benjamin De Ceulaer Founded: 1933 THE FRESH BLOOD:  Königliche Allgemeine Sportvereinigung Eupen aka De Panda's ~~ FIRST DIVISION B CHAMPION ~~ What did these scrubs accomplish What was five years ago a quaint club with a weird moon language became a feeder club for a Qatari Trainer: Jordi Condom (don't laugh) (ESP) Main JPL rivals: domestic youth academies You've probably heard of: Siebe Blondelle, Jeffren Founded: 1945 loving playoffs, how do they work? They don't, but here it is: - 1 to 6 play against each other in one group with their points halved, top spot becomes champion, fourth (or fifth) spot plays against the winner of: - 7 to 15 of the First Division A and 2 to 4 from First Division B play against each other in two groups starting from zero, top spots play against each other, winner goes against aforementioned fourth (or fifth) I hear you ask, why get teams in from the second division? Why not the champions? Huh??? I answer to you that we don't loving know either WHO'S IN EUROPE HUH??? Champions League: Club (Group Stage) Europa League: Standard (Group Stage) Anderlecht Gent Genk Fans: First Division: AA Gent: beedeebee Anderlecht: the sex ghost Cercle Brugge: oystertoadfish Club Brugge: Bacon of the Sea, belgend, Green-Eyed Loco Man, uXs Lokeren: inktvis Oud-Heverlee Leuven: Punc Standard Liege: biglad, Newbori Zulte Waregem: R.Mute Tico helicopter mom: Drogadon Lower Divisions: Eendracht Aalst (Second Amateur Division A): DjCoax, malder White Star Bruxelles (First Amateur Division): byolante Calendar for the preseason (only official matches): July 14 Genk - Budućnost Podgorica July 21 Budućnost Podgorica - Genk July 23 SUPERCUP: Club - Standard July 26-27 Anderlecht's Third Round CL Qualifier July 28 Genk's Third Round EL Qualifier (maybe) Gent's Third Round EL Qualifier Matchday 1 calendar: (bold are interesting) July 29 Mechelen - Club July 30 Mouscron - Anderlecht Waregem - Eupen STVV - Lokeren Charleroi - Waasland July 31 Westerlo - Standard Genk - Oostende Kortrijk - Gent POST POST POST belgend fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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Thedone deals of this summer season, bolds are loans and loan returns AA Gent IN Benito Raman - STVV, loan return Dieumerci Ndongala - Charleroi José Luis Rodriguez - Chorillo (PAN) Jérémy Perbet - Charleroi Jacob Rinne - Örebro (SWE) Emir Kujovic - Norrköping (SWE) Noël Soumah - White Star Bruxelles Ante Puljic - Dinamo Bucharest (ROM), loan return Mustafa Oussalah - Mouscron, loan return Stefan Mitrovic - Freiburg Boubacar Diallo - Anderlecht Ofir Davidzada - Hapoel Beer Sheva (ISR) Youn Czekanowicz - Club Jeremy Taravel - Dinamo Zagreb (CRO) Rabiu Ibrahim - Trencin (HUN) Bozidar Veskovac - Beograd (SRB) Anderson Esiti - Estoril (POR) OUT Jeff Callebaut - KV Mechelen Rik Impens - VW Hamme Mbark Boussoufa - Lokomotiv Moscow (RUS), loan return Marko Poletanovic - Red Star Belgrade (SRB), loan return Rafinha - end of contract Haris Hajradinovic - Haugesund (NOR) Sloan Privat - Guingamp (FRA) Lucas Deaux - Guingamp (FRA) Dries Caignau - FCV Dender Steve Ryckaert - STVV Enis Gavazaj - Skenderbeü (ALB) Simon Diédhiou - Mouscron Matz Sels - Newcastle United (ENG) Nermin Zolotic - Roeselare Alexis Scholl - Benfica (POR), loan return Peter Olayinka - Dukla Praque (CZE) Ante Puljic - contract ended Serge Tabekou - OHL Benito Raman - Standard Boubacar Dialla - Racing Gent Laurent Depoitre - Porto (POR) Sven Kums - Watford (ENG) Gustav Wilkheim - Midtylland (DEN) ANDERLECHT IN Sofiane Hanni - KV Mechelen Andy Kawaya - Willem II (NED), loan return Dennis Appiah - Caen (FRA) Sebastian De Maio - Genoa (ITA) Samuel Bastien - Avellino (ITA), loan return Nathan Kabasele - De Graafschap (NED), loan return Idrissa Doumbia - Bingerville (CIV) Mahmoud Hassan Trezeguet - Al-Ahly (EGY) Alexandru Chipciu - Steaua Bucharest (ROM) Lukasz Teodorczyk - Dynamo Kyiv (UKR) Diego Capel - Genoa (ITA) Nicolae Stanciu - Steaua (ROM) Massimo Bruno - Leipzig (GER) Hamdi Harbaoui - Udinese (ITA) Uros Spajic - Toulouse (FRA) OUT Alexander Büttner - Dinamo Moscow (RUS), loan return Filip Djuricic - Benfica (POR), loan return Imoh Ezekiel - Al-Arabi (QAT), loan return Hervé Matthys - Westerlo Orel Mangala - Borussia Dortmund (GER) Thomas Kaminski - Kortrijk Silvio Proto - Oostende Matias Suarez - Belgrano (ARG) Anthony Vanden Borre - Montpellier (FRA) Stéphane Omeonga - Avellino (ITA) Aaron Leya Iseka - Olympique Marseille (FRA) Steven Defour - Burnley (ENG) Sebastien De Maio - Fiorentina (ITA) Fabrice N'Sakala - Alyanaspor (TUR) Dennis Praet - Sampdoria (ITA) Samuel Bastien - Chievo (ITA) Stefano Okaka - Watford (ENG) Idrissa Sylla - QPR (ENG) Samy Bourard - STVV Mahmoud Hassan Trezeguet - Mouscron Nathan de Medina - OHL Dodi Lukebakio - Toulouse (FRA) Michaël Heylen - Westerlo CHARLEROI IN Mohamed Daf - Eupen, loan return Djamel Bakar - Montpellier (FRA) Gjoko Zajkov - Rennes (FRA) Robin Leemans - Patro Eisden, loan return Mamadou Fall - White Star Bruxelles, loan return Maxime Vandermeulen - White Star Bruxelles, loan return Gaetan Henderickx - free agent OUT Kenneth Houdret - OHL Jessy Galvez Lopez - Cercle Brugge Dieumerci Ndongala - Gent Jérémy Perbet - Gent Karel Geraerts - end of contract Guillaume François - end of contract Mohamed Daf - end of contract Roman Ferber - end of contract CLUB BRUGGE IN Mushaga Bakenga - Molde (NOR), loan return Jean-Charles Castelletto - Mouscron, loan return Sokratis Dioudis - Panionios (GRE), loan return Dylan Seys - Hapoel Acre(ISR), loan return Nikola Storm - Waregem, loan return Nicolas Castillo - Universidad Catolica (CHI), loan return Tomas Pina Isla - Villarreal (ESP) Ricardo Van Rhijn - Ajax (NED) Anthony Limbombe - NEC (NED) Lucas Alfieri - Standard OUT Waldemar Sobota - St Pauli (GER) Davy De fauw - Waregem Mikel Agu - Porto (POR), loan return Sinan Bolat - Porto (POR), loan return Valerijs Sabala - DAC 1904 (SVK) Lennert De Smul - Kortrijk Jimmy De Jonghe - Beerschot-Wilrijk Sander Coopman - Waregem Leandro Pereira - Palmeiras (BRA) Thomas Meunier - PSG (FRA) Tuur Dierickx - Antwerp Livio Milts - Roda JC (NED) Michaël Cordier - end of contract Dylan Seys - Twente (NED) Jules Combel - Lokeren Bernie Ibini-Isei - Sydney (AUS) Jean-Charles Castelletto - Red Star Paris (FRA) Sokratis Dioudis - Aris (GRE) Nicolas Castillo - Universidad Católica (CHI) Mushaka Bakenga - Rosenborg (NOR) EUPEN IN Joseph Biersard - Patro Eisden Samuel Asamoah - OHL, loan return Fahad Al-Abdulrahman - Al-Sadd (QAT) Mamadou Sylla - Espanyol (ESP) Jean-Thierry Lazare Amani - Aspire Football Dreams Academy (QAT) Ibrahim Diallo - Valencia (ESP) OUT Akram Afif - Al-Sadd (QAT) William Mauclet - FC Liège KORTRIJK IN Tomislav Babaric - Sarajevo (BIH) Lenner De Smul - Club Thomas Kaminski - Anderlecht Idir Ouali - Paderborn (GER) Joaozinho - Braga (POR) Gregory Mahau - Coxyde, loan return Idriss Saadi - Cardiff (WAL) Romain Métanire - FC Metz (FRA) Dimitris Goutas - Olympiacos (GRE) Lars Veldwijk - Nottingham Forest Lucas Rougeaux - Nice Andriy Totovytskyi - Shakthar Donetsk (UKR) OUT Zarko Tomasevic - Oostende Michaël Lallemand - Antwerp Baptiste Ulens - La Louvière Adam Marusic - Oostende Kenneth Zohore - Cardiff (WAL) Michael Olaitan - Olympiakos (GRE), loan return Gilles Lentz - Cercle Brugge Rémi Pillot - end of contract Arno Claeys - Aalst Besart Selmani - Harelbeke Darren Keet - end of contract Maxime Chanot - New York City (USA) Lukas Van Eenoo - Roeselare Tomislav Kis - Cercle MECHELEN IN Nils Schouterden - Westerlo Jeff Callebaut - Gent Yohan Croizet - OHL Dimitris Kolovos, Olympiakos (GRE) Zeljko Filipovic - Maribor (SVN) Vladimir Volkov - Lech Poznan (POL), loan return Lionel Makondi - Heist, loan return Jules Van Cleemput, Heist, loan return Miguel Mees, Heist, loan return Christian Osaguona - free agent OUT Sofiane Hanni - Anderlecht Jean-François Gillet - Catania (ITA), loan return Ibrahima Cissé - Standard Steven De Putter - STVV Jens Naessens - Waregem Sheldon Bateau - Kyrlia Sovetov (RUS) Joachim Van Damme - contract ended because of cocaine Yan De Maeyer - Beerschot-Wilrijk Nassim Ben Khalifa - Eskisehirspor (TUR) Stevy Okitokandjo - end of contract Jason Adesanya - Lommel United Cedric Mpembele - Hamme Opoku Ampomah - Waasland Alexander Corryn - Antwerp Miguel Mees - Rupel Boom OOSTENDE IN Zarko Tomasevic - Kortrijk Mathias Bossaerts - Manchester City (ENG) Silvio Proto - Anderlecht Landry Dimata - Standard Adam Marusic - Kortrijk Siebe Van Der Heyden - Anderlecht Nicolas De Préville - Reims (FRA) Ibrahima Conté - Anderlecht OUT Niels De Schutter - Waasland Niels Coussement - Cercle Yoshi Verbrugge - Aalst Ante Blazevic - contract ended Godwin Saviour - El-Kadme Academy (NIG) Jordan Lukaku - Lazio (ITA) Wouter Biebauw - Roeselare Nicolas De Préville - Lille (FRA) Sébastien Locigno - Go Ahead Eagles (NED) Yannick Loemba - OHL LOKEREN IN Nikola Jambor - Belupo (CRO) Tom De Sutter - Bursaspor (TUR) Jules Combel - Club Eugene Ansah - Lommel United, loan return Filip Starzynski - Lubin (POL), loan return Besart Abdurahimi - Astana (KAZ), loan return Ari Freyr Skulason - Odense (DEN) Steve De Ridder - Copenhagen (DEN) OUT Hamdi Harbaoui - Udinese (ITA) Dario Meljnak - Baku (AZE) Cyriel Dessers - NAC (NED) Tars Notteboom - Gent-Zeehaven Joey Dujardin - Hamme Denis Odoi - Fulham (ENG) Bezar Abdurahimi - Osaka (JAP) Filip Starzynski - Lubin (POL) MOUSCRON IN Simon Diédhiou - Gent Stefan Simic - Milan (ITA) Mergim Vojvoda - Standard Alen Saric-Hodzic - Blato (CRO) Luka Stojanovic - Limassol (CYP Jérémy Huyghebaert - WS Bruxelles Matej Delač - Chelsea (ENG) Karim Essikal - Waregem Roman Ferber - Charleroi Daniel Graovac - Zrjinski Mostar (BIH) Mahmoud Hassan - Anderlecht Islam Feruz - Chelsea (ENG) OUT Franois Marquet - Standard, loan return Thibaut Rausin - Tubize Tristan Dingomé - Troyes (FRA) Tozé Marreco - Coimbra (POR) Yahya Boumediene - Tanger (MOR) Elimane Coulibaly - end of contract Jean Charles Castelleto - Club, loan return Mustapha Oussalah - Gent, loan return Teddy Mézague - end of contract Nikola Aksentijevic - end of contract Selim Amallah - Tubize Marko Scepovic - Olympiakos (GRE), loan return Kevin Tapoko - end of contract Ofir Marciano - end of contract Julian Michel - Waasland Noë Dusenne - Crotone (ITA) Frederic Maciel - Moreirense (POR) GENK IN Alban Muzaqi - Geel, loan return Anele Ngongca - Troyes (FRA), loan return Leandro Trossard - OHL, loan return Aleksandar Carvic - Aarhus (DEN), loan return Tornike Okrashvili - Eskisehirspor (TUR), loan return Omar Colley - Djurgardens (SWE) Bojan Nastic - Novi Sad (SRB) Tino-Sven Susic - Hajduk Split (CRO) Jakub Brabec - Sparta (CZE) OUT Jentl Gaethofs - Lommel Alessio Carlone - Den Bosch (NED) Alessandro Cirani - MVV (NED) Brian Hamalainen - Waregem Siebe Schrijvers - Waasland Jarne Vrijsen - Deinze Ayub Masika - Lierse Ruslan Malinovsky - Shakthar Donetsk (UKR), loan return Derrick Tshimanga - end of contract Christian Kabasele - Watford (ENG) Luka Zarandia - contract ended Daniele Zotti - Patro Eisden Igor De Camargo - APOEL (CYP) Sekou Cissé - Ajaccio (FRA) Senne Verbiest - Lommel United Anele Ngcongca - contract ended Neeskens Kebano - Fulham (ENG) Laszlo Köteles - Waasland Tornike Okriashvili - contract ended STANDARD Farouk Miya - Vipers (UGA) Francois Marquet - Mouscron, loan return Alpaslan Ozturk - Eskisehirspor (TUR), loan return Marten Wilmots - STVV Reno Wilmots - STVV Ibrahima CIssé - Mechelen Birama Touré - Nantes (FRA) Yanis Mbombo - Sochaux (FRA), loan return Konstantinos Laifis - Olympiakos (GRE) Jean-François Gillet - Catania (ITA) Benito Raman - Gent Orlando Sa - Maccabi Tel Aviv (ISR) Fares Bahlouli - Monaco (FRA) Wallyson Mallman - Sporting (POR) OUT Ioannis Maniatis - Olympiakos (GRE), loan return Victor Valdes - Manchester United (ENG), loan return Christian Bruls - Rennes (FRA), loan return Deni Milosevic - Konyaspor (TUR) Landry Dimata - Oostende Lucas Pirard - STVV Martin Milec - Roda (NED) Francois Marquet - Waasland Gabriel Boschilla - Monaco (FRA), loan return Mergim Vojvoda - end of contract Georgy Zhukov - Ural (RUS) Yohann Thuram - Le Havre (FRA) Lucas Alfieri - Club Ivan Santini - Caen (FRA) Hugo Cuypers - Seraing Jonathan Okita - Westerlo STVV IN Lucas Damblon - Sprimont Wolke Janssens - Dessel Stef Peeters - MVV (NED) Lucas Pirard - Standard Steven De Petter - Mechelen Pierrick Valdivia - Lens (FRA) Steve Ryckaert - Gent Jorge Pulido - Albacete (ESP) Djene Dakonam - Alcorcon (ESP) Hilaire Momi - Seraing, loan return Roman Bezus - Dnipro (UKR) Salymo Sylla - Auxerre (FRA) Christian Ceballos - Charlton Athletic (ENG) Kévin Koubemba - Lille (FRA) Jonathan Bamba - Saint-Etienne (FRA) Samy Bourard - Anderlecht Cristian Cuevas - Chelsea (ENG) OUT Mathias Schils - Lommel Benito Raman - Gent, loan return Faycal Rherras - end of contract Joao Rodriguez - Chelsea (ENG), loan return Pierre-Baptiste Baherlé - Union Saint-Gilles Marten Wilmots - Standard Reno Wilmots - Standard Salomon Narisarike - Tubize Yaya Soumahoro - Muangthong United (THA) Yvan Erichot - end of contract Mémé Tchité - end of contract Alessandro Ianoli - end of contract Victorien Angban - Chelsea (ENG), loan return Cristian Cuevas - Chelsea (ENG), loan return Mergim Vojvoda - Standard, loan return Yves De Winter - Roda JC (NED) Lucas Damblon - Geel WAASLAND-BEVEREN IN Niels De Schutter - Oostende Alessandro Cergioni - OHL Rudy Camacho - Sedan (FRA) Nicolas Orye - Patro Eisden Jens Cools - Westerlo Kjetil Borry - Roeselare Ibrahima Seck - Auxerre (FRA) Siebe Schrijvers - Genk Francois Marquet - Standard Aaron Dhondt - Izegem Opoku Ampomah - Mechelen Aleksander Boljevic - PSV (NED) Julian Michel - Mouscron Ronnie Schwarz - Guincamp (FRA) Laszlo Köteles - Waasland OUT David Destorme - retired Glenn Leemans - Deinze Dylan De Belder - Lierse Thibault Moulin - Legia Warsaw (POL) Livio Nabab - Orléans (FRA) Jonathan Wilmet - Wallonia Walhain Alec Luyckx - Londerzeel Niels De Pauw - end of contract Hugo Sousa - end of contract Gary Coulibaly - end of contract Zakaria M'Sila - end of contract Deni Milosevic, Standard, loan return Milos Maric - end of contract Steeven Langill - Legia Warsaw (POL) Ebrahima 'Ibou' Sawaneh - Roeselare WESTERLO IN Michaelis Mianas - Giannina (GRE) Hervé Matthys - Anderlecht Randal Oto'o - 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Trencin (HON) OUT Louis Coetsier - Deinze Jordy Verstraeten - Antwerp Karel D'Haene - retired Marko Poletanovic - Gent, loan return Nikola Storm - Club, loan return Mame Thiam - Juventus (ITA), loan return Stephen Buyl - Antwerp Formose Mendy - Red Star Paris (FRA) Joel Sami - contract ended Steve De Ridder - Copenhagen (DEN), loan return Chuks Aneke - contract ended Abdou Diallo - Monaco (FRA), loan return Cédric D'Ulivo - OHL Yanni De Vriendt - FC Eindhoven (NED) Karim Essikal - Mouscron Charni Ekangamene - NAC belgend fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Are all your clubs royal, which is what I assume koninklijke means?
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Syncopated posted:Are all your clubs royal, which is what I assume koninklijke means? Most of them are, but it's not difficult to be able to use royal in the title. Every organisation that is at least 50 years old and can prove they're functioning can become royal.
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So it's an actual thing you have to apply for or something? Cool.
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Syncopated posted:So it's an actual thing you have to apply for or something? Cool. We take token titles very seriously here. Tomorrow's the first official game of a Belgian team this season, with Genk taking on a team from  Fudbalski Klub Budućnost Podgorica aka Plavo-bijeli (The Blue-Whites) What did these scrubs accomplish? Buducnost are the best team in Montenegro since the independence from Serbia in 2006. They've won the Montenegrin First League twice and were runner-up in all but two other years, which makes them extreme bottlers. They've also won the Montenegro Cup once. To get to this second qualifier, they beat the Macedonian team of Rabotnicki Trainer: Miodrag Vukotic (MNE) Main league rivals: idk, all the other teams I guess??? You've maybe heard of: no one, unless you follow the Montenegrin First League with a burning passion Founded: 1925
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I had no idea European football started tomorrow. Thanks for making a thread!
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beedeebee posted:I had no idea European football started tomorrow. Thanks for making a thread! Well, Eurofoot for us, the 9th best club competition of Europe, all the scrubs have been playing since mid-June
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Jul 13, 2016 20:59
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Well after a match no one was interested enough in to actually watch, Genk is bringing the most dangerous scoreline to Podgorica, capital of Montenegro. All I can say is, I wish the actual season would start already Genk 2-0 Buducnost (1-0)
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I can't believe it:  Wilmots is gone!
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beedeebee posted:I can't believe it: Wilmots being gone and the KBVB searching for basically the anti-Wilmots are ins anely my poo poo
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belgend posted:ZULTE WAREGEM 
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belgend posted:Wilmots being gone and the KBVB searching for basically the anti-Wilmots are ins anely my poo poo
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Jul 15, 2016 18:00
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I was wondering where you were
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Jul 15, 2016 18:27
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The Genk game isn't televised again as far as I can tell but they just condeded a goal in 30 seconds so hoo boy
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Jul 21, 2016 19:47
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What the gently caress is this, 2-0
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Jul 21, 2016 20:25
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What should have been a walk in the park has turned into a shootout situation, Genk are poo poo
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Thank gently caress Buducnost 2-0 Genk (2-0 HT, aggregate 2-2, 2-0 AET, 2-4 penalties) Your Eurofoot next week is as follows: CL 3RD Round July 26 Rostov (RUS) - Anderlecht EL 3RD Round July 28 Gent - Viitorul (ROM) Cork (IRE) - Genk Writeup of the opponents will be done after the Belgian Supercup, which is this saturday!!!
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The supercup starts in about 40 minutes. Your starting XIs: Club  Standard  Where to watch it: This game is the first of the season to be televised. For Dutch-speaking fans it's commercial network 2BE who will broadcast the Supercup starting at 19:35, there's no online livestream that I've found for that Francophone fans can watch through the RTBF, who start their broadcast at 19:45 and their livestream 10 mins after on http://www.rtbf.be/auvio/direct_supercoupe-de-belgique?lid=66484 If you're foreign, this site usually has all the Belge matches http://sports-livezz.com/
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Club has won the first trophy of the season! While looking pretty good at times as well Club 2-1 Standard (0-1) NEXT WEEK TUESDAY Rostov - Anderlecht (CL 3rd Q) THURSDAY Gent - Viitorul (EL 3rd Q) Cork City - Genk (EL 3rd Q) FRIDAY Mechelen - Club SATURDAY Mouscron - Anderlecht Waregem - Eupen STVV - Lokeren Charleroi - Waasland SUNDAY Westerlo - Standard Genk - Oostende Kortrijk - Gent belgend fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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Eurofoot opponent roundup Tomorrow: Anderlecht takes on the following club  Футбольный клуб Ростов aka Selmashi What did these scrubs accomplish? Hyped as 'Russia's Leicester' because they are a small city team that ended up really high on the table in the local championship, it was less exciting than Leicester though because they didn't win and also their finances are just poo poo instead of good but tiny. Won one Russian Cup in 2014 and that's it. Trainer: Kurban Berdyev (TKM) Main league rivals: Financial Fair Play You've maybe heard of: Cesar Navas, Christian Noboa Founded: 1930 This is Rostov's first match in the Champions League this season! Thursday: Genk try to do better than barely beating Montenegrins going up against:  Cumann Peile Chathair Chorcaí aka City, Rebel Army, The Leesiders What did these scrubs accomplish? Cork City were in 1984 one of the very first Irish teams to play with professional footballers. It is owned through the Friends of the Rebel Army Society supporters' cooperative. They have two League of Ireland titles, one FAI Cup win, 3 LoI Cup wins, 1 President's Cup win (Irish Supercup), 16 Munster Senior Cup wins (whatever that means) and 1 Setanta Cup win (which is a League cup across the whole of Ireland?) Trainer: John Caulfield (IRE) Main league rivals: The clubs from that Dublin You've maybe heard of: Colin Healy, Alan Bennett Founded: 1984 This is Cork's 3rd EL matchup, after beating the Northern Irish Linfield and the Swedish Häcken Also Thursday: Gent want to wreck the poo poo out of Europe once more starting with:  Fotbal Club Viitorul Constanța aka Puștii lui Hagi (Hagi's kids) What did these scrubs accomplish? They were founded in 2009 and have not really done anything of note so far. Gheorghe Hagi, who is known as the best Romanian football of all time, owns and manages the club Trainer: Gheorghe Hagi (ROM) Main league rivals: Clubs with history You've maybe heard of: Alex Nimely, Kévin Boli Founded: 2009 This is Viitorul's first Eurofoot match ever!! belgend fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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belgend posted:This is Rostov's first match in the Champions League this season! Isn't it everyone's first match in the CL this year? Also looking forward to thursday. Wondering how the new signings will play. Hopefully better than in the friendly pre-season game against Panathinakois because that was poo poo.
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beedeebee posted:Isn't it everyone's first match in the CL this year? Believe it or not there's been two qualifier rounds in the CL already. Celtic almost lost one of them!
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belgend posted:Believe it or not there's been two qualifier rounds in the CL already. Celtic almost lost one of them! Oh, I had no idea. That's an early start of the season!
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I hope Cork City win, belges
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julian assflange posted:I hope Cork City win, belges If Genk play like they did in Podgorica you might be able to win, no joke.
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Jul 26, 2016 07:19
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For those who want to scout Anderlecht before the real season starts: Belgians can watch on Proximus 11, poor Belgians and foreigners can join me here http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/451689/1/watch-fk-rostov-vs-rsc-anderlecht-fc.html
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Jul 26, 2016 19:25
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belgend posted:For those who want to scout Anderlecht before the real season starts: Belgians can watch on Proximus 11, poor Belgians and foreigners can join me here http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/451689/1/watch-fk-rostov-vs-rsc-anderlecht-fc.html Sure, who doesn't like a good comedy
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belgend posted:For those who want to scout Anderlecht before the real season starts: Belgians can watch on Proximus 11, poor Belgians and foreigners can join me here http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/451689/1/watch-fk-rostov-vs-rsc-anderlecht-fc.html really good quality sopcast streams here http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/430967_fc_rostov_anderlecht/, although it's probably in russian
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Jul 26, 2016 19:41
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Anderlecht in conceding goal on set piece 'shocker'
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Jul 26, 2016 19:46
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belgend posted:Anderlecht in conceding goal on set piece 'shocker' belgend posted:Anderlecht in conceding goal on set piece 'shocker'
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Jul 26, 2016 20:50
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Decent result for next week, but this was not a good game from Anderlecht. Only Tielemans and Acheampong in form Rostov 2-2 Anderlecht (1-1)
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Jul 26, 2016 21:22
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Good result for Rostov, better than everyone anticipated, what with them losing some key players, having no money, and their manager (who is the sole reason they finished second last year) still being undecided whether he wants to keep managing this clusterfuck of a club. Also, this was the first competitive game of the season for Rostov. The prognoses here vary from "Anderlecht will kick their asses like it's nothing" to "Rostov will kick their asses like it's nothing", which should give you an idea that no one has any idea what is going to happen in a week with this, er, "club". Note that I have not seen the game, but I do intend to see the one next week.
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Jul 26, 2016 21:47
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Aw, Raman is going to Standard. This makes me sad because I really like the little rascal. Supposedly he's being sold for 7-800k. Stupid, because in January Standard wanted to pay 1,5 million and we said no.
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beedeebee posted:Aw, Raman is going to Standard. This makes me sad because I really like the little rascal. Supposedly he's being sold for 7-800k. Stupid, because in January Standard wanted to pay 1,5 million and we said no. This is such a weird transfer, Standard don't need Raman and it's not like Raman is going to get starting XI spots in Liège. Standard just threw money at Gent
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It's a stupid transfer for Standard because they need more discipline in the dressing room and Raman is obviously an idiot. Good riddance for Gent. In other news, noted former overhyped shithead Thomas Meunier just scored twice against Real Madrid. It's a really weird feeling, seeing someone you've seen playing for so many years, after coming straight from the 3rd division, scoring 2 goals in more or less his first game for PSG against Real loving Madrid. What makes it utterly bizarre is that both goals were with his left foot instead of outside right.
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uXs posted:It's a stupid transfer for Standard because they need more discipline in the dressing room and Raman is obviously an idiot. Good riddance for Gent. Tbf he's always been good going forward, and La Liga defending is going to be even worse in preseason. I'm just mad we sold him for €7m. At least now we have the balls to tell clubs to gently caress off for only giving 12m for good lads like Izquierdo
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Fans of Belge foot, there are two(!) matches on today in Eurofoot In 15 minutes, Genk - Cork kicks off, half an hour later so will Gent - Viitorul No one is televising it though, so here's some streams http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/452209/1/watch-krc-genk-vs-cork-city.html http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/452227/1/watch-kaa-gent-vs-viitorul-constanta.html I hope they work but it'll depend on the Irish and Romanian broadcasters. Don't think any broadcaster in Belgium actually cares
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Jul 28, 2016 18:47
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Uhm, I'm in the ghelamco arena and they are serving non-alcoholic beer. Mods??
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